TRAILER FOR MISTER LONELY
03.31.08This is the trailer for Mister Lonely, from Harmony Korine, the writer of Kids (when he was 22) and director of Gummo and Julien Donkey Boy. Korine makes movies that hipsters swear are amazing, but I’ve thus far avoided them on account of the whispery cheeseball voice overs in the trailers.
This one (which at least doesn’t look like it was shot on a butt cam) is about a Michael Jackson impersonator falling in love with a Marilyn Monroe imprersonator in a land of celebrity impersonators. Whispery voice over quotes include:
You are the reason why I’m here. You make this place beautiful.
There are miracles! There are miracles to happen to everybody!
If you’re pure enough, you will fly.
A little faith can take us a long way.
You must stay strong, Michael. Keep searching.
They’re all chasing a great dream. They’re all looking for answers. What they don’t realize is that they have found it already. They have found it in one another.
I’m sure it will be an emotional tour de force, revolutionary in its subtlety (expository dialogue is way more subtler when you whisper).
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The Mighty Fek’lhr would rather watch Mork and Mindy. NANU NANU!
This one is about a Michael Jackson impersonator falling in love with Marilyn Monroe in a land of celebrity impersonators.
Is the Marilyn Monroe impersonator a little boy?
Michael Jackson impersonator?
If there is no chimp, there is no Pauly.
Remember when the big deal about this movie was that the soundtrack had an Alice in Chains song before the official release (Would?)? The Mighty Fek’lhr had a friend that was all gay for it, so He curb-stomped the assfucker and amde him listen to Metallica until he butched up.
Oh, that was for Kids, btw.
Anyway, I heard Michael Jackson is now doing all the Michael Jackson impersonations now.
I heard Michael Jackson is now doing all the Michael Jackson impersonations now.
To do "cool 80′s Michael" he has to put on black-face!
KIDS was cool, if you’re into aids raping…… AND WHO ISN’T!?!?!?
Just remember, kids, violence and emasculation is the only rock-solid cure for teh ghey.
If The Mighty Fek’lhr’s brain had a urethra, this day of work made it feel like it had been fucked with a cork-screw all day long.
Fucking new system training. I get to miss a week’s worth of Filmdrunking for this bullshit? I….just… am… going…. to…. miss… you
FUCK! I promised myself I wasn’t going to cry!
BTKBTW, Congrats to Erswi.No, man. He made "Thriller"…………"Thriller".
Wasn’t this a Red Dwarf episode? Anyway, i thought the idea of anyone else doing a Michael Jackson impersonation after Bo Selecta, 5 years ago, was just plain redundant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyUNqnE84Ks&feature=related
I love Red Dwarf
*Chodin straggles through saloon doors*
Hey motherfuckers…fuck work, and fuck you all too.
Now somebody slide me a whiskey!
Why Chodin, you’re not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
I work part time as a Vitas Gerulaitis impersonator. I look fuck all like him but i just love having the opportunity to say, "No one beats Vitas Gerulaitis seventeen times in a row". That line is like my happy place.
Thanks Donkey, good to see someone reads up on the past posts. God knows I don’t. Anybody tell chode about knight rider yet?
erswi, shhhhhhhhhh… if that asshole iceman comes back here, i’m going to have to toast his english muffin.
AGAIN!
8=D;(
And of course by toast his english muffin you mean . . . what the fuck do you mean? Who eats english muffins anymore anyway? Are you that fuckin gay? Who are you people? Why am I not at work anymore?
*Chodin bows head in prayer*
Dear Lord, am I gay?
*Lightening strikes a tree behind Chodin*
Nope, doesn’t look like I’m gay Erswi, wanna’ go slay some pussy??!!?!?!?!
I’ll knock the stuffin outcho English Muffin, beeeotch!
I like English Muffins. With jelly :-(((
Dig it, I just posted some chicanery over ‘en el otro lugar’, and a few minutes later, the whole thread disappeared. Can anyone else see it? The Audrina thing from today?
I like english muffins when they’re “literal”.
Did you write that post in magic marker, Rubb?
I wrote it with my stinky finger.
*Bubb gently sticks his finger back in his belly button*
Smells like FREEDOM!
Literal english muffins with jelly? That’s as gay as Ambercrombie.
Gay as Holister, they say!
If I ever wore Holister, they’d have to change the company name to HOLLA’ster.
El-negroes.
Yeah, they say.
Dor sho gah! The Mighty Fek’lhr just watched that clip, and it is missing jsut one thing: Ker’Splat doing his Uncle Buck impersonation!!! That fat tah’Qeq gets us rolling here on Grethor every time with that routine!
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a targ gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.
If I ever wore Holister, they’d have to change the company name to HOLA’meester.
Ya’ know. Me being a spic and all…..
Are you drunk, Fek?
So, do darkies make any funny white jokes? I am going to research this online. I am sure most of them are about us being rich and using proper grammar, or drinking "Budweiser" instead of "Colt .45".
Yeah, so?
If my ex girlfriend ever wore Holister, they’d have to change the name to HO’licker.
If Fek’ ever wore Holister, they’d have to change the name to Mo’lester.
If I ever wore Holister, I’d have to punch myself in the dick.
I was worried you were posting sober.
I’m just starting my softball/baseball leagues this week, that means I will be drinking, dranking drunking, ALL WEEK!
Wow, I only found one good white joke:
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Is it weird that I never refute the molester claims? Or the alcoholic ones? Etc.?
That made me chuckle a little.
a little
If I ever wore Holister, I’d have to finally tell my girlfriend that I’ve been picturing her with AC Slater’s face during sex, for the past three months.
It’s be weird if you did, Fek.
All the white jokes are basically……..Glen.
I wish there was a way that I could grab Monday by the ears and headbutt him in the nose.
If I wore Holister, I would get m ass whooped here. Seriously.
I want to grab Monday, and tie it to a chair, naked. Then heat up a curling iron. Then I would kick over the chair making Monday bend over. Then shove the curling iron up Monday’s ass.
But not this Monday. For this week, is my birthday week.
*Chodin raises his piss-filled cowboy boot*
Here’s to being young, dumb and full of cum, Pauly.
*Chodin takes a swig from his boot*
Pass DAS BOOT!
*Chodin spits and gasps for air*
Who the fuck filled my boot with piss?! THANK YOU!!!!
Chodin, I’m having a fucking HUGE prty at my house this weekend. PAULY-PALOOZA. You want to jump out of the cake?
And Fek, you wanna make balloon animals with your dick hanging out?
Yup, It’s that kinda party.
I keep thinking "Why would anyone want to wear Hitler?"
And then I remember I’m dyslexic.
The Gestapo wore Holister.
In Nazi Germany, Hitler wears YOU!
No, but seriously, he had a coat made out of Jew pelts. Very sad.
And I would bring out his eyes so well.
I’m just kidding about the Jew pelts.
It was totally Gypsy skin.
Faux-jew? How dare he!
In Nazi Germany, Hitler wears YOU!
My grandpa brought a pair of mittens made out of gypsys back from the war. And gay boots. They matched everything.
goddamn it, BK. You pilfer my thunder.
*Bubb bows his head in shame*
Now pass the piss boot!
I can make balloon animals, if you don’t mind that they’re all tragically deformed.
hot . . . legless . . . dogs
As long as they aren’t ‘penis-snakes’, Robo.
Faux-jew? How dare he!
Well, real Jew would not be… kosher.
::muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha:::
"The life of a legless dog, sure is ruff."
Nice evil laugh, Beeks.
pauly i can bring some cousins and some piñatas to your party, they have some kick ass power rangers ones if you like
Woah, woah, woah – I leave for one fucking minute to take an angry shit, and I come back to find all of you fags vying for top honors at Pauly’s birfday party???
In that case, Pauly, can I be da’ guy fwom double dwagon?
Korine makes movies that hipsters swear are amazing
Hipsters swear the Polyphonic Spree and Dunhill cigarettes are amazing. The next time a hipster approaches you, tell it that they murdered a cow for the ironic elbow patches on their secondhand sportsjacket. That should distract it long enough for you to run away.
If you guys are coming to PAULY-PALOOZA, all I ask is if you bring some drink/weed. And you guys hold me up for keg stands.
And I drink anything, from Old English to Remi Martin, Grey Goose to man-pee.
Bex, I hope you have some hot cousins.
Pauly, a huevo!!
Estan wienie.
Pauly, I’ll bring Fek’s mom and then we can all play ‘Slam the dick in the donkey’.
But then who’s gonna be the pivot in the circle jerk?
You and I know she aint what she used to be.
You have to share your birthday week with me, Pauly, but I don’t mind sharing if you don’t.
Not at all fellow Aries. When is your day Al?
Tomorrow, big guy. And I don’t want to hear any lame-ass April Fools jokes from any of you.
Lucky for you, none of my jokes are lame.
Al, your facebook pics give Him a big rubbery one…
APRIL FOOLS!
Dor sho gha! He wasn’t fooling!
Pauly-if The Mighty Fek’lhr can’t decide between drink or weed, can He bring
dead hookersboth?!?!?!God Damn you fucking shit eating morons are talking some serious smack about His momma!
Keep it up!
Aw shucks Fek, you just made me feel all warm and fuzzy. Or hot and sweaty. Or something.
(did I forget to take the x-rated pics down?)
Well, He is drunk, so don’t take it personally.
PS: PM Him the XRated pics. He won’t show anyone (wink) Truly!
NEW POST!
Quit being such a tease, there’s no late-night post, unless you all have me locked out of the fun.
Fek -what do you take for your back when it’s all fucked up? I feel like someone’s ramming a dull knife into my neck and am rapidly and alarmingly losing use of my right arm.
On the plus side, at least I’m not worried I’m having a heart attack.
we can all play ‘Slam the dick in the donkey’.
Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Chodin. Who the fuck said I was coming to Pauly’s Party?
I cannot help but constantly refer to DH (not Dirty Hairy, Fek) as Dunkeeeeee in my worst Shrek voice (in my mind). Anybody else having this same issue?
Dunkeeeeee!
Night Drunktards, see youse all in the AM.
Donkey, you have to come. I need a donkey for my Donkey Show.
Fek, bring all three. But the dead hookers have to be filled with Blow….
Pops. Ya know, for the kids.
It’s technically Al’s B-day…
So let me be the first to say Happy April Fools!
Why thank you dahlin, and I believe that since I’m supposed to receive some sort of oral sex on my birthday, the burden now falls squarely on your shoulders. When shall I expect you?
It’s not technically Al’s birfday just yet here on the west coast. You’ll get your oral in exactly 2 hrs and 37 minutes. Just about the time it will take me to drive there!
Chino, I’ll leave the key under the door mat.
I’m on the west coast too. But I’m on FilmDrunk time, Chino.
And Al, it’s my b-day week too, so I’m looking to be on the buisness end of some oral as well.
I can’t bring any Remi Martin, but let me get my armored tractor up to speed. I’ll bust Remy Ma out the joint and bring her to this birfday party.
HOLLA!KEVLAR!I’ll leave you two horny Aries alone for some birthday lovin’ for now. Al, I’ll let myself in. And I have some goodies in my PFC pillow case.
And I have some goodies in my PFC pillow case.
Well I certainly hope you packed Jack! in there, Chino. I just don’t think my birthday party would be complete without him.
Jack! doesn’t care for me much so I’m afraid you’re gonna have to settle for the Molson.
Robo, just bring some OE, Doggy Dog Breath.
Jack! suddenly seems fickle and high-maintenance. Canadian and the rest of the PFC girls is the way to go, then. Drunk pillow fight! What else you got in the pillowcase?
Birfday candles and anal eggs.
DOR SHO GAH!
So Pauly’s invisible here?
Chino, if history and Filmdrunk have taught us nothing else, it’s the danger of anal eggs. I’m
impressedturned onconcerned you’d even consider them.I never knew Harmony Korine was the director of Gummo. Hmmph……..
I think Gummo is the most disturbing movie I’ve ever watched… and I’ve sat through some pretty fucked-up shit before.
Wait, when Pauly said "bring some OE" did he mean Olde English or did he mean Orifice Eggs?
What can I say…I’m adventurous. Plus I have a few Cadbury anal eggs left over from Easter.
My momthe easter bunny got them for me.Two orifice eggs sunny side up. With a side of Kavin Bacon.
A girl has got to eat.
Pauly, I’m listening. You never said when YOUR birfday was. Please let me know so I can arrange my sched for the reciprocal hummer.
ps – only only self-absorbed fucktards call it a "sked".
What about the brits who call it a ssshedule??
Stupid British.
pps – Only only self-absorbed brilliant fucktards stutter on the first word of their own sentence.
I meant “Oral E…..uh.
Yeah, I meant Old English.
Why are my ears burning?
How about Oral B? I have a new toof-brush in my pillowcase for you on your birfday, Al.
GRRRRR….FIGHT GINGIVITIS!
My B-day is Thursday. My Mom kept her legs crossed just to say that she aint raise no fool.
And yes, my mom is Mr. T.
You have a parasite living in your ear canal, Jack! It’s slowly eating it’s way to your brain. Get that checked out.
I pity the fool who conceives in June!
Since when am I fickle and high maintenece?
Since when do I not care for Chino? (I even have two Deftones cds!)
What’s going on around here?
Which 2 CD’s, might I ask? Hmmm???
I heard gingivitis is the leading cause of gay teeth.
Pauly, your mom shoulda jumped up and down and had you a couple days earlier so you could have been cool like me. What, that’s how women induce childbirth, isn’t it?
Sincw when am I unable to spell maintenance?
Adreneline and the other one, with the girl with the boobs and the belly button tattoo on it.
True women induce childbirth by GETTIN’ IT ON!!!
Jack, you have been unable to spell maintenance since you were unable to spell sincw.
Around the fur!
Oh, Adnrenaline and Around the Fur. I salute you, Sir. Am I back in Your Higness’s good graces?
BTK, did you only like that album for the whack off material?
Anyway, if I seem fickle and high maintenance, it’s only because my show opens in a week and a half, and we’ve still got a LOT to do.
Oh God. I said Higness. Bring it. Let me have it.
I just blanked on the name. Chino actually looks a lot like a friend of mine, if my friend was chubbier and had Adam Corolla eyebrows.
My guess was menopause Jack!.
Do I need to hunt down Deftones images now to figure out who’s who? Or can I just assume Chino’s some glorious sexual creature I want to simultaneously Pillow Fight and have sex with, yet won’t undermine my femininity? Fuck you guys for confusing me.
What are we supposed to bring?
What show would that be, Jack!?
P.S. I wanted to show respect by putting the ! after the Jack, but then I had to put a ? after that. Weird, huh? Or for Al, I will say "weird, eh"?
By the by, "Highness" is spelled with an "H", which we prounounce as "Haitch".
YAY! Lizzy’s here!!!
And, yes, Al, Chino is a glorious sexual creature. Check me out!
I’m playing Will Parker in Oklahoma! which also has an exclamation point at the end.
By the way, Oklahoma is a fucking retarded musical.
Where do you perform these musicals at?
Coinky-dink? I think not.
We also pronounce "Z" as "Zed".
Over-punctuation is a grammatic nightmare when it comes to addressing Jack!. I’m impressed with his actiing ability, so I’ll overlook it. And by "impressed with". I mean "never experienced".
Eh?
I perform at the brand new stage in the Community Center in town. It’s really professional, unless you know why it’s not.
You can ask BK how my acting ability is in a couple of weeks. She’s coming to see the show.
You also call a napkin a serviette. What is up with that??? Or is that just the Canucks?
I might be slightly drunk and stoned on muscle relaxants, but I think Chino just told me she is, in fact, a glorious sexual creature. Can I take this opportunity to remind you that the key’s under the door mat?
Jacktion!, are you secretly saving rec centers behind our backs?
Canucks call "serviettes" laprags. We’re classy like that.
No, Pauly. They tore the rec center down to build this place.
Jacktion!, are you playing Tim McVeigh in this one?
FUCK! I think I’m getting pulled over by the spelling cops.
Ok, I need to go nighty-night. You people have been wonderful. Al, I will wish you a happy birthday tomorrow. Good night all. Sweet dreams, YRH.
I’ve gotta hit the hay, too. It’s late here in the east. And it’s already Al’s birthday. Happy Birthday, Al!
Al, your neck better be good come my B-day, because my tounge is running at all cylinders.
"tounge"?
Huh?
Tounge means tongue.
I understand drunk-ese, alright?
Ok, now I am out.
For reals!
I mean…
GRRR…PIPE WRENCHES!
“This the Spelling Police. Come out with your hands up.”
Not again…
"This the Spelling Police"
I think the Grammar Police is coming next. Or is it the Syntax Police?
Jack!, that would be a case for Grammer Bureau of Investigation.
I think I broke my english.