GLIB JEWS VS. THE MAN-TRACTORS
04.30.08
EW is reporting that Superbad star Jonah Hill is in negotiations to star opposite Rough LeBeouf in Transformers part Deouche.
EW cites a source saying Hill will be comic relief as LeBeouf’s college roommate. Of course, this could all be part of Michael Bay’s alleged counter-intelligence effort.
Reached for comment on the Hill story, Bay quipped, “Yes, it would appear we’re close to signing Jonah. But then, sometimes there’s… more than meets the eye.” At which point he giggled so hard a Cheerio shot out his nose.
Honestly, Bay trying to confuse people about the plot of Transformers is like my grandma giving me false hints about where she’s hiding the Easter eggs this year. We’re 33 now grandma, unless they’re in an omelette no one gives a shit.
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Well, if they were trying to get us fellers that didn’t see the first Transformer movie to go see this one, they just EPIC FAILED.
Hey, somebody tell Jonah Hill to get the fuck off of Jim Carrey.
Hill is the new Tommy Lee Jones. Can’t make a movie without him.
Thanks for the heads up Jack. I’ll reciprocate if i’m ever in an airport.
Aww not this fat fuck again. To be considered comic relief don’t you have to be funny?
I can’t wait for the intro scene, where Jonah calls LeBouf’s car gay and it hits him in the ass with its door.
:::Dear Michael Bay, if you’re reading this, don’t put that fucking scene in the movie. Only assholes laugh at shit like that:::
If I laughed at that comment, does that make me an asshole, Donk? Or is it the fact that I enjoy drowning puppies?
A little from column A, a little from column B, Pauly.
Uh-oh. I think I’m going to OD on jew-fros and face scruff……
*sigh of relief*
And I thought I was a bad person. Thanks Donk.
I laughed too but i’ve eaten around 6 Vicc’s this morning.
Jonah Hill is technically the white man’s Anthony Anderson. No wait, Anthony Anderson is still the white man’s Anthony Anderson.
I can’t wait for the scene where Hill and LeBouf pull over to fill up on gas, and when they insert the pump Bumblebee cums.
i fucking hate jonah hill hes made me hate the fat, obnoxious lovable goof character in movies now
I can’t wait to take my next ex girlfriend to Transformers 2.
Is there a question on the table about FilmDrunk being frequented by assholes?
While we’re at it, I’m going to apply for a government grant to study which is the most favored religion in Vatican City.
I wouldn’t be surprised if that scene was in the movie. It would probably even elicit a chuckle from me (especially since I called it so early), I was thinking about the moviegoing morons who guffaw loudly in the theater at the goofiest shit. The kinds of people responsible for the continued success of Epic Movie-type films.
So wait, are the Transformers jews?
Conversely i laugh loudly when no one else does. For instance, in that piece of shit Jody Foster flick where she’s a vigilante she shoots a guy trying to rape her in the face. That drew stunned silence from the audience while i nearly pissed myself.
I think that the Autobots (pronounced with rad California-wank accent OTTO-BOTTS) are Jewish but Deceptacons are Scientologists.
I want to play ‘Where In the World Is Carmen San Diego’ with MIchael Bay. I have a feeling it would be really easy to win.
Chodin: “Michael, where did Carmen take the Statue of Liberty ?”
Bay: “Um…hehe…ah….not to South America…hehe…um…”
Michael Bay’s poker face is as follows:
1) shifty eyes
2) shit-eating grin
3) giggle
4) exclaims “rats, I’ve got nuttin’ ”
5) giggle
I can’t wait for the scene where Shia walks in on Jonah humping Jazz, and Shia says "Duuude!".
Michael Bay is preparing to fight Uwe Boll by practicing his "Your shoe’s untied" and "Hey, what’s that behind you?" sucker-punch attacks.
yeah the decepticons are nazis
New up, jew loving kotals!
New up, Hulk Humpers.
Hitler used to collect and play with Transformers. He didn’t like the Autobots. He called them the Jew-Bots in Disguise…
Hey look! A fat jewkid with a jewfro and I bet he says something snarky! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAfuckingkillme!!
I watched Transformers in the theatres and sat so close I nearly had a seizure but thought it was meh. Then I watched it last week with my girlfriend and realized just how "Michael Bay" it really was. Every scene with John Voight just KILLED me, especially when he breaks the very conveniently placed "shotgun display" and starts shooting – just straight up killed me. Then again I was high.