This is the trailer for Tokyo Gore Police, a tasteful Japanese romantic comedy full of disembowelment, explosive lactating, and… uh, was that a chick with a penis for a nose? And another with an alligator-mouth vagina?
To be fair, a lot of these scenes – the disembowelment, the severed face, the lactating – were ripped from Takashi Miike. But I’m sure this time around they’ll be more… tasteful. One thing Hollywood could learn from Japanese filmmakers – subtlety.
Interesting Tidbit: If you look up this movie on IMDB, at the bottom of the page IMDB recommends other movies you might enjoy, and one of them is Street Fighter, starring Jean Claude Van Damme. Might I also suggest 27 Dresses?
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Dear Film Industry,
Stop forcing Lance to post things that make me want to dismember a goat and kill myself with its horns. From now on, whenever a post includes a tag like "WHY GOD WHY" or "UH…" I’m just going to start banging my head against a cinder block until I pass out.
I love the Japanese but i’m not sure why. After watching that, the reason still eludes me. Very, erm, visceral.
Is this the revenge of the 10 year old Japanese girl inside for "Speed Racer"?
Speed Racer has a monkey. This has an alligator-vagina…I’ll call that one a draw.
Dear Japan – We get it – you’re still fucked up from the atomic bombs. What do you want from us – you were out of control? If we thought it would lead to explosive lactation and tentacle porn, we might have thought twice.
Also: Speed Racer has Jack Black. This doesn’t… Advantage Tokyo Gore Police.
When I was a kid, my mom told me that Puerto Rican girls had alligator-mouth vaginas.
It’s like a Troma film but not at all funny or well lit. I have to take another shower now to wash off the scary.
Gary Busey is the father of Japanese culture.
I only watched half but it seemed to be missing the birth of a full grown man, hemmoroids that blink and enough with the exploding heads, let see some dongs blow up. duh.
It took me twenty years to be able to sleep through the night without the nightmares of walking in on my old man trying to kill my mom by way of her vagina. Now this. Thanks Lance. Asshole.
“enough with the exploding heads, let see some dongs blow up”
*crosses legs*
Ah shish…I shouldn’t have played zat vid in outr meeting.
let see some dongs blow up
Just keep messing with it. It’ll blow up. Some more than others.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit LSD.
I mean…after one minute it really gets funny and you can’t stop laughing
I am fully engorged after watching that and i haven’t even had my Cialis yet.
The Japanese do fucked up sexual fetishes way better than anyone else…
The Japanese remind me of Nuprin:
Little.
Yellow.
Different.
I have never been so confused, scared, and aroused in my entire life. There was that one time in Boys Scouts, but I digress…..
OH…MY…FUCKING…GOD. i just ripped my own eyes out. is there a doctor out there?
I has a boner
damn youtube is blocked ima gonna have to watch it at home tonite
ah Takashi Miike, another one of my husbands who doesn’t know it yet. I put Visitor Q in to clear the room at parties…nothing like a little incest and necrophilia to tell the guests its time to mosey on home.
er, doth mine eyes deceive me…or did that chick have a dick on her face? kids, this is what happens when you eat too much sushi.
Yeah, the thing that tells you what other movies you might enjoy when you select movies to rent or buy is fucked up and always wrong, so Netflix is offering a million dollars to anyone who can come up with a program that works.
When I rented "The Killing Fields" from Netflix it told me that I might also enjoy "Breakin 2. Electric boogaloo", which was correct so I dont really see the problem.