Capcom released the cast list for the Street Fighter movie, telling us basically what we already knew:
Michael Clarke Duncan as Balrog
Kristin Kreuk as Chun Li
Taboo from Black Eyed Peas/The Scream as Vega
Rick Yune as Gen
Chris Klein as Nash
Little known fact: Taboo got his nickname as a result of his face being illegal in twelve states. The only new news today is that Neal McDonough will play M. Bison – the role that killed Raúl Julia back in ’94.
Today I thought I’d say something nice about this movie, and… well, it’s probably better than having tumors in your face.
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That guy hardly looks bizarre at all.
You know what’s twice as bad as tumors? That’s right-fourmors.
FIST!
Thread dursted.
So who all’s voting for the jungle bunny?
I hate whitey too, so he’s a natural choice for me.
Fergie from Black Eyed Peas will be playing a syphillitic whore.
BTW the little fat kid in Drillbit Taylor is an asshole. Go sell him some coke.
The only idea better than making a new Street Fighter movie is to not make a new fucking Street Fighter movie.
Is Burnsy’s avatar Obama’s wife?
Neal McD’s actually pretty hot (for a blond guy… except his eyes kinda freak me out), so he will only help this movie.
Good Morning Chodin. Got any weed?
Neal McDonough’s face is so gay.
Duke, let me check my asshole.
*Pulls out FIST, dog bone, ship in a bottle, guts…etc.*
Nope.
Kneel McDonut’s face is glazed.
Damn it! Guess I’ll have to grow some in my hat.
Sorry guys, Pluto Nash is on.
Neal McDonough’s face is blasphemous.
IT’S NOT A TOO-MUH!
Dor sho gha! Wasn’t this yIntagh assimilated by the Borg?
Pluto Nash is on my best movies ever list, after Citizen Kane and right before Howard THe Duck. Speaking of "Kane", anybody got any blow?
I’ve got sugar, Duke. Brown and powdered…choose wisely.
BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(for Duke not bringin’ the funny today)
Give the guy some blow and some smoke for God sake!
Neal McDonough’s face looks like the inside of a football helmet.
Anbody got some insulin? My fucking pancreas wants a goddamn hit!
Neal McDonough looks like Kelp from Pluto Nash.
So, Pluto Nash is Axel Foley?
and he saved the golden child
Achnell…? Achwell…
Neal McDonough looks like a handsome retarded kid.
Neal McDonough always plays douches in movies. I dont trust him, with his Boys from Brazil Eyes.
Neal McDonough’s fake smile is better than my real smile.
8=D;(
sad winking face with a dick on top.
And, of course, he has a web page. He played Snoopy. Wow
[nealmcdonough.bravepages.com];
I would so give Neal McDonough a dye job (“DJ” for all you hoodrats out there).
Neal McDonough’s face looks like it’s made of Play-doh and his hair is made of Owen Wilson pubes.
NICE EARS SPOCK!
Michael Clarke Duncan as “That Guy With Three First Names”.
This movie will be awesome, only because Sexman is going to review it and his review will include the phrase hunk of shit. Just like that his rep will be restored and we can all live happily ever after.
Neal McDonough’s left ear is frowning :(
His eyes look like Ryu fireballs.
God needs to turn down the contrast on Neal McDonough’s forehead.
He’s just so…. Aryan. Makes me want to populate the world with perfect blonde-haired/blue-eyed babies with him.
Neal McDonough is Hilter’s "Dream Girl".
Neal McDonough should stick some muppet eyes on his chin and start acting upside down.
Mpphoo–mpphrrrr…You know what’s messed up? It seems this Rick Yune fellow, a certified Asian badass, is all set to star in Uwe Boll’s Alone In The Dark 2.
Here’s what’s wrong with that. Alone In The Dark 2. Also, Rick Yune plays Edward Carnby. Christian Slater’s character from the first film. So now he’s suddenly Asian. Also, Christian Slater turned down a role. Oh bother.
Neal McDonough is his own bobble head doll.
Neal McDonough looks like he just scratched his balls and sniffed his fingers, and he was satisfied with the smell.
What’s wrong with that?
Neal McDonough’s chin looks like the “bulge” from every underwear advertisement, ever.
Neal’s also up for the title role in the remake of The Crow.
Neal McDonough looks like he just heard about his girlfriend’s miscarriage.
Gary Busey’s mouth laughs at Neal McDonough’s.
Neal McDonough wishes he could stop smiling. Everyday……he wishes.
Neal McDonough jacks off to pictures of himself jacking off.
It looks like someone said "Hey Neal, I heard you blew Michael Clarke Duncan for some free Quizno’s!" and he’s just trying to laugh it off because it’s true.
Neal McDonough wants you to continue this in the next thread.
I must be a huge nerd, but wasn’t Vega Spanish. Why are they getting an asian dude to play him?
And who the fuck are you to tell Asians what they can and can’t do!?
Huh? Answer me you fucking NAZI !!!!