ANNA FARIS’ LATEST MASTERPIECE
04.11.08This is the trailer for The House Bunny, starring Anna Faris as a former Playmate who becomes the house mother of an unpopular sorority. She teaches them a little something about dressing like a stupid whore so guys will like you, and they teach her a little something about not being such a stupid whore all the time. Real-life Napoleon Dynamite Colin Hanks plays Faris’ love interest in the movie, because Hollywood is run by ugly guys. The trailer comes from MySpace, and the users had this to say:
d[-_-]b Blair Nishio d[-_-]b says: this movie is basicly just like van wilder 2 but looks funny lol
KraZyYcHiK added:
I THINK THIS MOVIE IZ FUNNY,AND OFCOURSE IT IS A CHIK FLEEK MOVIE, I WOULDNT MIND WACHING IT, I LOVE MOVIES LIKE THIS
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Anna Faris is teetering on the edge of making shitty movies and giving handjobs for miniature golf tokens.
Anna Faris literally threw a hotdog down her hallway to see if what her mom said was true.
I know she’s pretty fuckin retarded and all that, but I would still make fuck with her. Whadayawant from me? I’m not that fuckin picky.
Colin Hanks, this is not your Bachelor Party.
Okay gents. Let’s recap. It’s a movie about a PLAYBOY BUNNY running a SORORITY. It’s going to be wall to wall tits. A porno take off is a virtual certainty. It’s the perfect fucking concept. Get on board or come out of the closet.
Luch, she is giving handjobs to be in shitty movies. The tokens are bonus
I can put her in a shitty movie on my cell phone camera. Ya think she’d gimme a rub and a tug for that? How desperate can she be, he asked hopefully?
A porno take off is a virtual certainty.
Yes, they’ve already made roughly 10,000 of them.
is that the gothy chick from 40 yr.old virgin in a dyke wig?
WAit, Rumer Willis is in this? This takes it to a new level of suckage
….And by "made roughly", I mean made… roughly.
OH Erswi, I would give you more for free.
The Mighty Fel’l…aw, fuck it, I’d cornhole her!
I’m in no way getting behind this flick. She plays a playboy bunny, I bet she doesn’t get her tits out. It goes back to my long time feud with stripper movies where the strippers don’t strip.
Dear Hollywood: Thank you, thank you, thank you, for making chick flicks which teach girls that being smart isn’t good enough, but that you also have to be pretty.
Hugh, look up the cast on IMDB. The likeliest chance of tits we get with this bunch is Beverly D’Angelo. I’m just saying, maybe don’t go to opening night with a bucket of Astro Glide and your favorite sock. PG-13 movies have a tendency to disappoint.
The two Myspace responses are prime examples of why I don’t have a myspace page.
cuZ p33p5 R dum8 as fuck
Excuse me while I go Brandis myself for typing that….
Dont Brandis yourself, when we can just crucify you. Its underused and underrated.
I have a MySpace page so I can look at these girls’ profiles in the dark.
Boys, boys – you’re killing me. Someone serves up hot pussy spank bank on a platter and you’re not happy! Kids today! Lance, OF COURSE they’ve made it a thousand times – are you arguing against one more? Would you rather watch Atonement again instead?
“This slut’s got guts.”
Well, we could make a pron and call it " Abonement"
“This whore cares more.”
Eib, I believe it’s spelled: “prawn”.
Hey, I’m not saying that I’m not interested in the T&A Hugh, it’s just that after two hours of watching women walk around in bustiers and tight shorts, someones getting fucked. Like it or not. The problem with that is, I can’t afford a defense attorney.
My dick gets harder for Bruce Willis.
I’m wiff JHC on this one. If I wanted to be reminded of something that I cannot have, I’d just go back and revisit my high school crush. Fuck you Melissa Campbell. Fuck you very much.
This chick must really hate herself.
I hate her so much I’d punch her kitten until it bleeds. Then I’d kick it. I’m a romantic like that. Call me ladies.
She has to have already eaten her kitten. Or at least sacrificed it to Satan. I’m pretty sure making this movie was at the bottom of her "Things to Do Before I Kill Myself List".
I’d like to see Vanessa Del Rio as a house mother with Belladonna and Bridget the Midget as pledges.
This movie reminds me of the shitty strip bars in any podunk town. All the girls stripping are ugly and smell and the bartender is hot but won’t strip.
Yea frustration
Will there be guns and hookers and firetrucks at said party?
Vaneesa Del Rio in Dancers — third greatest movie ever…
erswi,
I’m on a Beverly D’Angelo-TengoWood-Anna Farris sandwich.
I would spank their monkeys — and good.
Spanky, spanky…
I always thought Faris was cute in the Scary Movie flicks.
I’d make her bleed…
i’d hit it like Ike hit tina
over/under 1.5 scenes which can be slo-mo’ed and masturbated to. i say over because katherine mcphee has not one but two breasts and butt cheeks. plus anna faris is so funny! and that’s really what we’re all looking for in a mating partner.
So she got collagen lips as part of a role to play. That’s a serious actor. I agree it will more than likely be PG-13. PG-13=no tits. Unless you are Beverly D’Angelou.
And it does look like it could be funny.
"No, no, no, no, anyone but her! Not… Janie Briggs! Guys, she’s got glasses and a ponytail! Aw, look at that, she’s got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there’s no way she could be prom queen!"
Not Another Teen Movie > Teen movies
Anna Faris can keep making crap as long as she wears outfits like that for all I care
*eyes bug out cartoon – style* A OOOOOOO GA! Hubba, Hubba!
funny glasses are… uh… funny?