This exclusive red-band clip from Forgetting Sarah Marshall stars the virgin guy from 30 Rock as a… uh, a virgin guy. Does anyone like this character? Does anyone else watch 30 Rock? On the plus side, at least it’s not Judah Friedlander. He’d probably make a cameo with that same stupid ass look he always has on his face and a hat that says “I’m in a movie.” Wow, bro, you’re like the edgiest comedian since Bill Hicks.
Anyway, Paul Rudd manages to salvage the entire thing with the line:
“I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.”
If we were in prison together… well, I’m not saying I’d rape the guy, but I’d sure as hell watch.
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That virgin guy’s name is Jack McBrayer. We did an interview with him over at popdose. Apparently there was a massive siphylis outbreak in his hometown five years after he left, though I guess he probably would have been safe.
i wathc 30 rock and that kenneth craks me up
I really like him. And Paul Rudd makes me think of unicorns under a rainbow doing it.
this clip its amusing but not lol funny, i might give it a shot on dvd or downloaded
I watch 30 rock
and self flagellate while working through my Tina Fey BTK fantasies.He’d probably make a cameo with that same stupid ass look he always has on his face and a hat that says “I’m in a movie.”
And with that, somewhere in New York a garbage can lid is quietly closed to forever erase evidence that he’d actually made that hat before reading this blog.
I love 30 Rock. I especially like the fact that Tracy Morgan doesn’t have to read a script or act.
Tracy morgan kicks ass on that show No mr. pigeon dont eat other peoples food have some self respect!!
Who’s Sarah Marshall?
Wait, is this the one with Matthew McConagfhfghdfey?
It’s no Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and by that I mean I don’t writhe around on the floor in pain when it comes on.
It’s no Deadwood, and if it ain’t Deadwood, I DON"T GIVE A RAT’S ASS!!
Why dosen’t this queef spackle just do what most guys do to recover from a breakup? Go to a bar, get sideways knoshed, stroke some meh-girl’s ego, nail her in the parking lot, nut on her clothes, give her a fake number, call her the next day and tell her you would never be with a whore like her?
Or is that just me?
It’s no "The L Word" because that show is about lesbians.
(Underlined,italiscized,bold and in quotes)
The only thing I forget about my ex-girlfriends is where I burried them.
It’s no Deadwood, and if it ain’t Deadwood, I DON"T GIVE A RAT’S ASS!!
While it may appear from time to time that Craptastic and I are the same person, let me just assure you all that we are not. But we both know at least one retard.
The L word is just one big cock tease
Al, is Craptastic just your conjoined softball sized twin?
The L Word gives me Deadwood.
hey pedos, emma watson turned 18 on tuesday, i did not get that memo
oooh, oooh, am I the retard Al?
::jumps up and down with hand in the air::
Pauly, you must not be watching it right.
The L word is better at driving trucks than me.
TO: ALL FDers
CC:NOT BEX
EMMA WATSON IS NOW 18.
THANKS
MC
speaking of homosexuality
Everybody’s gonna love today,
Gonna love today, gonna love today
…
Love love me, love love me, love love.
The L Word is like the boring part of girl-on-girl porn.
The L Word is surprisingle absent of she mullets and big shirts with gangsta looney tunes.
Maybe le07, but you do not want to know what I got cut off of.
JHC, you can be my retard anytime. Now, where’s you’re helmet and your leash, we’re gonna go get icecream!
oooh, oooh, am I the retard Al?
I was looking for Nominus when I said that, but you’ll do in his absence, JHC.
-e +y
Bex.durst = true;
I’m my own retard because I don’t know the difference between your and you’re. I blame yesterday’s technical difficulties.
i know what your talking about crap
The L world made me want to wear a bandana, Dickies pants, and Doc Martins. But then I realized that I would look like a skin head and not a lesbian. (b):( <frowney face with a vagina on it’s head>
Haha, oh man…the funniest part of that clip was the part that the proxy server wouldn’t let me watch: ALL OF IT, FIST FUCKERS!!!
The L word was surprisingly absent from my youth, unless my Uncle was in town.
Thanks Crappy. rocky…….road?
Al, it’s no big deal, I’m used to Nominus’ sloppy seconds. Wait, that came out wrong. I wasn’t calling you sloppy, I meant….aw fuck it. This trains already left the station.
TRUE STORY: I saw Judah Friedlander perform when I was in 10th grade. 8=D;(
Judah Friedlander: “So I farted the other day, and it still smelled after like 2 hours. Then I realized that I shit my pants.”
It was fucking funny.
I was in the fucking 10th grade.
My question to you Chodin: Were you on drugs at the time?
It’s funny now.
You know what fucking funny?
When the state of Arizona said I was a "model probationer".
+’s
Because, I’ve sooooo done that! HAHA! That’s so me… oh man! See, it’s funny, cuz it’s true!
Pauly, the real question is: will drugs get me to the status of “model probationer”!?
I haven’t shit my pants in months. I think I’m due.
Model? Yes. Probationer? Depends.
TRUE STORY: To try and forget our exes, me and my friends all made up nicknames for them. Me, I’ve got two exes nicknamed “Medieval Times” and “Doomsday”. My roommate’s got “Madame Revelation [from the book of Revelations]“, my other buddy has “Dirt Road” and then we can’t forget about “Super Whore”.
You know what’s really fucking funny? Little kids crashing on bicycles! Fackin kills me every damn time!
Stupid little kids.
Isn’t "stupid little kids" kinda redundant?
Hmmmmm……
I would call my ex "Apocalips".
I modeled for the Cal State Dept. of Probation. You can see the pictures on the Megan’s Law website.
I’m gonna take a stab in the taint here, but did the "dirt road" name come from her affinity for assplay?
chod me and mine still do the same; I had "That Fucking Cunt", "What the Fuck (was I thinking)", and "Supreme Nasty Gash Hive Snatch Trashcan Skank"
When my WhorEX would call me on the phone, we used to call it “punching the time card”. The phone would ring and I’d tell my friends, “Oh fuck, Doomsday’s calling. Time to punch the time card”.
Oh man…I love Arizona chicks Pauly.
JHC- sadly no…but she looked like the kind of girl who would, so that’s just as bad in my book. We also called her “Ice Bitch” because she was cold as a mother fucker.
True – my brother dubbed my ex-wife "Satan’s Princess". He’d routinely call her that to her face.
True – my brother dubbed my ex-wife "Satan’s Princess"
That’s because she married an architect, Stone. If you were an engineer she would have been "Satan’s Queen".
I’d fucking hate talking to my ex on the phone. She would just ask what I was doing and nothing else. Then she would get mad because I wanted to let her go and continue what I was doing. Annoyed the fuck outta me.
i dont talk to my exes. ive learned.
My favorite “shtick” to pull around my friends exes was that I’d walk up to them (preferably when they’re sitting down) and go “Goddammit, I just bought these pants and I fucking ripped the back pocket! Look at this fucking shit!”, at which point they’d lean in real close to see the ass of my pants, an I’d cock my butt at them and then fart in their face.
What can I say, I’m a mother fuckin’ romantic.
chodders, when you say she looked like the kind who would, do you mean she had a sign around her neck saying "I would love your cock up my ass"? I think I saw her in Lincoln this weekend.
JHC – that’s her alright! As much as I hate her fucking guts, I do respect the fact that she knows who she is.
I went to try and get Finding Nemo to watch tonight stoned, and some motherfucker had already taken it out. What am I supposed to do now?
True Story:
I was at the mall last month, and I ran into an ex of mine (we weren’t really "together" I just fucked her). Anyway, I was avoiding her ever since the last time we made fuck. She just didn’t get the fact that when I wasn’t horny, she was annoying. So she says "Hey stranger, where have you been? I tried calling blah blah fucking blah" So I just pointed behind her and said "What in the fuck?" and ran out of the mall and left my friend there to weather the storm. I think he’s fucking her now.
Pauly, you shuld have Biff Tanon’d her ass.
“What the fuck is that!!!”
And then you blind side her in the face.
Pauly, you shuld have Biff Tanon’d her ass.
I was thinking more like getting chased by her in a car while I’m on foot and making her crash into a manure truck.
I thought it had something to do with rape.
I appreaciate that Luchador, but I think it’s going to take some time to get the fish tank. I think I’ll plan that for next weekend.
Pauly, did you at least grab her boobies before you fled? Because, you know, women are like vases. You gotta play with those titties.
You should have Biff Tanon’d her ass circa Back To The Future III and frisbee’d a pie tray in her grill.
New up, dillholes!
No boob grabbing. I just wanted to get the fuck outta there in a flash. Plus, that’s my friend’s girl now. I can’t do that to a friend.
I actually owe my favorite pickup line to BTTF-
Chodin: “Hey baby, I would soooo go back in time and fuck you, if you were my mom.”
And then when they go to say something I just fade into the crowd.
You should have Biff Tanon’d her ass and told her to make like a tree and get out of there.
I call all my Ex’s Unreal Bitches. Because their all imaginary. Hahahahahahah! It’s funny because i’m pathetic. Oh, i kill myself.
No, really, i’m ganna go kill myself. Right now.
C0n, show some political correctness around here man. We don’t call it "killing yourself", we call it "Brandis-ing"
Oh, man. I’m sorry. I’ll try to be a little more respectfull next time.
I’m sorry, was that Tammi Littlenut licking some dude’s ear with Gene Simmons’s tongue?
I’ll be back in about 45 seconds….