YOUR SISTER’S A SUCK MONKEY
03.14.08
Another day, another Lost Boys 2 trailer (video after the jump).
This one’s a little longer, which isn’t a good thing. But we do get a glimpse of Tom Savini (the guy with the cock gun in From Dusk Till Dawn), and the main girl (Autumn Reeser). This time she was onscreen long enough for me to realize who she is: a minor character from The O.C. I guess that’s better than someone from The Hills like I’d originally thought. In any case, according to IMDB, her interests include "drawing, horseback riding, and reading."
I know what you’re thinking, and it’s true, being in this movie is a lot of responsibility for a fourth grader. I wonder if she also enjoys talking on the phone and hanging out with friends! Perhaps we’ll never know!
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I bet that slut asked her daddy for a pony last Christmas too.
Go back to Hollywood, bitch!
When oh when will these lost boys be found? I can’t even find myslef. Time to get strapped to a gurney and pumped full of drugs. And some sperm.
Nom, I read that last comment to the tune of "Where O where has my little dog gone?"
Did anyone watch the show ‘The Two Corey’s'? I did, the conclusions I have drawn from it are this:
Included in the interests from my IMDB profile: Error and Page Not Found.
There was a really funny bit on it when Haim breaks it to Feldman that they are making Lost Boys 2 and that he isn’t in it. You should really imbed that clip Lance.
Sorry, I know it started off as a catchy tune, but it dwindled in the middle. I’m pretty sure Jack would be better at it than me. He’d also be better at writing a song than me.
*incoming transmission*
The Mighty Fek’lhr likes how Corkey is a shitty ripoff of Ryan Reynold’s character from
WaitingBlade Trinity.*end transmission*
Does everyone know that "The Two Coreys" was scripted, fiction, fake, not real, etc.?
That movie will be a FunOmenom!
*Michelle breaks off into awesome sexy mime of sweaty sax dude.
Geez Luch, next you’ll be telling me that Brad Renfro is dead.
Too soon?
This movie will pale in comparison to my fuNoMeNoM. That’s what I call my scrotum. It’s pheNOMenal.
Luch: I have no allusions about ‘reality TV’…
Brad Renfro and Heath Ledger to star in upcoming Zombie flick? I’d watch that before I watched Lost Boys 2…
+200 to michelle for giving me yet another wordage to slap my nom into. Everyone, feel free to thank michelle after I’m gone.
Nom: How are you going to convince the Doc you are a nut? I would suggest openly masturbating in the waiting room…
I can’t hear you, just a sec, almost done with my sweaty sax set.
*Michelle opens up her spit valve and aims for Jamie Gertz
Well, couldn’t hurt. Well, it could hurt. Her eye. Hahden Do Fuck UP! Bitch.
I read "sweaty sat sex" because I CAN’T READ.
I opened up my spit valve for Jamie Gertz when she played the nurse on Saved By the Bell.
Is the proper nomenclature Sweaty Sax Dude or is it Greasy Sax Dude? When can we come to a mutual agreement on this most dire of arguments, my brothers and sisters?
I"m having problem with vowels. Thats much worse than your consonant problem.
Fek, you need this house?
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Most-Emailed-Photos/ss/1756/im:/080313/480/b5d694d43e304b6e8080aeb1993382d6
Sweaty Sat Sex is what we’ll all have in nursing homes some day. Alone. Why don’t you ever call your mother?!?! These people are stealing my jell-o!
"To DVD" is the only time this movie will share a sentence with the word "straight".
Bex, can you write up a good quote for the banner pic like, "I CUTCHOO MENG!" ?
I was trying to find a still of the giant Rob Lowe poster on Haim’s door int he original film, instead there were all these pictures of Sudanese refugees.
Lost Boys 2: Sudanese Suck Monkeys*
*Can we call them monkeys?
Headline: "It keeps the sweat out of my eyes! You got a problem with that?!"
Michelle-The Mighty Fek’lhr’s house looks much more like this:
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/9447/spaceballslarge011uy.jpg
Headline: "It keeps the sweat out of my eyes when I Jazzercise!! You got a problem with that?!
Edited!
"Ralph Macchio is NOT GAY!"
I just realised in the still that is the JoeBlow logo. I thought the vampire hunters had a cool new uniform with badges. But then I realized, Corey Haim don’t need no steeenking badges!
My sister’s friends are suck monkies. Trust me.
Headline: My father stormed the beach at Normandy! He stormed the beach, you faggot!
So, vampires in Luna Bay, huh? I bet the Hot Topic store there makes money hand over fist!
This was my wish, my dream! And I’ takin it back. I’m takin’ them all back!
"Judo kno’ eef dees ees a nummuh two pencil, meng!"
My sister is a sock monkey : (
Luch, I’m pretty much OD’ing on all your bullshit stories!
I’ll pitch a tent on yo’ face nigga!
Luch, I’m pretty much OD’ing on all your bullshit stories!
I have no idea what your talking about, but OK.
Michelle, Im pretty sure your avatar wants to have sex with me.
It’s funny that you write more threatening things while your avatar is apologizing, Luch.
"I stake your milkshake!"
It’s funny that you write more threatening things while your avatar is apologizing, Luch.
What is your screen resolution.
Oh. I need to clean my glasses.
Luch, how can you start throwing out fucking Goonies quotes and then have no clue what I’m talking about. Original transcript of said quote (for all the tards in the audience) . . .
Chunk, I’m pretty much OD’ing on all your bullshit stories!
Respect, nukkas!
erswi – 1
Luch – 0
Thanks Fek, good to know someone’s keeping score. Also, I think you owe Luch a
yellow cardpenalty flag as well (yellow card? what is this, Canada?)I always apologize like that. I’m sorry I’m so sexy, I can’t help it. Blink blink blink
And yes Eib, my avatar won’t shut up about you. Our avatars make a cute couple
Were you born in 2007 Michelle? because that would make you the funniest yearling I know. And I know one that shoved a piece of corn up his nose. Tough competition.
Shit. I can’t even believe I didnt draw the parallel. As soon as you said luch, I thought you were trying to relate the quote to me and then my brain melted…
or 1907? Funniest 101 year old person I know. And I know someone with Alzheimers. She shits her pants.
I knew the quote but i didnt understand the context….
New up
1973 so now I only poo corn. I’m just kidding!!! hahaha I don’t poo. Sorry I’m so sexy.