TRAILER FOR MADAGASCAR 2
03.13.08Madagascar: The Crate Escape (apparently the subtitle has been changed to Escape From Africa) opens November 7th. It stars Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, Jada Pinkett Smith, David Schwimmer, Sacha Baron Cohen, Cedric the Entertainer, Andy Richter and Alec Baldwin; and has "Ass Scar" in the title if you’re 13 years old like I am.
Ben Stiller introduces the clip from the "jungle". We all know that if it were a real jungle he’d be too busy stanching a nose bleed and complaining about the humidity to introduce any clips – he’s like a Jewish leprechaun. Dreamworks movies are lame anyway. Guess what, assholes, there are other funny animals besides penguins.
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Just another excuse for me to go to the theater and wave my penis at small children. thanks Dreamworks!
I finally saw Ratatouille last night. Dreamworks can eat a dick.
Did I ever tell you about my animal motorcycle gang movie?
Leader of the Alpaca?
WTF is wrong with children? Ooooh, a talking bird!
Woop-de-fucking-doo.
Looks like I didn’t miss much during my adventure into the real world. Look for all the details in my upcoming memoir Work Sucks and I’d Rather be Fucking Off.
So which animals are playing the Luftwaffe?
And I don’t see no ‘motorcyle scene’.
At first glance it looked like a Tyler Perry movie: Madea’s Gas Car.
Madea’s Gas Car 2: Fat Suit Gas Car.
Who said Madea?
I think Ton Loc did.
Fucky Cold Madea
Guess what, assholes, there are other funny animals besides penguins.
No animal on earth is as funny as Chilly Willy. Fact.
Tyler Perry’s new movie is a fish out of water story of a black woman who takes over the New York mafia.
Madea in Manhatten.
Anyone else watch Attack of The Show for their indepth look at interweb related content and geek speak? Me neither. Olivia Munn is my new girlfriend. We’re going steady. Wait, what’s the term you youngsters use these days? Hooking up? No, what is it….oh, we’re fucking. She just doesn’t know it yet.
I thought Perry’s next would be about torture methods used during the Spanish Inquisition . . . Iron Madea.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Tyler Perry’s next new movie is a fish out of water story of a black woman who takes over housekeeping at the Four Seasons.
Madea in Manhatten.
Tyler Perry’s next, next new movie is a fish out of water story of a black woman who leads the Muppets to New York.
Madea Takes Manhatten.
Oooooh, Mega Ass Scar 2! What the hay, I guess one didn’t suck enough.
I thought Perry’s next would be about a middle aged black woman fronting a heavy metal band . . . Iron Madea.
see bryce, I can recycle too.
Tyler Perry’s next, next, next new movie is a fish out of water story of a black woman who keeps coming back from the grave to kill horny teenagers.
Friday the 13th: Madea Takes Manhatten.
But what about those crocodiles along the river Nile? I’ll bet they’re all as warm as toast, they always seem to smile.
Tyler Perry’s next new movie is a heatwarming romcom a black woman who’s a house slave and just whacky about whitey in;
Madea to Order.
Make me stop… please.
Who said Madea?
Finally, Entourage will have a story line for next season.
All those black voices to kill off… how is this a children’s movie again?
Wait, you say Michael Bay has nothing to do with this movie? Nevermind.
Tyler Perry’s next new movie is a story of will and strength about a black woman who goes back to college in;
Madea the Grade
I thought Tyler Perry’s new movie would be about a heroin mule for a Colombian drug cartel. Who swallows 62 wrapped pellets of heroin and takes it to NY and gets busted.
Madea, Full of Grae.
Madagascar 2 < Mannequin 2: On the Move
Motherfucker I just got that peep show pic and was gonna use it!
DAMN YOU DOOOOOONKEEEEEEY!
Looks like shit as an icon anyways. <Pouty lip>
I thought Perry’s next would be about a middle aged black woman who’s forced to work in the steel mill to support her family during the recession. . . Iron Madea.
Yeah, so they’re getting lamer. I’ll stop when bryce stops.
I heard Perry is doing a remake of that Paul Reiser/Helen Hunt show with all black people.
Madea About You.
Tyler Perry and Martin Lawrence star in Medea vs Big Momma: Shit gonna get fuckt up
Tyler Perry’s next new movie is a story of a sassy housewife who learns her fucking place in;
Madea my Dinner
Don’t be mad Crap, I’ll be tired of it in a few days, then you can have your turn.
I heard Perry is doing a movie about black people living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, trying to find fuel.
Madea Max: The Road Warrior.
Is fatsuit comedy like a black cultural thing cuz I don’t get it.
Tyler Perry shows the world what it’s greatest composer would have been like if he were black.
Featuring a soundtrack with the likes of Ice T, Lil’ Jon, Sean Combs, Fifty Cent, and Little Richard- Amadeaus: Rekonize
Tyler Perry remakes Gone With the Wind from a slave’s viewpoint
Frankly Madea, I Don’t Give a Damn
Madea Max 2: The Road Warrior(Inna Fatsuit).
No way keyHo, I ain’t down with sloppy seconds.
Fuck you guys, you’re taking the best puns, I’m madea as hell and I’m not gonna take it any more!!
Lisa Rinna and Tyler Perry are set to star in a spinoff of her old soap: Madeas of our Lives
Tyler Perry’s next new movie is a story of a butt plug luvin street whore in;Medea me Shit and Cum
Tyler Perry makes us all suffer through a hilarious remake of the Sci-Fi classic;
The Madea the Earth Stood Still
*Chodin shows up to arching practice.*
Sorry I’m late friend-o’s.
*Chodin fires off an arrow and then reaches into his quiver like a fag.*
Stop or madea will shoot!
Tyler Perry’s fish-out-of-water story about a woman who has to track a psychopath 30 years in the future
Madeamolition Man
True story: One time on Wheel of Fortune, I solved the final puzzle correctly without ANY letters up.
It was MADAGASCAR .
I was king for a day in my humble little home.
Tyler Perry makes us all wish for the quiet comfort of death’s chilling grasp in his quirky zombie flick;
Madea of the Dead
Tyler Perry’s Tales From the Crypt Presents: Madeamon Knight
Tyler Perry’s heartwarming story about a car salesman who learns a valuable lesson about life: Karmadealership
"Good Will Hunting", starring Ben Affleck and Madeamon.
The struggles of trying to make it on welfare checks and child support as told by Tyler Perry.
Madea late, and a dollar short
Tyler Perry’s gritty cop drama about broken alliances and backstabbers: The Madeaparted
Tyler Perry’s intro into the world of porn: Madeap Impact
Tyler Perry’s story about a woman who goes to Africa to discover her roots and ends up embroiled in the turmoil of the precious gem trade: Blood Madeamond
Lisa Rinna and Tyler Perry are set to star in a fractured fairy tale about a hearing impared big bad wolf – "Madea, wha big lips oo hab"
A thiefs dying words inspire a madeacap rush to find the hidden treasure in It’s a Madea Madea Madea Madea World
Tyler Perry’s biographical movie on the late comedian Andy Kaufman.
Madea on the Moon
The discovery of gold in a Mexican desert and it’s effects on three strangers is unveiled in Tyler Perry’s Treasure of Sierra Madea.
Frankly Madea, I don’t give a damn.
my favorite 80′s group is Depeche Madea
Bounty hunter Jack Walsh is sent to find and return bail jumper and former Mafia accountant, Jonathan "The Duke" Mardukas, in Tyler Perry’s….
Madeanight Run
Tyler Perry bucks tradition and prejudice as a black woman bent on making it in the white man’s Navy.
Madea Of Honor
Dammit Bex, I turn away for two minutes and you stole what I had just typed but not yet entered. And Luch, you’re recycling but you’re sexy so I’ll let it go this time.
This post has jumped the medea
Maggie Fitzgerald a female amateur who aspires to prove her worth by becoming a successful boxer in a fat suit. Tyler Perry gives you….
Madeallion Dollar Baby
When my kids have the fucking diarrhea, I give them Madealyte.
Tyler Perry explores the criminal hi-jinks of a fat black woman and a low-level mafia hood in Madea, co-starring Vince Vaughn.
a Frenchman imprisoned for stealing bread, must flee a police officer named Javert. The pursuit consumes both men’s lives, and soon Valjean finds himself in the midst of the student revolutions in France. Tyler Perry presents….
Les Madearables
Tyler Perry’s biopic, set in Paris in 1919, centers on the life of late Italian artist….
Madeagliani
has anyone done Madeagascar yet?
I’m listening to my favorite Jimmy Buffett song…
Madearitaville
I don’t know, but it’s sheer genius.
Tyler Perry’s story about a woman who inspires a famous midwestern football team to change it’s name. Da’ Madears
When the murdered body of a young woman who works in the White House is found. Homicide detective Harlan Regis is called in. Wesley Snipes in Tyler Perry’s…
Madea at 1600
Tyler Perry’s tale about a black woman learning about other cultures
Madea on the Orient Express
FBI agent Barney Coopersmith is assigned to protect former Mafia figure turned informant Vincent Antonelli. Coopersmith certainly has his hands full keeping Antonelli away from the Mafia hitmen who want to stop him testifying, not to mention the nightclubs in Tyler Perry’s…
Madea Blue Heaven
About the Japanese buying shit American movie franchises and the cultural snafus that ensue?
NO MORE TWISTED SISTER!
Madea in America
Tyler Perry and Russell Simmons get together to celebrate aurically impaired minority comics
Madeaf Jam
She discovers the cure for cancer in the Jungles of Peru.
Madeacine Man
Tyler Perry’s documentary on a spunky black woman’s efforts to expose exploitation of migrant workers in California: Madea In L.A.
I’m out. I feel too dirty to go on.
Tyler Perry brings back America’s most inexplicably popular black man in a fat suit as a woman who rights the wrongs that bad men due to self absorbed bitches in;
Dial M, for Medea
How is it that Jacktion! is missing out on this action?
HAHA what a fag!
He’s in Texas…drinking beer.
Madea Ass Scar: The Gape Escape
Seems a decent reason to visit Texas. Come to think of it, outside of Downtown Austin’s music scene and loose law concerning firearms and public intoxication probably the only reason.
Tyler Perry rewrites classic SNL sketch commercials
"So, I figured, I’ve got two kidneys, he needs one."
Bad Madea Jeans
Madea of a good time is a glass or red wine, some smooth jazz, and candle light.
Tyler Perry bring comedy to new lows in a unfuckingly stupid movie;
Madea in the sun
I BTK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!
Wow, dont tell Jacktion that pun wars rage on without him.
shhhhhhhhh
"go ahead punk madea my day!!"
Idios madea, this has gone too far
Without Jacktion! it’s not really a pun war. More like a pun skirmish.
I like this little card game called Old Madea. When you win you get to kick a guy in the balls and cut a couch in half with a chainsaw.
I think I speak for myself when I say, “this post sucks dick”.
Ya, lacking his action it just seems a little puny.
Tyler Perry’s film about a woman who has nothing to lose but everything to gain through VENGEANCE!
Madeath Wish
"Madea said boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!"
Black people with fucking swords:
The Chronicles of Madea
p.s. suck my cock.
Tyler Perry’s game show about choosing the right briefcase or having to take a deal from a fish-out-of-water banker.
Madeal or No Deal.
Madea of a good time involves the Alabama Hot Pocket.
In Texas, there are bars where they check to for firearms at the door. If you don’t have a pistol, they’ll lend you one.
I think it’s in the state constitution.
The only African movie I want to see is The Gods Must Be Crazy 3: *Click*Click* Madea *Click*
i guess we all deserve this:
BONG!!!
Madurst.
I was tardy today. That’s why I got a MaD on my report card.
Tyler Perry makes a social commentary on the values of immigrant labor in:
Madea Without a Mexican
I saw a movie where Reese Witherspoon fell in love with Tyler Perry:
Sweet Home Alabamadea.
After stroking out Tyler Perry horrifically familiar darky in a fat suit learns to use a toilet again in:
Training Madea
Tyler Perry is as ornery as an alligator in Madea Oblongata.
Tyler Perry felching Luke Perry and call it "Fuck you, Lance, post something new!"
Tyler Perry learns that his/her name is short for Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie in My Name is Mudea.
The world suffers for all of Tyler Perry’s shitfest films in the shocking;
Madea after Tomorrow
If I ever see another fat black woman, it’ll be tonight. Wait, what?
Tyler Perry is one baaad Mamma Jammadea!
Tyler Perry is in a support group with Judd Hirsch in Madear John.
J.Lo fucks some random black dude in the bronx.
Madea In Manhattan
New Up Madeas
I went to this other web site: What Would Tyler Perry Do?
Everyone on that site was gay.
Wait that was WWTDD.com
Sorry
I saw a movie where Reese Witherspoon fell in love with Tyler Perry
Why does Reese Witherspoon keep falling in love with gay guys?
This is called "Escape to Africa", I believe, not "Crate Escape". I saw the poster yesterday with the new title on it.