03.04.08 THE POETRY OF MICHAEL MADSEN
As the example of Bruce Greenwood has famously illustrated, few things in life can be as unexpectedly hilarious as visiting an actor’s website on a whim.
As a result of just such a visit, today I bring you: the poetry, nay, flow-etry, of Michael Madsen (aka Mr. Blonde). The following is an excerpt from his book, The Complete Poetic Works of Michael Madsen, Vol. I (1995-2005):
We are all on the run.
From the richest Maharajah
to the lowest, dirty, stinking pedophile.
The big, the wrong, the last, the found,
the forgotten, the remembered,
the free and all the long timers.All on the run,
one way or another.Yesterday I was the answer to 46 Down
in a crossword puzzle
in the L.A. Times
You can read about all this and more in my upcoming thesis: Poetry is Fucking Stupid. Anyway, let this be a lesson to you kids, college is for suckers.
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THE POETRY OF MICHAEL MADSEN
Oh, Just saw his profile on wealthy dating site ""m i l l i o nairef r i ends. com" last week. Is he single now? JUst curious.
Fist of Spam!
Poetry, it really is a bunch of wank.
It’s a real shame they don’t have movie like tag lines on the book. "From the cop in Species comes horrifiying poems of gratuitous nudity and the joys of alcohol abuse."
The Mighty Fek’lhr is not sure "timers" rhymes with "pedophile".
Life can sometimes be a doozy.
Now if you’ll exuse me,
I have to take a twosie.
Is that Jerry "The
BurgerKing" Lawler?The question for 46 Down — Who is the worst fucking poet ever?
May be die in a fiery wreck before he goes the way of Tom Sizemore. Leave us with the good memories of Reservoir Dogs, Mr. Madsen!
Being a Madsen fan, there’s a great section on his site where he writes his opinions on movies he’s been in.
It’s cool to see how an actor feels about being in a movie like "Species 2".
I would rather watch that Simon Cowell movie.
Michael Madsen has lips similar to that of a chicken’s asshole. I would fuck his mouth only after he spat out my scat.
What is low, dirty, or stinky (except the dead kids) about paedophilia?
One of his comments is "It was time to pay the mortgage"
Luch: He has been in a lot of films. It is pretty cool that he rates the movies he’s been in.
The shit, the poem, the saying, the is not, the registering, the in my, the brain.
Thanks for acknowledging my existence bryce.
Been there, sonnet.
Give it a second…..yeah, that’s it.
Yesterday I was the answer to 46 Down in a crossword puzzle in the L.A. Times.
Down
46. Dickhead poet.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Lance, you beefin on poetry now? Better watch yo ass before AGB hears about this. Besides not all poetry is
crapwritten by Michael Madsen. Same difference, right?I can’t wait to hear his Shatner-esque spoken word album, Mr. Blonde on Blonde.
A little bird with a yellow bill
Alit upon my windowsill
I coaxed him in with a piece of bread
And then i smashed his fucking head
Fek: only homos write poems that rhyme. Or with meter. Or that, you know… make an ounce of sense.
I’m still looking for one titled "Even I Fucked My Sister (Back When She Was Hot)."
The little girl cried
As I taked away her cake
No presents on my 8th birthday
I hate the Dalai Lama
See anyone can do it
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