03.31.08 TRAILER FOR MISTER LONELY
This is the trailer for Mister Lonely, from Harmony Korine, the writer of Kids (when he was 22) and director of Gummo and Julien Donkey Boy. Korine makes movies that hipsters swear are amazing, but I’ve thus far avoided them on account of the whispery cheeseball voice overs in the trailers.
This one (which at least doesn’t look like it was shot on a butt cam) is about a Michael Jackson impersonator falling in love with a Marilyn Monroe imprersonator in a land of celebrity impersonators. Whispery voice over quotes include:
You are the reason why I’m here. You make this place beautiful.
There are miracles! There are miracles to happen to everybody!
If you’re pure enough, you will fly.
A little faith can take us a long way.
You must stay strong, Michael. Keep searching.
They’re all chasing a great dream. They’re all looking for answers. What they don’t realize is that they have found it already. They have found it in one another.
I’m sure it will be an emotional tour de force, revolutionary in its subtlety (expository dialogue is way more subtler when you whisper).
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TRAILER FOR MISTER LONELY
The Mighty Fek’lhr would rather watch Mork and Mindy. NANU NANU!
This one is about a Michael Jackson impersonator falling in love with Marilyn Monroe in a land of celebrity impersonators.
Is the Marilyn Monroe impersonator a little boy?
Michael Jackson impersonator?
If there is no chimp, there is no Pauly.
Remember when the big deal about this movie was that the soundtrack had an Alice in Chains song before the official release (Would?)? The Mighty Fek’lhr had a friend that was all gay for it, so He curb-stomped the assfucker and amde him listen to Metallica until he butched up.
Oh, that was for Kids, btw.
Anyway, I heard Michael Jackson is now doing all the Michael Jackson impersonations now.
I heard Michael Jackson is now doing all the Michael Jackson impersonations now.
To do "cool 80’s Michael" he has to put on black-face!
KIDS was cool, if you’re into aids raping…… AND WHO ISN’T!?!?!?
Just remember, kids, violence and emasculation is the only rock-solid cure for teh ghey.
If The Mighty Fek’lhr’s brain had a urethra, this day of work made it feel like it had been fucked with a cork-screw all day long.
Fucking new system training. I get to miss a week’s worth of Filmdrunking for this bullshit? I….just… am… going…. to…. miss… you
FUCK! I promised myself I wasn’t going to cry!
BTKBTW, Congrats to Erswi.No, man. He made "Thriller"…………"Thriller".
Wasn’t this a Red Dwarf episode? Anyway, i thought the idea of anyone else doing a Michael Jackson impersonation after Bo Selecta, 5 years ago, was just plain redundant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyUNqnE84Ks&feature=related
I love Red Dwarf
*Chodin straggles through saloon doors*
Hey motherfuckers…fuck work, and fuck you all too.
Now somebody slide me a whiskey!
Why Chodin, you’re not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
I work part time as a Vitas Gerulaitis impersonator. I look fuck all like him but i just love having the opportunity to say, "No one beats Vitas Gerulaitis seventeen times in a row". That line is like my happy place.
Thanks Donkey, good to see someone reads up on the past posts. God knows I don’t. Anybody tell chode about knight rider yet?
erswi, shhhhhhhhhh… if that asshole iceman comes back here, i’m going to have to toast his english muffin.
AGAIN!
8=D;(
And of course by toast his english muffin you mean . . . what the fuck do you mean? Who eats english muffins anymore anyway? Are you that fuckin gay? Who are you people? Why am I not at work anymore?
*Chodin bows head in prayer*
Dear Lord, am I gay?
*Lightening strikes a tree behind Chodin*
Nope, doesn’t look like I’m gay Erswi, wanna’ go slay some pussy??!!?!?!?!
I’ll knock the stuffin outcho English Muffin, beeeotch!
I like English Muffins. With jelly :-(((
Dig it, I just posted some chicanery over ‘en el otro lugar’, and a few minutes later, the whole thread disappeared. Can anyone else see it? The Audrina thing from today?
I like english muffins when they’re “literal”.
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