According to WENN, Lindsay Lohan has taken a pay cut, getting paid only $75,000, for the chance to play the "edgy" role of a sex-addicted waitress in Florence.
A source tells the magazine, “She just wants to remind people she can act and she’s worth hiring.” [Source]
I know her boobs are huge and she likes to party naked, but lets review her last few movies, shall we?
I Know Who Killed Me: Lindsay’s DUI arrest kept her from being able to promote the movie. With a $12 million dollar budget, it eventually grossed $9 milion at the box office. Went on to set a record eight Golden Rasberry awards, including Worst Film and Worst Actress
Georgia Rule:Middling reviews, less than $20 million in domestic box office
Chapter 27: Still out in theaters. …Things don’t look good.
Bobby: Received a Golden Globe nom for best picture, but earned barely $12 million domestic box office
So basically, every film she’s done in the last two years could generously be called a complete bomb. Is she worth $75,000? You read the part about huge boobs and partying naked, right? By the way, Freckletits playing a nympho is about as edgy as Danny DeVito playing a short guy.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]
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Her next role is a familiar one as well. She’ll be playing the Mariana Trench.
An Abyss sequel?? Awesome!
Should you really get paid to "act" the way you normally live your life? I’m thinking she should be happy with a participation ribbon and be glad someone wants to see her on something other than a grainy cell phone capture, greedy bitch.
I bet she smells like egg salad.
I fuckin’ love The Abyss. It’s kinda like The Shawshank Redemption in that if I happen to come across it while flipping channels, the rest of the world can go to shit, cuz I’m not moving until it’s over.
I betshe smells like tuna salad.Hell, I would take 75000 to fucking act like my self.
Lance, you better hope that they never make open casting calls for a movie about a bunch of guys (and a select few girls) who sit around all day, shirking work and making BTK jokes.
"Hey Ponch, nice tits!"
Gene Roddenberry never paid Him 75 large to pretend to be a Klingon. :(
I offered Lisa Rinna $7.50 to hang on my wall and sing funny songs when I push a button.
Burnsy-Whatev! I was selling that Billy the Singing Bass at my garage sale for $.75 and you wouldn’t budge from $.50!!!
She looks so sad. Won’t someone give her a cock to suck on and a paycheck. Wait. What?
Fek, that’s because your Billy Bass only sang Enrique Iglesias songs.
Maybe Lance could just get Tyler Perry to play us all in Madea’s Drunk Ass Film House.
Did anyone else watch Terminator 2 last night? You know you did. This is kind of funny –
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I remember back when Freaky Friday and then Mean Girls came out. This young redheaded beauty seemed poised to become one of those more squeaky clean middle of the road actresses everyone could spend their days wishing would get naked.
Then the coke and booze hit hard…and here is what we have.
So, basically, what I am saying is thank God for coke and booze.
Hey, I think everybody is sleeping in Over There. We could totally run that piece but let’s not.
Michelle, if you find yourself ever in Nebraska on accident (God knows you wouldn’t come here on purpose), you just earned yourself 2 or 3 minutes of good old fashioned lovin’. That was funny as hell.
for the chance to play the "edgy" role of a sex-addicted waitress in Florence.
She’s been working on her ‘Kiss my grits’ line for months now.
Shame on you guys for not making that connection sooner.
Countdown to porno career begins now:
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YAY. I heart luvin.
Great, now they’re going to have to come out with a new after-school special "Just Be Yourself; I Mean, it’s Not Like Anybody is Going to Pay You 75 Grand to Do it, But Still, You Should Probably Be Yourself."
She really strikes me more as a sex crazed Vera. Kissing Flo’s grits maybe.
Put the tiny hat on Linds…PUT IT ON
I think we’re all missing the big picture here. She took a pay cut to $75G. What the fuck does this no talent, slack-jawed, mouth breathing, cum dumpster make per movie regularly? Whatever it is, it’s at least 98% too fuckin much.
New.
The pay cut is because she’d have to cut back on the sex and drugs she would normally be doing to play this role.
She smells like bleach, pancake batter, and fresia…
It’s the Marinara Trench for 4 days out of the month.
Being paid to act like yourself isn’t uncommon. I collect SSDI payments for sitting on my ass and masturbating.