SEMI PRO: CREAM OF THE CRAP
03.03.08
Semi-Pro was number one at the Box Office this weekend, grossing just $15 million in an even weaker than expected showing. Overall, it was the lowest-grossing weekend in three months.
The New Line release averaged a decent $4,906 from 3,121 sites but did not match the numbers of the funnyman’s other recent hits like Blades of Glory ($33M), Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ($47M), and Anchorman ($28.4M).
Great, maybe Hollywood will learn something from this. Haha, just kidding of course.
Those were all rated PG-13 allowing the comedian’s teen fans to buy tickets while Semi-Pro carried the more restrictive R which most likely affected ticket sales. It was the lowest gross for a number one film since Jodie Foster’s The Brave One which debuted to $13.5M last September. [Source]
Oh right, it was Rated R – that must be it. Here I was thinking the poor showing had something to do with a script that looks like it came from the reject pile of Ferrell’s last four sports movies, or possibly the insipid marketing campaign, or maybe the 15 different taglines that all managed to include the word "Fro". Nope! Obviously it failed because 15-year-olds can’t get tickets to R-Rated movies – I mean, that’s like trying to divide by zero or finding a word that rhymes with orange. If they’d only hired some movie ticket salesmen as airport security, 9/11 probably would’ve never happened.

I want to smack the smug right off Wills face.
i dont care what anyone else says, that movie was ab-fro-lutely amazing (hah!)
(checks watch) Okay – we’re coming up on the point in Will’s career arc where he starts thinking he’s much more than just a comedian and wants to focus more on ACTING. So, he’s going to start slipping off the radar just about…………………..now.
Forgot – whorange rhymes with orange by the way. It’s Lohan’s skin color.
I think all movies should be rated R so I don’t have to put up with any kids being in the theatre.
Plus if no kids were ever allowed into movies you could tease them that you had seen the new Muppet movie or whatnot and they hadn’t…
*(Are kids still into Muppets or is it all Pokemon now? Whatever, fuck them.)
The French chick with the bush who won that Oscar thinks your 9/11 comment is bullshit.
I enjoy kids being in the theater because adults usually don’t stare when i wave my penis at them anymore, and i do enjoy a captive audience…well one that i don’t actually have captive in my cellar, you know?
Many celebrities are interested in it. They are discussing it on millionairefriends.com. It’s a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people.
BTW why do scientists say that the people who visit this site will all be dead in 3 years? Is reading your conent giving us brain cancer, Lance?!
Does this movie need more cowbell? Is that what it’s lacking? No, I thought not.
Will Farrel is to comedy what Colin Farrel is to porn.
You know when a little kids learns a lame fucking joke that you courtesy laugh at once, but they tell it again and again until you end up hitting them in the gut with a bat (accidentally) so they’ll just shut the fuck up? Ya? That = Will Ferrel.
see america?, this is why allah hates you
this movie was un-fro-gettable (haha!)
I love how all the press releases for this were saying the only Will Farrell movie that grossed less was Stranger Than Fiction. That’s also one of his best movies, so I don’t exactly know what they’re trying to prove by mentioning it.
Semi-Pro was number one at the Box Office this weekend
Number one means pee-pee… Hee-hee.