THE FIRST INCREDIBLE HULK TRAILER
03.12.08Everyone knows that in 2003, Ang Lee made a crappy Hulk movie. What this movie presupposes is, maybe he didn’t? </Royal Tenenbaums reference>
Anyway, here it is: the first trailer for Edward Norton and Louis Leterrier’s redo of the Incredible Hulk. The release date is tentatively set for June, but rumor has it Norton and Marvel are arguing over the final cut. You see, Norton had planned for the Hulk to get angry and smash things, but Marvel thought that might be a little too… you know.
In any case, the trailer looks decent, if unspectacular. It certainly doesn’t send the blood rushing to my loins the way Iron Man, or Thomas Kinkade paintings do. I’m also a little concerned that the big finale appears to involve two buff CGI dudes fighting each other. Isn’t that basically like watching someone else play a video game about wrestling? GRR, PILEDRIVER!
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FIST! Oh, yeah, I went there!
Does Hulk’s CGI son get in a car wreck and kill his best friend leading Hulk to divorce his wife?
My dick is like the Incredible Hulk movies, the first time you saw it 3 years ago it confused and disappointed you. The next time you saw it, Edward Norton had fucked it all up.
My dick is like Liv Tyler in the new Incredible Hulk. Talentless, with an abnormally small head.
Bruce Banner is just like those emo fags you see at the mall. "Waah, nobody is like I am, don’t make me angry because I don’t like the person I become when I’m angry. Nobody understands me. Waaah"
Except, you know, when you steal the emo kid’s Sbarro he doesn’t turn all giant and green and murder you.
How can the CGI actually look worse than a movie that came out years ago. And is it just me or does it look like his nipples "Hulked" out a little too much. He’s breast feeding the Abomination.
The Abomination isn’t the villain in this movie; the Abomination is this movie.
Fek:
5111 posts, the majority of them non-fists?
I’m banning you.
/mini-leisa
The Hulk is actually fighting all the supporters of the leading democratic presidential canididate; The Obama Nation.
Is it bad that I’m a lil scared to make fun of The Doctress, even though we’re not on the other site?
Ed Norton hasn’t been good in anything since The Honeymooners.
Keets, if you stand up to her, she backs down.
If you guys are going to make "hilarious" jokes about a group of people getting murdered, could you at least pick a group that isn’t actually already the target of a ridiculous proportion of stranger homicides? Pick a group I wouldn’t expect assholes to hate.
I don’t see why people think Liv Tyler is so hot. She’s got a major case of tard face.
She’s only moderately attractive.
(on homosexuals)
“They’ve taken all our good names, like Bruce and Lance. Those were the toughest names we had!”
Homer Simpson
The Succubus is always watching, scolding, banning!
I feel a middle-aged toungue lashing coming on…and not the good kind.
If you guys are going to make "hilarious" jokes about a group of people getting murdered, could you at least pick a group that isn’t actually already the target of a ridiculous proportion of stranger homicides? Pick a group I wouldn’t expect assholes to hate.
Point taken, but isn’t it funnier if there’s an element of truth, and it’s more wrong? …I’ll work on it.
Meh.
I don’t get it – why the remake of the um, remake?
Does it start where the Eric Bana one left off?
At least the first one had Nick Nolte, what’s this one got?
All I’m saying is:
(remake of a remake – nick nolte) / chance of an Aerosmith song on soundtrack = no thanks.
Does it start where the Eric Bana one left off?
No, it basically assumes the first one never existed. Or, as Eli Cash would say, "Everyone knows Ang Lee made a shitty Hulk movie. What this movie presupposes is, maybe he didn’t?"
If any movie is going to be made about a ANGRY SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED HOOKER KILLING GREEN GIANT, it should be me!
And with that I bid a you doo doo.
Wasn’t that the Rocky II ending?
Can’t wait to see~~I am so excitting about this! You moviegoers can check more related information at Richromances.com where hollywood celebrities are looking for true love. It’s a site for beautiful people!
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I liked Ang Lee’s version. There. I said it. I’ve just Miggs’d all over your childhood Hulk comic books and liked it.
isn’t it funnier if there’s an element of truth, and it’s more wrong? …I’ll work on it
At the risk of being shunned and ridiculed and having to just leave this board, I’m going to tell the truth here: I’m a post-op FTM. I tried to kill myself when I was 8 years old, because I didn’t know there was medical treatment or even a name for what was wrong with me. When I turned 18 and started living as a male, I did so knowing that my life expectancy at that time was age 40 (already middle-aged before I can buy a beer) and I had an estimated 1 in 12 chance of being murdered, often by a group of strangers who mutilate you then stab or shoot you multiple times just to make sure you can’t possibly survive. I knew I would always be paid less than I probably should be if I could get hired at all, and it was legal to discriminate against me. I knew a lot of people wouldn’t want to be my friend, let alone date me. I knew if I got murdered just for existing there would be more strangers who would cheer about it or make jokes than people who knew me and would grieve.
I try to have a sense of humor about it, but eventually all the jokes about "murdering trannies" just gets fucking annoying. I’ve gotten death threats, had my car vandalized, had things yelled and thrown at me by groups of cowards in moving vehicles, had people just assume I was a theiving prostitute junkie pedophile, had married old codgers hit on me because they think they’re a catch compared to me, had people tell me "your parents must be so ashamed" and variations thereof, and still get paid lower than prevailing wages despite graduating high school two years early and graduating college with honors and being a fucking boy scout doing every god damn thing right except being born the right gender (oh, so fucking sorry for that. Like I would fucking choose this.) I’ll shut up now. That was an episode of "keeping it real" with RoboPanda. Back to your regularly scheduled programming of dick jokes and pun wars.
MEGA ULTRA DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURST!!!
Dude, I just took the biggest shit…
Didn’t work, did it. Oh well.
Robo-kudos for telling it like it is.
NOW! If nobody minds, I had come on here to say that seeing Matt Serra choke the highlights out of that Dulanty guys hair made watching UFC worth it tonight. Well, that and those two hyperactive Pomeranians they had fighting.
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Dor sho gha! Those were humans? He thought they had shaved a couple of small monkeys, injected them with meth and LSD and set them loose to kill each other!
I wish I had a cool mom like Steven Tyler. That way I could get those hereditary DSL.
I think Steven Tyler and Lisa Rinna should have a kid.
How about my friends at stdromance think about this film? I dilike this film in fact
I’m pretty sure they did have a kid, and he went on to be a D-list actor in the Mario video games. He plays the fish that jumps out of the water and tries to eat Mario. He also courted controversy when he put on blackface and played Little Mac’s trainer on "Mike Tyson’s Punch Out".
I remember when Steven Tyler taught us that it was okay to like black people with "Walk this Way".
Steven Tyler and Lisa Rinna’s kid stole my bike.
Did someone mention Lisa Rinna? Did you know that Lisa Rinna modeled for the children’s board game Mr. Mouth?
Lisa Rinna’s mouth does the funniest vagina impression.
Lisa Rinna’s vagina does the funniest
mouthGeraldo Rivera impression.@ Robo: I’m sorry to hear that. That’s really fucked up. I seriously had no idea about that. Why could you not drink untill you were middle aged? And also, why is the your life expectancy only 40? Is it because of the violence?
Fact: I once punched a Kodiak bear in the nuts.
Fact: Transamerica is not only a movie but a company that sells life insurance.
Fact: I also had people just assume I was a theiving prostitute junkie pedophile and had married old codgers hit on me because they think they’re a catch compared to me. But I just call that 2 for Tuesday at Joe’s Tavern next to the local Y.
Fact: Robo will always be accepted here: why? Because a funny bone is not measured in length but girth (Niche)
Speaking of trannies, Alexis Arquette recently starred in a flick entitled "Killer Drag Queens on Dope". Best movie title ever?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0355650/
Actually, this isn’t a complete redo. It does ignore alot of the first film, but it is in no way an origin story. It actually is tied into some of the "Ultimates" storyline(the plane kiss drop scene is telegraphed from the comicbook). But he lives in the same house as Eric Bana in Lee’s "Hulk", that or an extremely similar one. This is a pseduo-sequel only that it is continuing the story of the Hulk and Bruce Banner in regards to Betty Ross. It is also a straight up action movie, not a somber character film. It doesn’t go over any plot points that were in the original.
Yeah I actually remember that scene from Ultimates. Wasn’t Ultimate Hulk triggered by sexual frustration and not anger? Also, Betty Ross was dating Freddie Prinze Jr. in the comic. None of this is made up.
Neo and Dr. House star in a movie together??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx7AJP-rWf8
How did I miss this?!
Yikes, guess I wasn’t around HERE on February 11th.
Fuck this, I miss everything!
The Hulk is like a metaphor for an alcoholic Step-dad.
“You..don’t…want….me..to get…angry.”
That is too fucking true Pauly.
I’m “getting green” right now.
Your’e not my real Dad, Hulk!
I have a new Algae Eater in my fish tank. The fishes name?
Lisa Rinna
I think I’m gonna need a big fish tank.
From Facebook: "Popular Events in the Vancouver network:"
Total Eclipse of the Moon (I assume that one’s passed)
I Will Wear Something Pink on February 2 (similarly, obviously passed. was for breast cancer month probably)
National Grab an Ass Day
and… wait for it….
Steak and a Blowjob Day
I can’t make this shit up. Who wants to move to Vancouver now??
I like my steaks like I like my blow jobs.
Well done.
And with A1 steak sauce.
Pauly, you never sleep. You can tell me "how" to fix my fanbelt, but you can’t actually fix it. So, what I’m saying is, what good are you?
It’s good that you know what you like in the oral sex department, though.
I can fix a fan belt. I just don’t. I’m a whip cracker.
I not picky with the mouthing down. It’s simple. You put a mouth on my dick, you put a smile on my mouth. A “no teeth” smile of course.
True story – I once… um, "knew" a guy… who LIKED teeth for the "drag back". Truth is stranger than fiction? Sometimes, yes it is.
Reading that, I got the “nails across the chalkboard” cringe. I’ve been cut with teeth before.
What the hell, was she a vampire? I don’t even know how you can cut a guy with your teeth. Maybe you should keep your dick out of Brittney’s mouth – she probably thought it was sausage.
Looks like it’s gona be a great movie here’s a
trailer in 3gp and mp4 format for your mobile phone
http://www.movly.com/Video.aspx?ID=369&IDSiteTypeContentType=3&UseFileGroups=True
HULK SMASH CGI QUALITY!
His face looks a little too Grinchy. But I’m not telling him…..are you fuckin’ kidding me? That would be like trying to take a steak knife from a retard. You may think you’re doing the right thing, but sooner or later, your arms are bound to get torn off.
I thought Steak and BJ Day was a nationally recognized holiday. We certainly celebrate it in the 504. It’s man’s revenge for having to suffer through Valentine’s Day.
Thomas Kincaide Paintings…grrrrrrrrrrrrr
What concerns me is the first half of the trailer, where two skinny guys with no chins get…angry….
CRAP THIS IS A HEAPING PILE OF CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
GRRRRRR… GREEDO SHOT FIRST!!!
RoboPanda, you just gotta move out here to Vancouver or somewhere like San Fran dude. You won’t get beat up or none of that garbage…the worst thing that could happen to you is someone yelling at you from a car "YOUR SHOES DON’T MATCH YOUR OUTFIT!"
Seriously – Davie Street in Vancouver is like the gay mecca…gacca if you will
THIS SUMMER
WE’RE GONNA TRY THIS
AGAIN
Robo, you are a very respected member of my entourage. Yeah, I force people into my entourage, against their will even. It’s that compelling show on HBO thats done this to me.