Famous gynecomastia sufferer Simon Cowell is currently in the process of developing a musical biopic with Paramount Pictures. Who will it be about, you might wonder – Mick Jagger? Nikki Sixx? 4 Non Blondes?
The man the world loves to hate is to produce a film about opera singer Paul Potts [Editor's Note – what kind of idiots name their kid "Paul" when they know his last name's going to be "Potts"?], a mobile phone salesman who won the UK show Britain’s Got Talent in 2007 and went onto [sic] sell three million copies of his debut album One Chance. [IGN]
What a brilliant idea! If it makes even half the money From Justin to Kelly made, the producers will be almost negative $4 million dollars richer (seriously though, From Justin to Kelly‘s production budget was $12 million and it grossed less than $5 million worldwide). And that doesn’t even take into account what a looker this guy is.
I know American Idol is popular and all, but let’s be honest, everyone who watches it has Down Syndrome.
I want more like this!
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