
With two and a half months to go before the Dark Knight opens, the hype machine is just getting warmed up. The latest schwag is the giant banner that came out in the UK. You can see it above – it’s too wide to fit a bigger version on this site, but you can check it out here. It’s nice that they took the time to make the broken glass look so realistic.
And after the jump, I’ve got the "jokerized" trailer from /Film. Uh, I’ll let them explain it.
At the latest Dark Knight viral events [no doubt sponsored by herpes-date.com -Ed.], one winner was chosen from the audience to take home a 35mm print of The Dark Knight movie trailer. As it turns out, this 35mm print is actually defaced by The Joker himself [well, not actually...]. One of the winners put the Jokerfied trailer online.
…Yeah, sweet, a 35mm print, just what I’ve always wanted. It’s kind of like when indie filmmakers send me stuff, and think I’m gonna be all excited to get a t-shirt with the name of their movie and release date on it. Yeah, sweet, bro, I’ll be a hit at the club in this. And guess what, ladies? I’ve also got the screener DVD back at my apartment. Mmm-mmm, I can tell you’re already gettin’ all hot, so I won’t even tell you about all the free pens with the name of my bank on them. Oops! I’m so naughty!
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As the hype machine picks up speed, so does Fek’s right hand. I’m a little worried about him rubbing it off once he passes Warp 9.
If you rub one out as you go back in time you could impregnate yourself and be your own father. Then if you killed yourself your dad would die…
Shit, who’s the fucking idiot who let the joker see the the trailer? Now he’s gonna know that Bruce Wayne is Batman!
you have a point, donkey. its kind of silly.
dont let anyone with Joker in their name touch your stuff. They totally wreck it.
Jesus, whoever shot that Jokerized trailer makes the Buttcam guy look like Akira Kurosawa.
You mean like I wrecked it last night, right Eibz?
Her car that is. Who the hell still drives a Geo Metro anyway?
excerpt from the office memo:
" who gave the "special" kid in the mailroom access to the film? We can fix this, we will just say it was "jokerized", and the fanboys will think its cool. What? It doesnt fit the story? No one will notice.."
Geo Metro? How could you slander me in such a fashion? I am appalled!
(since when is geo metro code for the kitty anyway?)
I’m a guy Eib. Everything is code for the kitty.
Geo Metro = kitty
copy machine = kitty
Turd Ferguson = kitty
kitty = large pepperoni pizza
It doesn’t make sense to me either.
Looks like the buttcam collided with my Taco Bell morning after cam.
Based on this poster, and the last batch of three, does anyone else feel the franchise is slowly slipping back to nipples and neon lights?
You can never go back to Nipples on Batman. NEVER!!!
shhhh Anagram, we dont like to talk about it. But, yes. again, shhhhhh
If “Geo Metro” is code for kitty, I have an ex girlfriend who should be called “Ford Super-Duty.”
Also, the next person who puts the words Batman, nipples, and neon together in a sentence is going to get a Fedex box full of live scorpions.
Holy neon nipples, Batman!
The clip confirms my suspicions.
Perez Hilton is the Joker. I guess I always hoped that Joker wasn’t ghey though. Harley Quinn must be a ruse.
I just found how I’ll be wasting my day (and subsequently writing angry emails to the site’s author):
[www.nerve.com];
Maggie Gyllenhaal looks HOT "Jokerized".
And by "Jokerized" I mean dead.
*Donkey Fedexes box to Pauly. Pauly opens box, "Rock You Like a Hurricane" starts playing from within box*
I warned you!
*Pauly starts whistling Wind Of Change intro*
erswi-Even though He is a comic book guy, The Mighty Fek’lhr prefers The Punisher, Swamp Thing, or Savage Dragon over characters like Batman. He doesn’t even have a shrine built to Batman.
Erswi, its your turn to attack.
*bryce lifts boom box over his head*
Pre-emptive strike Mofos!
*More Than a Feeling blasts out*
Whatever you say Eibz, but I didn’t know that Attack was code for anal loving. Bend over like a good girl now.
HEY!!! free pens with my banks’s name on ‘em is MY method of getting chicks… also: Roofies and duct tape.
(sorry but there were no more good Scorpions songs left)
What? You think you’re bettah than fawking Bawston?!
Marcus, I like to reley on the promise of free candy and puppies…
New up wiff Brotox.
(sorry but there were no more good Scorpions songs left)
It’s okay, bryce, we’re Still Lovin’ You anyway.
Went through that list, Burnsy. I call shenanigans. Fucking French and fucking Saunders make it twice? What? Two fat women thinking that because they are fat and women then that is enough. Reeves and Mortimer and the Fast Show are shocking omissions on behalf of the list compilers.
Test post. Did my funny pic make the cut?
You think anyone in the UK will notice the skyline in the poster is Hong Kong’s?