EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM ‘THE FALL’
04.17.08
The Fall (“presented” by David Fincher and Spike Jonze) was directed by Tarsem Singh, the director of The Cell – a movie that had some pretty crazy visuals, but also Jennifer Lopez. From what we’ve seen of The Fall (opening May 9th), it has some pretty crazy visuals, but also a little chubby girl with an annoying accent.
For some it’s snakes, spiders, or midgets, but everybody has their irrational fears. Mine happens to be little kids with speech impediments. They creep me the hell out. Back when I was a substitute teacher, a kid came up to me to ask if he could go to the bathroom, but when he opened his mouth he had an atrocious lisp. Next thing I knew I was standing on top of my chair hitting him in the head with a rolled up newspaper.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the tip]
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This is why kids aren’t allowed to
have sex with adultsvote.The Fall was directed by Tarsem Singh, the director of The Cell
Singh has been working on the same crossword puzzle for 12 years. He’s stuck on a four letter word for "Something Kids Play With".
She sounds like every girlfriend I’ve ever gone to jail for punching.
That little girl needs to get cunt punched. What? Am I wrong?
I used to think that chicks with scoliosis were gross until one of them showed me how she could fuck me and lick my balls at the same time.
If anybody has a right to hate that little girl, it’s Fred Savage. He’s supposed to be the only annoying little kid that gets read to in movies.
Hold the GODDAMNED phone!! ‘Back when I was a substitute teacher..’??!!?? Call the sex crimes unit. Time to do a cold case review, ASAP.
Wake me up when they show the scene of her father snapping her arm like a twig for taking eighteen minutes to ask him for a glass of milk.
I swear the first 20 seconds or so was the beginnings of a MtDew commercial… I expected a bunch of dumb asses to come ‘sand-boarding’ down and use words like ‘dude’ and ‘gnarly’ while tossing out bottles of bright green liquid.
Oh right, like none of you ever had to go to the trailer behind school for "speech lessons" just me? fine. It was either because I couldn’t pronounce r’s or because I just looked so fine in my catholic school unifolm.
Oh Erswi, you will end up having girls. Just because you protest so much. My husband did, and I had a girl. You are taunting the fates.
eibs right erswi youre gonna be punished for you womanizing ways
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this movie is looking really good, i may have to download it once it comes out, cause |the only movies i get down here have the word "Movie" in the title
Ayayay!! Hombres Peleando y Carmen Electra Movie!!
Isn’t Tarsem Singh the guy in the banner ad on the side that wants to study my dreams?
HOLY FUCK elle07. Rotten Ronnie ruined Rob’s red robot Richard. I got my r’s real quick.
did that little girl cut one at the -15 mark?
Singh’s next projects:
The Call, The Fell, The Ball, The Bell, The Dell, The Doll, The Wall (re-make), The Roll, The Tell, The Yell, The Kill, The Bill, The Hell, The Toll, The Boll (Uwe Boll’s biopic) The Coll (an island west of Mull) The Mull, and The Goll (Yvan Goll story).