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Today’s Friday Free for All clip comes courtesy of local commercials in New York, always a bastion of high production values. This is an ad for Uncle Magic, the Hip Hop Magician.
Brohawk haircut? Check. Cartoon sound effects? Check. Unnecessary yelling? Check. Street-wise style? Check. Grown man dressed as a clown? Check. Grown man dressed as clown arguing with his own alter ego in a baby voice? Oh you better believe that’s a check.
If he’s not at my next birthday party, I’m holding my breath until he arrives.
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I had an Uncle Magic. He showed me several "tricks". It was at his "super secret funhouse in the garage, the one you couldnt tell mommy and daddy about"
Hes up for parole in 2 years, My therapy is ongoing.
I was only 27. He should have known better. the sick bastard.
If he can hire Birffday Dog he got it made
Call now and not only will I drink all da orange drink at yo party, I’ll fuck yo mamma while you eat yo birffday cake.
Just a guess – Aunt Magic has been waiting 3 years for him to return from his trip to pick up cigarettes…
You know there is a dude in his crew that goes by the nickname, Lil’ Tricky.
He’ll be the Tupac/Biggie of the Clown rapper world as soon as somebody shoots his ass.
Jesus, I feel like I’ve done something really fucked up to deserve him yelling at me like that.
What was with the army fatigues? I don’t wanna do any push ups for my birfday.
Aight chillinz, look hizzle. Nuttin’ up my sleevizzle, now pick a kizzle, any kizzle…
This guy’s a fucking genius. He’s getting paid by people to case their houses, then rob them later that night.
Every kid at the party gets a balloon shaped like a 40 oz bottle.
Q: What do you say when you see your TV floating away in the middle of the night?
A: Put down my TV, Hip Hop Magician!
Best Busey moment ever.
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lil kid: but Uncle Magic i wanted a balloon pony not a doggie
Uncle Magic: shut the fuck up you lil bitch before i slap the black off yo face
I, for once, am glad that the IT Nazis have filters that won’t allow me to see this. I FUCKING HATE (read: scarred shitty of) clowns! And according to raging asshole, Penn’s Finest from over there, all white people are petrified of blacks. So, viewing this would probably make me vomit into my own fear shit piss puddle and stroke out.
I had this guy for my last birthday, he’s not half as good as he says he is. His first trick was making a 40 disappear, and then my presents. After that, he tried to saw my mother in half, but had to stop due to "technical difficulties." I think he MIGHT be a fraud.
Show me on the balloon animal where Uncle Magic touched you.
Right here sir, on the knot.
The Hip Hop Magician’s agency also represents The Tap Dancing Moyle.
QAPLAH Luch!
Circle gets the square!
DING!
Jacktion! passes to Luch…
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
…..ooooooooooooooooooooooooooAL!
After that, he tried to saw my mother in half
He did the same thing at my party. He wasn’t using a saw, though.
Luch, I just saw the last part of your comment and started to wonder what you’d be like in the sack.
“Now watch how quick I make this crack rock dissappear!”
Well, honestly sex with a clown couldn’t be good. If Juggalos have taught me anything, it’s that once you go clown, it brings our whole society down.
His balloon trick for sneaking coke into prison is “magical”.
I think I started to fear clowns when my parents hired Lumpy the Handsy Clown for my 7th B-day. After his version of "musical lap" where the kids had to jump onto his lap when the music stopped, and "pin the tail on my brown eye", my parents finally sobered up enough to call the cops
Ok, it’s hide and go seek time kids! Billy, I want you to show me where your mommy keeps her underpants, err, I mean where she sleeps, then count to one-thousand, ok?
Yo little bitches, I’z Ray Ray and dis be my dog "Whitey". Don’t fuck wit Whitey cuz dat mothafuckah will bite yo ass!
And dat, chillun, is a metaphor. Can y’all say metaphor?
Do Black clowns paint Kool-Aid smiles on their face?
Homie don’t play that.
Abracadabra mother fucker, (Uncle Magic pulls back curtain) yo’ mother fuckin’ car is on mother fuckin’ cinder blocks!
pauly, black clowns down smile, they arent bitches.
I think he is trying to get his pimp fee out of a little girl in this picture.
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He’s still trying to make his warrents dissappear.
Uncle Magic’s assistant, Cousin Larceny brings a giant empty bag to each party. After each show, it’s ‘magically’ filled with goodies.
My favorite episode of Animaniacs is Clown and Out.
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Anybody who hates clowns and/or Jerry Lewis should love it.
Uncle Magic’s promotional head shot is a police sketch.
WTF, he’s throwing up gang signs in all his pictures. that’s so hot right now.
Oh Erswi, I still have Animaniacs on VHS. I think I heart you.
yep, thats basically my favorite website for the day. Uncle magic is fine, his pissed off looking pal Shock-Kim is my new hero.
“Now watch me turn this cigar into a blunt.”
Why you ungrateful little bastard! Do you know how many times mommy had to say "yeah, yo dick is soooo big white boy" so we could afford Uncle Magic?
I have at least 10 animaniacs songs on my ipod.
"Ok, kids – Uncle Magic’s gonna show you a trick he learned in the joint. First, you take a sock and stuff it with rubber gloves…"
…"Then you stab a mothafuckah with a toofbrush"
New post crackahs.
"Do you know how many times mommy had to say "yeah, yo dick is soooo big white boy" so we could afford Uncle Magic?"
Yeah, I always felt a little awkward saying that too. And yelling it to random employees of Orange Julius is a quick way to get thrown out of the food cour. Jerk mall cops.
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Hum… not quite as compelling as
Cars: [www.funnyordie.com]
or
Cars 2: [www.funnyordie.com]