THE FALL STILL LOOKS REALLY COOL
03.14.08
IGN has some new stills from The Fall (go there for more and higher res pics).
You might remember The Fall trailer I posted a while ago. Directed by Tarsem Singh and shot in India, it premiered at the 2006 Toronto International Film Festival, and is now being “presented” by Spike Jonze and David Fincher and getting a limited release in April.
Even if it’s just another “child’s fairytales come true” movie, the visuals look amazing. Singh previously directed The Cell, which also had some cool looking stuff in it, even though it was super cheesy and had a lame ending (omg he saved the girl just as she was about to drown – I never saw that coming!). Anyway, The Fall looks much cooler, and contains 100% less J.Lo – which always bodes well.

I’m boycotting all films that have anything to do with fairytales. I don’t like gay porn.
I’ve heard the sequel "And Can’t Get Up" is breathtaking.
Looks like a scene from Eyes Wide Shut.
I think this is the sequel to this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212533/
Yeah, who greenlit a film with JLo as a child psychiatrist?
I’d watch a film with J-Lo called The Fall as long as it involved pushing her off a bridge. Not her character, just her.
What’s the deal with all of the spinning dancers on the outside that nobody is paying any attention to? Worst. Security Guards. Ever.
Now when you say this movie looks cool, is that sarcasm? Because I’ve puked far more colorful and interesting things than a ballroom filled with dancing mannequins and half naked black guys. This looks like a Guillermo del Toro and Liberace’s butt baby.
If I had to wear an outfit with streamers on the gloves, I’d wear a mask too. Poor little midget.
You know what would be funny? If we spoof J-Lo by giving the actress a huge ass so she knocks everything over and we call her Jello! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I’d bone this movie.
I really do want to seet this. I did like the look of the Cell,and since Vincent Donofrio is a complete nut, I almost enjoyed it.
do you think he hates that everyone will remember him as Gomer Pyle?
I didn’t even notice the spinning chicks. Thanks Donkey.
MIchelle, you are taunting me with half naked Bale. Are you the Devil, or just a minion?
It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the taint stabbing.
do you think he hates that everyone will remember him as Gomer Pyle?
I don’t know Eib, it switches back and forth with me. Sometimes while I’m watching Law & Order: CI, I yell "Private Pyle" at the screen, sometimes I yell "Egger suit!"
I also like to watch NASCAR and yell "VROOOOOOOOMMM!"
New Formula: Make every movie look like you did shrooms.
My mind = Fucked
JELLO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I watch the Detroit Lions and yell "You fucking suck!" over and over.
I’m available for childrens parties.
Thanks a lot for ruining the ending of The Cell for me, Lanky. KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT ABOUT WHO SHOT J.R.!!!
I’m looking forward to his next films, too. There’s the one about an opiate-addicted toreador (The Bull), the one about a bunch of opiate-addicted Vietnam soldiers (The Hill), and last but not least, the one about a bunch of meth-addicted teenagers (The Mall).
…so this is a documentry about that Retard Con thing from yesterday, right?
Yesss I taunt you Eib. And he’s wholey naked in my mind. le sigh
And it looks like those spinning dudes are wearing toques. Are zey zee chefs? Do zey have zee treats for me?
Thanks AGB for teaching me French aujord-hui. ah hunnh hunnh hunnh
LIGHTENING BOLT! LIGHTENING BOLT! LIGHTENING BOLT!!!
I think I beat this game on my Playstation…
…one.
The tall guy in pic 3: "Would you fuck me?"
I bet the visual concept for this movie came from what gay men (ages 29-56) see when their eyes are closed.
I usually laugh when I see someone fall.
My Step-Dad told me to never watch a “child’s fairytales come true” movie when he would put ciggs out on me, a douse me with grain alcohol.
I really hope that all of the actors have proper British accents. You can’t have a fantasy movie without British accents anymore. My kids are going to grow up thinking that England is a beautiful country full of adventurous children, beautiful princesses, wizards, and centaurs. I can’t wait to show them that the only half-man, half-beasts they have over there are sheep-men that take themselves apart when the whiskey wears off.
I already developed the plot for this movie…
…when I was six…
…with my Playmobil.
For all the childrens sake, I hope there’s TONS of guy-inside-guy action in this movie.
new up pendejos