
Rogue pictures is planning another lame-sounding comic book movie called Hack/Slash.
Comicbook, created by Tim Seeley and Stefano Caselli, revolves around Cassie Hack, a young woman who travels the country and takes on homicidal maniacs and serial killers along the way. The actioner will be heavy on comedy and horror. [Variety]
The film will be directed by Todd Lincoln and scripted by Justin Marks, who’s on a roll lately. Though none of his movies have been made yet, he’s also been hired to write Voltron: Defenders of the Universe, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Supermax (a Green Arrow movie), and Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.
I’m sure this guy’s a real talent and all those movies sound like really great ideas. My only concern is that he stays true to the Green Arrow character and his quiver of boxing-glove, glue-trap, and net arrows. It’d be a shame if he tried to modernize him, and we ended up with something silly, like an eye-poke arrow, or an arrow with a boot on it. I mean, where’s the drama, man?
Though I think a rap-metal arrow is something to consider. You could fire it into a crowd and the bodies would hit the floor.



You know, if she didn’t dress like that, those dudes probably wouldn’t want to BTK her. I mean, she’s kinda asking for it.
J-They’re all asking for it.
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WTF?
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Wow, I am just making Durst my little bitch today.
What the hell is that crawling man thing?
I shit you not Fek, this country is in a world of hurt, and just doesn’t know it yet. How are kids ever gonna get away with anything if they keep posting it on youtube? Some shit you just have to keep
in the basementon the down low.I was one of the boys outside keeping guard, Fek.
I’m mostly concerned about the bunny rabbit coming at her.
There’s a reason
theyI call themgraphic novelspicture books for retards, Lance.How about the asshole wearing a football jersey and a sifter over his head?
Also, I never knew Jessie James was a serial killer…
She has a pretty sweet ass.
I mean, that artist is very good at drawing.
Back in a flash…..
Do the artists draw these characters while sporting a raging boner?
Hack/Slash.
So it’s "Hack slash Slash"?
Technically I would guess it’s "Hack backslash Slash." Right?
The Shoveler? I thought he was a good guy?
Word on the shtreet ish, you guysh are recruiting shuper heroesh.
Wait. Is that a backslash or a foreslash? I always get those confused.
It would be "Hack, slash foward to the right, but backward to the left, Slash".
Bunny’s aren’t evil. That comic book sucks ass.
Will Green Arrow campaing for Mccain?
I like the naming convention. Her name is Hack and she slashes. If other comic books followed the same conventions:
Hulk Smash
Aquaman Swim
Batman Swing from Things
Superman Punch
Wonder Woman Support Bondage Fetish
Spawn Sit Around Crying About How He Works For The Devil
If I was making comic book villians, they would be a black pimp and a fat assed white chick that killed their victims with small garden tools.
THE SPADE AND HIS HO STRIKE AGAIN!!!
I’m sorry Pauly, I zoned out for a bit. Did you say "back and to the left?"
Donkey, by that logic would you also call it – Green Lantern Gay?
No, Erswi. The follower has to be a verb. It would be Green Lantern Fellate Men or Green Lantern Get AIDS, or Green Lantern Dress Nice and Have Lots of Platonic Female Friends.
Did they turn Green Lantern back into a white guy?
What the hell does the title "Supermax" have to do with a movie about an archer in green tights? They’re both synonymous with butt sex?
Chun Li gets her own movie… I bet Dhalsim is bummed.
drop your coat and grab your toes
( * Y * ), that is so terrifying coming from your pedo-av.
Christ, (*Y*) – the guy in your Avi has enough room on his forehead for another face.
Thank you for not referring to them as "graphic novels". What a pretentious fucking term.