I clicked on this Variety article announcing the sale of disFigured expecting to find an article about more Screen Gems horror trash for the WWE crowd. Instead I found something far more sinister.
The film is about an overweight woman who befriends, through a Fat Acceptance Group, a real estate agent recovering from anorexia. "With [Distributor] Cinema Libre, we hope to work with groups that support awareness of size diversity issues and would like to set up special screenings of the film across the country this summer," said [Director Glenn] Gers [who previously wrote Mad Money].
Look, bro, if I wanted to see a movie about fat acceptance, I wouldn’t be wearing this "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt… actually, I suppose it’s more of a onesie. Anyway, fat chicks + creative cApiTalIZaTiOn + writer of Mad Money = no thanks.
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Dude, I got feelings. :(
April Fool’s!
I bet the premiere of this movie will smell like salami and despair.
Is he trying to swallow a volley ball?
He looks like a snake trying to pass a baby hippo.
Look, bro, if i wanted to have my junk chopped off, id hire a tranny.
wait, what website is this?
The clips to that bow-tie are reenacting the opening scene to Cliffhanger.
Fat Acceptance Group
As soon as you accept something, then it becomes commonplace. One time I fucked a tranny, one time. I held true to the rules and killed it, but I accepted what I did. Now I’ve got more trannys around my house than Fred Sanford.
Dub, dub – nukka’, nukka’, what it is.
When’s this movie coming out? Please remind me to buy stock in fake popcorn butter, SnoCaps, and Diet Pepsi.
For one weekend only, with the price of your admission you also receive a KFC orgy bowl.
Stone, before the DVD hits, we gotta get Haagen Daz stock too.
Does George Lucas puff out his neck sack to attract mates like frogs do?
I think Queen Latifah made him do this. She scared the crap out of him and/or raped him.
Jacktion, the scarier idea is what he looks like without the chin defining beard
It’s funny you mention that Jack!. The only reason he wears the beard is to people don’t think his face is melting.
Those same girls who went to 27 Dresses in bridesmaid dresses can go to this one in the same dresses (not zipped up, t-shirt on underneath).
Well, the email address is real. I sent it from my side business address, which some spam filters kick out the first time (it’s through Gmail’s pop3 application).
This was the response:
"Thank you for contacting the Atari Corporation. Your message has been automatically filtered by our server as potential spam or malware. If you feel you’ve received this notification in error, please contact our main customer service center – info@atari.com."
Throughout the run of this film’s release, box offices will allow patrons to fill their large popcorns with Mountain Dew.
Shit. Well played Eib.
::jumps up and down having a tissy fit::
His chin goes down to his chest.
Rotwangchung – "I bet the premiere of this movie will smell like salami and despair."
LOL one of the funniest comments I’ve read in a while. I had to make an account just to give you props. Cheers to that.
And btw, do you think ol Georgie boy modeled the ewoks after what he perceived to be a miniature version of himself in 20 years? Jabba the Hutt – circa 30 years????
First 30 people in the theater get the seats made entirely out of Twinkies.
The tenuous link they are presupposing here between a fat woman and an anorexic bitch has inspired Hollywood. LucasArts has greenlighted the sequel, Spielberg to direct:
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A Polish, Jewish Holocaust survivor links up with a cowardly Spanish Jew who was miles removed from the horrors of WWII. Hijinks ensue!
:::starts two-stepping towards chode and gives him the double hand guns with a side of grimace winking smiley face:::
what it do hombre?
jhc, i know exactly what you mean. i mean, what do you think im using as my ‘ottoman’?
He can probably swallow an entire hamburger without chewing with that neck cylinder.
It kinda looks like when Super Mario would warp through those grenn pipes.
There will be no cell phones allowed in the theater…
…but they never said shit about a fork and knife.
That fucking bowtie can’t breath.
There’s also a documentary in the works about Speilberg’s decision to remove all of the guns from E.T. It’s called DisTriggered.
There’s also a movie about the NHL’s decision to take black people off the ice. Make your title there.
There’s also a movie about the NHL’s decision to take black people off the ice. Make your title there.
"Get the Puck Out!"?
Jacktion, I feel Bruno is the most appropriate person to create the title for that film.
What is the phenomenon when your neck fat becomes longer than your entire face?
Sarpedon, why is Meth giving me his “fuck eyes”?
What is the phenomenon when your neck fat becomes longer than your entire face?
Lynching A Tubby, I believe. I don’t know the technical term though.
Chodin:
It is Method Man’s birthday, and in honor of him, I selected the talented
businessmanentrepreneur (sorry, had to use an Afro-American buzzword) as my avatar. See which nickname of his below (from imdb profile) is the reason he is giving you said eyes:Nickname Johnny Blaze
Hott Nikkels
Iron Lung
Tical
Shakwon
Ticallion Stallion
The Panty Raider
Johnny Dangerous
Blazini
MZA
Methical
Mr. Mef
Meth
In honor of Method Man, I’m going to stick a hot coathanger in my ass tonight.
…press it in real slow like sssss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s.
I wonder what Lucas would look like in a stovepipe hat? He should pull it all the way down to his shoulders and cut out some eyeholes. I’d take him more seriously that way.
You forgot Szechuan John.
There’s also a movie about the NHL’s decision to take black people off the ice. Make your title there.
BLADES OF GLORY It already exists! Wait, that is the sequel to Glory, right?
I’ma I’ma put ya nuts on on on a dressa, just ya nuts. And hit them shits with a spiked bat
Like PLAAAAAAAA
“There’s also a movie about the NHL’s decision to take black people off the ice. Make your title there. ”
‘Soul Ice’
I’ma sew ya assho shut and keep
feeding youmaking you eat like George Lucas, and keepfeeding youmaking you eat like George Lucas."There’s also a movie about the NHL’s decision to take black people off the ice. Make your title there. "
It’s not so much a movie but a documentary* on why theyre taking them off the ice, and by ‘documentary’ i of course mean security footage of them stealing a zambonis ‘shoes’ and putting it on brick.
I’m rather confident the concept of Jabba the Hut was based entirely on George Lucas’s chineck (the amorphous mass below his piehole). Seriously the only reason that thing is not technically a goiter is because of that strip of white whiskers. I see right through you George.