TRAILER FOR ‘THE STRANGERS’
03.12.08The Strangers stars Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman, and opens in May. And no, it’s not about that thing where you make your hand numb before you masturbate so you can pretend someone else is doing it.
According to the trailer, it was "inspired by true events." The tagline’s unnecessary, since most horror movies are inspired by true events. I bet George Romero was at his grandmother’s funeral thinking, "Man, wouldn’t it be cool if grandma came back to life and puked blood on my face?" The masters can find inspiration anywhere.
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Who doesnt want to BTK Scot Speedman?
Oh, its just me then? Cool
Its like "Vacancy" in your own home! GEnius!
Where the hell is Frank Whaley?
Zombie Strippers is based on a true story. At least the part about Jenna Jameson looking like a plastic goose.
If inspired by true events means "something some crackhead speedfreak thought they experienced while zooming", then I guess this may have happened. Otherwise, wouldn’t there have been something in the papers or on the news?
I got no qualms with Speedman, but you know those things I mentioned yesterday concerning your therapist Eib? Those apply to Liv as well. She makes my penis happy.
Is that like where you put your hand to sleep and…
…
GUY’CHA!
Are we supposed to be calling Eib "Soviet Russia" now?
I actually remember seeing this on the news. It’s about this couple being attacked by albino ninjas.
No Fek, but I changed my Chatzy name to Eiblhr. Whatta dork.
Those ninjas weren’t albino Burnsy. They were Canadian. I can see where the confusion came from though.
Strangers are scary. That’s why every half hour, I fire a few random shots out my living room window.
Liv Tyler’s next film is based on a true story. It’s called "What Happened to My Looks?"
Eiblhr???! Soviet, you better get your priorities straight!
Burnsy: More like "What’s Eating Gilbert Grape".
*prays feverishly hoping someone gets that joke*
In Soviet Eibmoz your priorities straighten you?
STFU, Fekswi!
*Fek’s prayers fall once again on deaf ears*
This movie takes place in Alaska. Otherwise, I’m sure they would have just ran from the house when it was light out. You know, like noon, 1 o’clock. Some time around there.
And no, it’s not about that thing where you make your hand numb before you masturbate so you can pretend someone else is doing it.
Crap. For years, I’ve been sitting on an actual stranger’s arm to make it numb so they wouldn’t feel it when I used their hand to masturbate. This method sounds way more legal.
I would call you Ers’lhr at this point but I had an architorture professor named Ursula and that would just be fuckin scary. Truce?
JHC = TMK
Fektion!
Luch’lhr
Fekky Qovlpathy
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Anti-gravitational bat’leth?
Fekswi, when is the last time any fucking Klingon has called truce, you batty kotal!!!!
Stone Forshak
(BTW, nice one, Stoney)
Al Sho Gha!
Note to horror movie screenwriters and directors:
* Children’s songs aren’t automatically frightening, nor are they an original addition to your shitty movie.
* A lot of us live in rural areas, and are still trying to figure out why you seem to think farmhouses and cornfields are so fucking scary. "He Who Walks Behind the Rows" is a guy named Bob. He’s still making payments on his tractor and he watches "America’s Got Talent". He’s not going to chase you; he’s too fucking fat.
* Most murderers don’t wear a mask from the dollar store. Have you ever put on a mask from a dollar store? You can’t see shit. How are you supposed to hunt down and kill a bunch of people all by yourself if your field of vision is three feet wide?
* I still hate you.
Quite liked the look of that. I guess when they bought their remotely located house the vendors neglected to mention that their nearest neighbours were actually all maniacs. I bet cellphone signals aren’t too reliable there either.
Ummm, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Sucky?
Perfect, just what we need a movie about strangers…wait a second. Perfect…
Srangers
sounds vagely familiar.
Ice cream truck songs are scary:http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2006/06/ice_cream_truck.html
Ok, my name will now be Eibswi. Or Ersmoz. i cant decide.
Thanks for the
nominationwelcome accolades.Come on, Stone, we both know that post is too long. Just like my dick.
I even tried to keep it short. Just like my dick.
I am with Robo on this one.
i’d do horrible terrible unmentionable things to liv tyler
Do you know what the scariest thing in rural areas are?
City folk.
Well, and the animals we fuck before we slaughter them. (Yeah…before…)
I never hoped I’d see the day when I actually got grossed out about the thought of Liv Tyler and Jennifer Love Hewitt making out.
i’d do horrible terrible unmentionable things to liv tyler
Zog agree. Zog like Zog women like Zog like Zog coyote – biting, scratching, and yelping.
I’d do horrible things to Liv Tyler, like staple her beefy paws to a treadmill and set it on "endurance."
these pretzels are making me thirsty
i’d do horrible terrible unmentionable things to liv tyler
Too late. Gravity and pudding beat you to it.
Does the coyote in Zog’s life buy his anti-roadrunner devices from ACME or a more reliable manufacturer? H’mm, what did Wil E use for money? I guess he had good credit. Bet his insurance premiums were high though.
She has really beautiful skin…and now it might fit you.
Wil E. Coyote got all of his props through use of the same letter he always sent to them
"Dear ACME,
Please send me [instert gadget name here].
As usual, I do not intend to pay as I am a fucking coyote. however, if you do not give me [insert gadget name here], I will come to your warehouse and bite your fucking face off because I’m a goddamned coyote.
Sincerely,
Wil E. Coyote
P.S. I am a coyote"
Coyote in Zog life for approximately 6 hours. Zog hunt. Zog eat. Zog poop. No more coyote.
Zog have collection of coyote size roller skates Zog sell on ebay.
Rocket powered roller skates? *gasps* Be still my beating heart. Time to put my deceased uncle’s credit card to good use.
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I would have been all over that but they filled their quota with the breakdancers. I’m more of the flamboyant DJ/comic relief/weed dealer kind.
Come on, people, everyone acknowledges that Liv Tyler has the look of a waterhead or someone whose parentage was heavily into the intoxicants, don’t they?
God, she looks like a fucking retard. Why doesn’t everyone talk about this?
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