03.31.08 WALL-E TV SPOT

It’s so cute I can’t stands it.

If Wall-E doesn’t blow some Australian dude’s brains out, I’m going to demand my money back.

They prove that you can make solid kid-oriented fare without covering yourself in slime, annoying tween music, or Kenan Thompson.

I have yet to get hear of a kid lured into my someone’s house without the afformentioned things.  The movies are what makes them want to stay the night without ropes.

I dunno, Finding Nemo kinda fucked up my high.

If I used that or spelled it wrong, I don’t care.  I like to sound highbrow on the interwebs.  I also like to taste sweet on television. 

Does he wear a skin suit because he wants to be a human?

Does he make the streets red with blood because he needs the lubrication for his wheels?

Does he gut Steve Guttenberg like a fish and tell him he’s alive?

Any of the above would make it better.

If the Terminators win, The Mighty Fek’lhr blames Wall-E.

*SPOLIER*

My friend’s sister’s roommate’s cousin works at Pixar and said that Wall-E gets AIDS.

I hear Wall-E eats old people’s medicine for food. 

YOU ARE GROUNDED BECAUSE YOU DON’T AGREE THAT IT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT!

I hear wall-e likes to lube his ‘gears’ with the ‘tears’ of ‘queers’

Anyone denying the existence of robots may actually be a robot.

I CAN’T FUCKING SHITFUCK ASSREAMING BIRSHIT CUNTDAMN TAKE IT THE FUCKSTAIN ANY COCKRAMMING MORE!!!!!!!

Oh, Shamrock, you could take so much more cockramming. Dont lie to us

If a monchichi says that you can take more if it, I’d have to agree. Sorry man.

It’s like a smurf telling you do stop doing drugs, or, to take more drugs.
You have to comply. It’s the law.

Seeing Wall-E take that paddle-ball to the face repeatedly is causing repressed memories of what used to be my favorite uncle to surface.  Thanks Pixar.  Dicks.

Stoney, I’m not worried, because my Old Liberty premiums are paid up….so Wall-E can suck it.

I haven’t seen the word COCKRAMMING pop up in a blog about a kid’s movie since I was a regular in the Olsen twin’s "New York Minute" viral campaign.

Maybe if I promise to take it to see this movie, my Roomba will miraculously start working.  Fucking useless piece of shit.

I think if you stick your penis in it, it will work.

Poor Wall-weee

I think if you stick your penis in it, it will work.

What do you think caused it to stop working in the first place? 

Hey Eib!  Congrats on having Erswi’s baby.  He told all of us earlier today the great news.

Wait.  I mean he told us he was having a baby, and I guess I just assumed….actually you know what just forget I said anythi….HOLY SHIT!  There’s a UFO in the sky look!!!

::hides head in sand:: 

It looks like an Oriental kid trying to "fit in".