CARRIE BRADSHAW GETS ATTACKED
04.29.08
RopeofSilicon has this latest poster for the Sex and the City movie, and as you can see, it depicts Carrie Bradshaw being eaten by a lion. Oh my God, he’s got her in his mouth! Quick, somebody shoot it!
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When you said "shoot it", you probably didn’t mean "the screen" and "with cum".
:(
Working title – The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe.
So….Sarah Jessica Parker is Medusa in an upcoming Clash of the Titans remake?
When did THIS come about?
CARRIE BRADSHAW GETS ATTACKED
For a second there I thought that fucking bear had struck again. Everyone knows bears are one of the deadliest predators in nature…
She also looks like Maybelline busted a nut in her face…
Looks like Speedracer got a horsey!
/toots bicycle horn
Working title – The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe.
And she will play all three characters.
The lion spit her out and was heard telling his lion pals that she "tasted like old whore and Funyuns, yuk!"
thanks Matthew Broderick, you really took one for the
team planetearff.I’d rather fuck Terry Bradshaw.
I’d rather fuck Farooq and Bradshaw.
Downs syndrom is nothing to laugh at.
No, but Downs Syndrome kids certainly are. Case in point.
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She makes me want to fuck a dude.
Yes erswi, retards are funny. Werewolf is boyz… naked.
I could think of so many other things I’d rather be doing than watching this movie, such as:
I heard she’s the new spokesmodel for Hung-lo’s All Natural Saltpetre. "We’ll make your libido a libi-don’t!"
Fuckin’ wookie.
This is the part where the truck hits her, right?
chod: I think the truck hit her a long time ago…
im gonna have to wait till morning to get wood now.
empty kleenex drawer :(
Can we not talk about this movie anymore? My penis hurts.
I would rather watch Coldplay: The Movie.
There’s just something about Sarah Jessica Parker’s face that makes me want to curb stomp it.
If I wanted to watch a movie about old women getting fucked, I’d press [play] on my VCR.
Where’s a careening gypsy cab with bald tires and faulty brakes driven by a crank-addicted illegal Pakistani immigrant when you really need one.
Hey Chodsky, if you got an extra copy of that snuff flick wiff Bryce’s gran there might be some money in it for ya.
I hate the show and movie as much as the next guy but it did make it ok for girls to sleep around. "I’m not a whore, i’m a Samantha!"
The ends justify the means my brothers.
I’d rather watch my dick detach itself and fly away after I dipped it in Red Bull, than watch this movie.
She makes me want to fuck a dude.
Matthew Broderick? Is that you?
This poster is the original concept art for the Cloverfield monster, but it was deemed too frightening by test audiences so they changed the design.
As a wise man once pointed out, why do they let her on tv? Her face looks like a foot.
The best part of this movie is gonna’ be the preview for the “Meet the Spartan” sequel.
Zog no like talking coyote in expensive shoes.
I’ve got my fingers crossed for some kind of a cervical cancer ending.
New up wiff ass and tits. What are you fags still doing here?
This movie makes me want to tie my dick in a knot.
"Hello? I’m calling from Los Angelos. We need every soft focus lense in China. Chop chop!"
It must of taken the CGI heads years to make Carrie Bradshaw look like a “fuckable” character.
You know, I just can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something about Sarah Jessica Parker that makes me not want to fuck her.
Oh yeah, that’s it! Her face.
SJP is one of those chicks that you see from behind and start thinking about how good her ass looks and about whether she fucks on the first date. Then, she turns around and your first reaction is to emit a scream that sounds like a mix between cats fighting and a rape whistle.
I thought this was the first peak at Mum-Ra from the live action "Thundercats" movie.
I still think it should be called "Sex with the City" because these tarts’ snatches are probably as coarse as asphalt.
Why can’t this be Sex and the City meets the Son of Sam?
Quick, somebody shoot it!
The lion or her? Because I dont’ kill animals.
Her – I’m worried the lion will choke.