THE CUSS-FREE FOOT FIST WAY TRAILER
03.18.08I posted the red-band trailer of The Foot Fist Way a while back – this is the green-band version. In any case, the message is the same – this movie is good because Will Ferrell says so.
Maybe it’s the hangover talking, but punching old ladies just isn’t as funny as it is in real life.
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Between the interhighways and schoolyard drug dealers, do we really need to have ANYTHING without cusswords? Television shows, radio, really any media? It’s not like they haven’t heard this shit anyway.
At least my kids have. A lot.
"Mommy, what’s a cunt?"
It’s too bad they already name a movie "Kicking & Screaming"
"Mommy, what’s a cunt?"
You’re father’s mother.
FUCK! YOUR FATHER’S MOTHER, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Dammit Short Round, I told you to quit trying to type like me! It’s "Named" motherfucker! Say it! Fucking say "Named!"
Cursing around kids isn’t as much fun as cursing at them. If Alec Baldwin got hammered for the whole, "you’re a thoughtless little pig" thing, what about my "You’re a fucking retarded mistake and I’m gonna kill your mom!" Their little tears are so precious.
Proper spelling does not exist in this dojo, does it?
If I can’t call a kid a "little fucking taint stain" then the nazi’a have won.
nazi’a?
Fuck you
As long as we’re having fun with prepositions Crap, I’d like to think that the most fun I’ve ever had is cursing in kids.
Do you samellllelelelelelellll what I left in that box?
Anyone ever seen ‘Man Bites Dog’ ? There’s this part where this dude screams in this old woman’s face and basically sends her into cardiac arrest…
…anyways, THAT’S how you treat the elderly.
We should do a cuss free day at FilmDrunk. That would be super neat.
We should do a cuss free day at FilmDrunk. That would be super neat.
We should double post all day, you worthless melon farmers!!!
….and my Grandma still is trying to trick us that she’s dead all the time. Wait till that bitch does die, jokes on her.
Pickle you, cumquat!
What the french, toast?
Donkey, you son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!
I think I may have fucked a leprechaun last night…there’s a green-band around the base of my dick.
*Chodin squints and further inspects.*
False alarm you guys, it’s just the gangrene. Totally cool.
A cuss-free day at FilmDRUNK?
What are you, a fucking homo?
Car Bombs = SMB hating life.
Fuck the Irish
Pauly, you diaper rash-licking Scott Baio sundae.
I resent that comment, Chod. You big meanie.
He can haz hangover bare?
Oh, fidlesticks guys. Goshdurned hippopotamus dooky! And another thing Mr. smart… argh… errrrr… aaaAAAHHHH!!!! SHITOUTTA CUNT FUCKING COCK DRIZZLE PUSSY FAG ASSHOGGING MOTHERFUCKUPS!!!
Donkey, you licorice whip, bug-zap, dung beetle!
The day that filmDRUNK goes cuss-free is the day that people get shot in my office.
*cough* …my fucking office.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin’ weed, smokin’ wizz, / Doin’ coke, drinkin’ beers, / Drinkin’ beers, beers, beers, / Rollin’ fattys, smokin’ blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin’ blunts and smokin’…
Wow! I didn’t mean to get everyone so wound up.
shiteatingfuckdickspussyfuckers
My mouth taste like the bottom of a bird cage. Green beer is no different than normal beer. That is to say delicious.
This movie looks funny though right?
Do you work in a post office?
/1996 Burnsy in his Skidz and Vision Skateboards t-shirt
Oh, and fuck fuck fuck.
Green beer is no different than normal beer
Green beer makes you shit green. I have pics to prove it.
SMB, quit licking bird cages.
I think Lance pissed out all his funny last night. All mine was beaten out of me as a child.
I can’t watch the trailer. Fucking IT nazi’s and their "appropriate use" issues and "bandwidth" bullshit. Homos.
Quit taking me on dates to the pet store then Pauly.
I can’t be sure i didn’t last night.
Grrrrrrr Black Outs!
Ain’t nuthin like pimpin just don’t quit.
Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch.
sooooooooo, the fucking IT douchebag here wanted me to do his work for him yesterday, I of course said hell no, and now misteriously YouTube and FAceBook are blocked from my computer, and only mine, since everyone else can view them fine. There will be blood.
Sounds like you got ‘puter beef, Son!
Control Alt Delete MoFo!
Youtube, Face, MySpace, Flickr, almost all that shit is blocked, no streaming video… But I am friendly to the IT trolls. I take them bowling and let them win. So far, I can still FDrunk. <crosses fingers>
I can fuckdrunk all I want.
Bex – ALWAYS kiss the IT guy’s ass. It’s the first rule of the office dweller. You should know that.
fuckdrunk + whiskey dick = me punching hole in the wall while she finishes herself (again)
Jellybean Tempo Monk :(
I see NSFW tags and I laugh. Titties in my office, son.
Howdy
CRAP- You have any video of her finishing herself again?
What? I’m curious.
Well SMB, this one was a hoggin little chunk that liked to stick fruit up her ass. A video of a dog taking a shit would probably work better for ya.
Had a perfect Glenn moment earlier SS.
How much for the dog vid?
I want you to take my head……..off.
Head………off.
Fuck this. Early
bluntlunch.Howdy
hola you fuckn bastards
Did I mention Howdy?
What’s with the double posting lately?
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
I’m not cursing until further notice.
I’m not jizzing in the popcorn butter dispenser at the local movie house until further notice.
*Kicks Chodin’s mother out the front door while she’s still half in, half out her St. Patrick’s outfit from last night. “And don’t bother trying to call me!”*
Oh, hey fellas. What’s the good word?
I’m not eating popcorn witn butter at the local movie house
until further noticeever again.I wanna see that tropic thunder movie it looks bad ass
Howdy Stone. I’m only responding because you seem desperate for attention.
*Chodin bends it like Beckham and kicks his own mother up through the posts of the kitchen window, back at Bryce.*
GOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bex, I don;t think I’ll be seeing Tropic Thunder, because if I’ve learned one thing over the years it’s that a buff Ben Stiller = unfunny.
Sorry peeps. Work is kickin’ a bohonk’s ASS today. Double posting and spelling mistakes are the new black tar heroin. All the kids are doing it.
I feel ya’ JHC. Sometimes getting Vegas Hustla’d just isn’t worth the price of spell checking.
That’s not entirely true Jack!. He was pretty funny in Dodgeball. Wait, no. The "Mac" kid was funnier than him in that. Carry on.
i kinda enjoyed dodgeball, and that movie where ben stiller is the coach at fat camp is quite funny too
Holy Dickpunches! Yesterday was Jack Burton’s birthday!
Who?
Jack Burton. Me.
Happy belated Birthday Mr. Earp.
Howdy Stone. I’m only responding because you seem desperate for attention.
Finally! Someone who gets me.
alright guys, if any of you cock-lickers are ever in vegas and happen to find yourselves in the elevator of m&m world and smell ‘urine’; you’re welcome!
hey stone did glen try any horrible irish accents or phrases this st. patricks day?
hey stone did glen try any horrible irish accents or phrases this st. patricks day?
Holy shit – I was fully expecting it ALL day, but miraculously, no. This was a first. Everytime someone mentioned St. Patrick’s Day, I was cringing in anticipation.
Kudos for supreme awareness of the hell I operate in here.
wwbd: That was you?! Son of a bitch…
*Shouts at Chodin’s mom as she walks down the block looking for a bus stop, “Call me!”*
Yesterday, I saw primary school age kids at the 7-11 with no green on so I punched them in the balls. That’s what you’re supposed to do right? That’s what everybody did to me when I was a kid.
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