Some new Dark Knight posters are floating around the internet (see above and below), but I believe the original source was Omelete.
The bootleg of the trailer (filmed on the infamous butt cam) has also made its way to YouTube – watch it now before it gets taken down (after the jump). This one has a little more of the plot, with Heath Ledger’s Joker trying to rally the criminals of Gotham to kill Batman and Harvey Dent the new District Attorney trying to keep everything together with his ridiculously manly chin. The non butt cam trailer comes out Sunday, and for the actual movie you’ll have to wait until July 18th.
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain," Dent says, which seems to be the theme of the new trailer. Personally, I don’t care so much about being a hero or a villain, I just want to live long enough to watch everyone else die so I can play with their stuff. -[Thanks to BGavin for the tip]
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I wonder if the Joker dies in this one?
"Hello beautiful" he says to Turtle Gyllenhal, that Joker is such a, joker.
I was totally down with suspending my disbelief until he hit on Maggie Gyllalallenhqzaahl. I mean, come ON.
He was probably just thinking about her brother when he said it.
“Hello Turtiful” poor Manly Maggie. I guess we know who has the stones in that family…
So, did the casting director for this one work by free association?
"Hmm, let’s see I need a guy to play ‘Dent’" *takes a look at Aaron Eckhart’s Chin*
"Perfect!"
"Now I need somebody to replace Batman’s love interest" *takes a look at Maggie Gylenhaal*
"Well, she does look like she lives in a cave."
Well, I loved Secretary, but not because of her.
Why does Batman’s girlfriend from the last movie look like she’s melting?
It was probably Ledgers idea, he was like "I fucked the brother, now I want to fuck the sister, I’ll fuck this whole family if it kills me."…………it did. If you fuck Gyllenhaal’s you will die.
Well, I enjoyed Secretary as well though also not because of her. Because I enjoy inflicting pain and anguish on women that I feel are beneath me (all of ‘em).
*also James Spader’s got a sweet ass.
I refuse to watch anything shot on ‘buttcam’. I have standards…
Just another reason for my constant admiration Erswi.
Christian Bale comes across too
homometrosexual to me, but then again compared to the actors he’s following in the role he’s Sargeant Slaughter.Where’s the poster with Maggie holding a 14" black dildo? Dor sho gha!
Isn’t Death by Gyllenhaal how Bob Denver died?
Fek: I would find that much scarier than the Joker… I’m pretty sure she could beat up most of the men in this movie’s lineup.
Alternate Lost Boys script:
Vampire is impaled through the anus on a dick. Explodes with awesome guitar music.
Frog Bros. in unison: “Death by Gyllenhaal!!!”
Looks like Batman has a pet Charpe.
bryce: Even Gary Busey would do a double take at that (Gyllenhall/Dildo poster).
GUY’CHA! Is Gary Coleman REALLY in this movie????
Yes, Fek, he is. Maggie’s holding him in the poster.
Maggie’s holding him in the poster.
GNOB!!!!!!!!!! (The opposite of BONG!!!!!!!!)
Oh, now youre spelling stuf backwards?
yes, stuf with one f.
I like how that first poster has the “glass bottom boat” thing going on.
I hope that’s a good thing, Fek. You don’t want me to come atchyoo with a Coleman, meng.
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Gary Busey actually have a lot in common.
She was is Secretary and he’s set to play Secretariat.
So does Morgan Freeman drive Bruce Wayne around in this move?
RP-it’s a good thing
Yes, Sheriff, the alternate title is "Driving around Crazy"
Poor Gary Oldman, nobody makes jokes at his expense. Probably because he’ll straight up rape your skull.
No shit Burnsy. i cant beleive I am stuck now with the Esurance chick. fuck me.
Cleese: I’m pretty sure Freeman plays a kindly old friend of Bruce Wayne’s parents, who shows up out of the blue near the end of the film to give a heartfelt speech and teach Batman a valuable lesson about the frailty of life and the importance of forgiveness. Then while Bruce goes off to brood on a rooftop, he fucks Maggie Gyllynhylyl in the ass and explodes like that guy in Scanners.
THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST THING EVAR!!!!
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oh yeah, wiff sound a video so sorry Fek.
Be back this afternoon everyone, there’s an ad for drunk teen girls at the top of my page.
The Joker has a Board Meeting….
LOL SRSLY?
erswi-can you write one of your posts with proper spelling, please? He will pay you.
Ummm, srue Fek. No porbelm. Anthynigh 4 you.
is that vid safe for work joker?
I’m no pussey or nothing but you know, I kind of need a job.
It is safe for work, just be careful not to laugh and get Hustla’d. It’s a music video and funny as all fuckin hell.
Erswi, it better be good enough that I can send it out in a MySpace bulletin and take full credit for finding it myself.
Do whatever you want wiff it. It was on Gorillamask this morning though so your ruse might only get so far.
I like that he rhymed Barack with cock. I keep insisting that Hillary rhymes with penisfart.
According to IMDB:
Aaron Eckhart’s chin is actually played by The Rock. That isn’t a jaunty pencil moustach but the cocked eyebrow that is The Rock’s trademark.
That’s funny Burnsy, were I to make a rap video with political leanings I would endeavor to rhyme Hilary with "stuck up fucking rich bitch that needs a big dick in her but it’s not like I’m gonna do it. What? Do I look that fucking desperate?"
I may have to work on the wording a bit.
neeaner neeaner neeaner neeaner
neeaner neeaner neeaner neeaner
BUTTCAMMMMM
To All Those Who Are Wondering:
Yes, the FD official movie reviewer will be invited to an advanced screening of this so I can tell all of you turd nuggets what a floater this movie really is.
Just kidding, I don’t even get invited to family dinner at my own house, but I wasn’t kidding about the turd nuggets.
FYI, a floater is a piece of dookie, high in fiber so it floats….
…meaning it’s a WITCH, BURN IT!
Lance is dead. Long live Lance.
Robo, are you not feeding Lanvinsanity his daily doses of fiber and stories?
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na – BUTTCAM!
I’m pretty proud of that one.
WTF is wrong wiff Vink? He’s got three posts waiting in the tubes and we’ve been dicking around on this one for like 2 hours. What hell?
We come here not to bury Lance, but to defile his corpse.
Oh yeah Jack, different take on it but Michelle beat you to it on the last page.
That’s not how you hold a batarang!
This dude doesn’t know how to make a fist or hold a batarang?
Oh yeah Jack, different take on it but Michelle beat you to it on the last page.
Two points:
Whadaya want Jack? Dude’s a fuckin actor! You know how those types are, don’t you?
new post!!
New up, dicktuckers!
Beat to the punch by a Messican. God dammit!