SEAN FARIS WILL FIGHT YOU, BOOKS
03.14.08
Never Back Down star Sean Faris was recently interviewed by Lanie Barron of The Seaholm Highlander, a high school newspaper in Birmingham, Michigan. I hope Lanie’s okay, because Faris sounds dangerously hardcore.
"I don’t have any fear or insecurity of anyone who wants to approach me and start something," added the self-assured actor. "I will happily defend myself. When they see that I have no fear, they’re like, ‘what have I gotten myself into?’"
Omg, run for your lives he’s a male model! Of course, his confidence isn’t limited to the octagon bars where Paris Hilton hangs out.
Sean is also in the middle of producing his own independent film, The Glass Eye, a film he feels especially passionate about. "It’s phenomenal. Sean Penn will sit down and watch that movie and say, ‘Damn, that was a good movie.’ I’m doing those to gain respect."
Wow, Sean, you’re a really cool guy. What can high school kids do to be like you?
"I don’t recommend going to college if you want to be an actor… If you want to be an actor the thing you need to do is go to classes in LA and go take the college of life."
Apparently, classes at "the college of life" involve modeling and Michael Bay movies. I think they should add a new Oscar category for keeping it real and give the award to Sean Faris, seeing as how he keeps it so real. They could set up a bookshelf next to the podium and when they announce his award, Faris could smash through it in a yellow Hummer and then jump out and do that WWE crotch gesture thingie and be all like "Suck it, books!" And then he’d headbutt the presenter and leave the stage with Disturbed playing – OOO WHA AH AH A!
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I’m thinking about coppin’ a squat outside a theater that’s playing the premier for "Never Back Down" with a flask of Beam and my tactical baton.
You just know
someone’sthis fag’s gonna feel froggy walking out of that bastard, and I’ve had a bad week.I like what he said. And I hope that "looking like I have no fear" so that the assailant gets worried about what he got himself into is his only plan. Because, pre-thought out plans always seem to work out so well in a real life fight, don’t they?
I like looking at him. But does he have to speak?
I almost got into a bar fight last night, but the fact that I
have no feartold him that I can smell his pussy and he doesn’t want Pauly to knock him out and shit in his mouth was good enough.Coinky-Dinkely, that was the same bar that almost 2 years to the date, I took out some guys eye.
Congrats Sean! You just made my "Must punch in the face if i ever see you in public list".
Rosie odonnell- You’re safe. For now.
Well, at least he’s telling the drama club kids not to go to fucking college so they can annoy the shit out of everyone else at parties then graduate and continue waiting tables while bitching about their student loans. And I’m not just saying that because his chest is making me say nice things. GRRRR BAD FINANCIAL PLANNING!
He is so ask for an ass kicking. I predict, we will see something about him getting a big bodyguard, or beat down, real soon
*Pauly flexes biceps*
You guys want "The Lullaby" or "The Bed-Time Story".
I always take my "handicapped parking" symbol with me when I go to bars. I have it on a chain around my neck. Someone tries to start shit, and BAM…whip out that MoFo and he’s done. Then he asks me if I want a drink. Apparently, they aren’t adverse to date raping the handy capped at gay bars.
Pretty sure the College of Life consists of "Dong Sucking 101" and "A2M – Does it make you a better actor or singer?"
This guy really wants to get into fights. Every single interview he’s like "If people want to fight me, bring it on!"
In reality his response to getting into a fight would most likely be crying and pleading "Not in the face, please. I’ll suck your COCK!!!"
Seriously, I’m not one of those "I’m so tough" guys, but if I saw this dick in a bar, I’d fucking choke him out from behind, and fuck up his face while he was out.
HAHAHA I said Dong. wheee
This guy has to be a thumb-puncher. I don’t think lack of fear can make up for ass kicking ability. All he’s saying is that he’s not afraid to get fucked up.
I’m going with JHC to the theater.
I don’t have any fear or insecurity of anyone who wants to approach me and start something.
How do you have insecurity of someone?
Does Sean Penn know he’s about to get date raped by this dude? Shhh it’ll be our secret
All you cocksuckers are gonna be so sorry you ever fucked with this kid. He’s on the fast track to being the most powerful man in Hollywood. He’ll have you all killed.
He’s not afraid to get into a fight. As long as it’s a thumb fight. Or a water fight. Or a pillow fight.
Let’s get readddddddddddy, to EXFOLIATE!!!
This is just like the time I watched American Ninja. I went to school the next day thinking I was a bad ass for having watched it. Apparently Jared Christensen watched it more than once.
I like how he says "I will happily defend myself"
That gives me a nice mental picture of him lying on the floor in the fetal position smiling as people kick his ribs.
SLOUGH SLOUGH SLOUGH SLOUGH!
I guess he could be allowed into our Pillow Fight Club provided he doesn’t speak and brings some delicious snack cakes or beverages. Or try to suck our dongs. On account of the second rule of pillow fight club is we don’t have dongs.
Yeah, I think he’s having a hard time seperating ‘reality’ from ‘acting’. Just because you played a pilot doesn’t mean you can actually land a plane (exception John Travolta).
Isn’t that like Travolta, always fucking up my theories (and not calling after he promises to…)
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
I just realized that my headline could be interpreted as being addressed to books. Like, "Look out, books, Sean Faris just called you the fuck out."
I just realized that my headline could be interpreted as being addressed to books. Like, "Look out, books, Sean Faris just called you the fuck out."
That’s kinda what I thought, but i’m dumb and it seemed plausible.
He could share in a pillow fight night. But only if he is mute the whole time.
And naked. And brings protection.
We all know that the pen is mightier than the sword. What Lance pre-supposes is, maybe it isn’t…
Michelle – I would need some assurances that he wouldn’t be able to speak before I’d consider letting him in. Ball-gag or duct tape or drugs rendering him unconscious would have to be written into his contract. Actually, why don’t we just strip erswi down, he’s already in and I’m sure he looks just as good. Bonus – he doesn’t say stupid things (yet).
Why do the pretty ones always have to be so dumb?
This kid really is begging for a clown fucking and not just because he copied my ab work out.
Who needs books when you have beach muscles?! Fags! Let all do pushups in the middle of the street!
He knows that no one will whoop his ass cause beating up the gays is a hate-crime.
see also: I’ve jacked off to every Sniper movie in existance.
There is something scary about an Abercrombie model wanting to ‘wrestle’. He would insist on doing so in a kiddie pool filled with baby oil, maybe creamed corn.
Alright, either guy, just as long as there’s a ball gag involved. Shhhh don’t speak Erswi. Eib, by protection you meant roofies yeah?
and not just because he copied my ab work out.
Well, he’s no Ryan Reynolds…
I mean..
GRRRR…….BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU!
Who is this little shit? I’ve seen tougher used condoms.
There’s nothing wrong with getting naked and wrestling another man, perhaps on a bears skin rug…
What?! GRRRRRR SLACK-JAWED FAGGOTS!!!!
Who is this little shit? I’ve seen tougher
used condomswomen named Sean.PS: ‘skin rug’ is a gay slang term for ‘scrotum’…
"Look out, books, Sean Faris just called you the fuck out."
LET THE NOVELS HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE NOVELS HIT THE FLOOR
PS: ‘skin rug’ is a gay slang term for
‘scrotum’…Burt Reynolds’ faceI hear this guy pushes over Port-o-Johns in his spare time.
LET THE POTTIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE POTTIES HIT THE FLOOR!
Is this little cockmunch Anna’s brother? Cuz I might cunt-punch her just out of spite if he is. Then again, do I need a reason?
I bet the ‘books’ section of his Myspace page reads "lol, books r 4 fagets"
I hear this guy pushed over small terrier dogs…
LET THE SCOTTIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE SCOTTIES HIT THE FLOOR.
I heard he also likes to go around refugee sites kicking over tents.
LET THE HOVELS HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE HOVELS HIT THE FLOOR
As Santa Clause cuts up his list after checking it twice
LET THE NAUGHTIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE NAUGHTIES HIT THE FLOOR!
Take that, Virginia.
Dalmations are also a target
LET THE SPOTTIES HIT THE FLOOR,LET THE SPOTTIES HIT THE FLOOR!
Who is this little shit? I’ve seen tougher used condoms.
I’ve shit tougher condoms. Wait, what?
He looks like he works out.
DO PILATES ON THE FLOOR! DO PILATES ON THE FLOOR!
As are British adjectives
LET THE SODDIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE SODDIES HIT THE FLOOR!
He learned the hard way that sports cars cars don’t fly
MASERATIS HIT THE FLOOR, MASERATIS HIT THE FLOOR!
He’s a fan of Virigina’s politicians
SENATOR TODDY HAS THE FLOOR! SENATOR TODDY HAS THE FLOOR!
I think he was a janitor in the children’s ward
LET THE SNOTTIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE SNOTTIES HIT THE FLOOR
He fights dry, shallow middle-eastern riverbeds
LET THE WADIS HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE WADIS HIT THE FLOOR!
Sean Faris stumbles his way through an Italian Bakery
THE BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR, THE BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR!
He finds it amusing to push Paul Hogan and Nicole Kidman down stairs…
LET THE AUSSIES HIT THE FLOOR!! LET THE AUSSIES HIT THE FLOOR!!
He beat the crap out of a famous Piper and a famous McDowell
LET THE RODDYS HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE RODDYS HIT THE FLOOR!
Okay everyone, I linked a picture near the bottom of the post. Please look at it.
He throws dead people off his balcony onto the homeless people who live below him.
LET THE BODIES HIT THE POOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE POOR!
Is that picture turning me gay?
CAUSE I ODDLY WANT SOME MORE, CAUSE I ODDLY WANT SOME MORE!
I’m scared, Vance.
Hold me.
He also fights Islamic extremists waging holy wars
THE JIHADIS HIT THE FLOOR! THE JIHADIS HIT THE FLOOR!
…aaaaand I’m out. Have a good weekend Drunkards.
Okay everyone, I linked a picture near the bottom of the post
Lance, how did you get your hands on my last birffday’s pics? See people, this is why I cry.
Galactus’ retarded cousin?
He’s a big proponent of Ireland giving fertilizer to protestant Northern Ireland.
LET THE PRODDIES HAVE MANURE. LET THE PRODDIES HAVE MANURE!
Jeez Vance, is that you?!?
I linked a picture near the bottom of the post. Please look at it.
That girl scares me, but I’d hit it.
AFTER CHUGGING ALL THAT COORS, AFTER CHUGGING ALL THAT COORS!
Is she gesturing the size of her bacon bits towards the camera?
That dude is awesome. I don’t care for his shirt though.
Kind of fem for my tastes
He enjoys letting birds from New South Wales eat his entire Kit Kat
LET THE BOOBIES EAT ALL FOUR! LET THE BOOBIES EAT ALL FOUR!
That is the scariest invitation to the vagina Ive ever seen
That is the scariest invitation to the vagina Ive ever seen
That’s not an invitation. She’s channeling it’s gravitational pull! Run!
Then he could jump out and do that WWE crotch gesture thingie and be all like "Suck it, books!"
You Moos sure know how to party!!!
His imdb page says he graduated from modeling school
big liar, he is educated
He got arrested for sleeping in the London Underground because he
LET THE BOBBIES HEAR HIM SNORE, LET THE BOBBIES HEAR HIM SNORE!
Oh how I have missed you Jacktion.
Either he waxes his body hair or that chick has some small tits.
He got kicked out of camp for forgetting the chocolate and
marshmallows for the S’mores marshmallows for the S’mores
(it wasn’t good enough for all caps)
Michelle, you were a girl scout, werent you?
Yeah, "hovel" totally doesn’t rhyme with "bodies".
NO EXPERTISE AT THIS PUN WAR, NO EXPERTISE AT THIS PUN WAR
He is still breastfed and enjoys seconds even though he has to
BEG HIS MOMMY FOR SOME MORE! BEG HIS MOMMY FOR SOME MORE!
I grew up with insecurites and no father figure.
CAUSE MY MOMMY IS A WHORE, *sobbing* CAUSE….MY MOMMY… IS.. A WHORE!
Aw man, I was about to use the pun war one!
With that body, he looks like he’s never eaten carbs in his life. He should buy
MANICOTTI AT THE STORE, MANICOTTI AT THE STORE!
Pauly, don’t cry, your mom is more than a whore, she is a pro. In fact, she sucked me off so much that
MY DICK IS KINDA SORE! MY DICK IS KINDA SORE!
This guy stands for everything I believe in!
HE EMBODIES WHAT I’M FOR, HE EMBODIES WHAT I’M FOR!
Paris Hilton needs Valtrex Cause
her vagina has a sore! her vagina has a sore!
I remember the day when my Dad left to get some ciggs and..
NEVER CAME BACK FROM THE STORE, NEVER CAME BACK FROM THE STORE!
I did it all wrong. I lose
I saw this guy practicing the crane kick on a post at the old pier. He
LEARNS KARATE AT THE SHORE, LEARNS KARATE AT THE SHORE!
I heard he dress like a storm trooper and
PRTENDS THAT HE’S IN STAR WARS. PRTENDS THAT HE’S IN STAR WARS.
That was her vagina I thought it was an Ass pimple
James Brown doesn’t know karate, but he knows how to
USE KA-RAZY ON A WHORE, USE KA-RAZY ON A WHORE
He got an STD and needed a penicillin injection because of all the hookers he banged. He
GOT A SHOT BECAUSE OF WHORES, GOT A SHOT BECAUSE OF WHORES!
He has a mild allergy to mold. It only bothers him when the
AIR HAS GOT A LOT OF SPORES, AIR HAS GOT A LOT OF SPORES!
Off-topic Cultural Awareness Quiz?
Um…is it unhealthy to know that Elizabeth and Anthony got engaged on For Better or For Worse?
http://www.fborfw.com/strip_fix/archives/003038.php
He doesn’t know how to pronounce words properly, but REALLY doesn’t want Johnny Depp to make another movie based on a theme park ride
NO PIRATES NUMBER 4! NO PIRATES NUMBER 4!
I came back for that?
Pun wars are like heroin.
EVERYBODY WANTS SOME MORE, EVERYBODY WANTS SOME MORE!
He may be against books, but I know he has a soft spot for Poe
QUOTH THE RAVEN NEVER MORE, QUOTH THE RAVEN NEVER MORE!
I came back for that?
YES IT’S WHAT YOU CAME BACK FOR, YES IT’S WHAT YOU CAME BACK FOR!
He wanted a famous singer in his house but couldn’t fit
PAVAROTTI THROUGH THE DOOR! PAVAROTTI THROUGH THE DOOR!
That’s the last fucking time Lanie Barron scoops me.
Lance, I implore you to post something new….
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! i CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I used to fantasize about Ponch from CHiPs. I’ve had dreams
ABOUT ESTRADA ON ALL FOURS, ABOUT ESTRADA ON ALL FOURS!
I was on with leather a few weeks ago, and the post was about a guy who used to play basketball for the Minnesota Timberwolves. I got way off topic and Ufford threatened to kick me out. I believe his exact words were
GUGLIOTTA OR THE DOOR, GUGLIOTTA OR THE DOOR!
We need something new
PUN WARS ARE A BORE, PUN WARS ARE A BORE!
A rare sports reference from Jacktion on that one.
I was not kidding, Lance. Or SMB
And a not so rare third person reference.
SMB – Get some rhythm, then criticize me.
I think you guys might need to have a dance off. They are not just for saving rec centers.
They could have a pillow fight as part of the opening act for… you know… later.
A pants off, Dance off?
I’m just saying that the line "Let the bodies hit the floor" has seven syllables, while "pun wars are a bore" clocks in at a disappointing five. You don’t need to adhere to the rhyme scheme, but at least learn the beats!
Yes to all!! Let the cartooons beginnnnnnnnn…………….
A no-pants pillow fight… it’s gonna be a fun night, PFC ladies. I’ll bring the wine.
Well, I see where this thread is going. I guess…..
I’LL JUST GOOGLE ME SOME PORN, I’LL JUST GOOGLE ME SOME PORN!
In that banner pic, Sean looks like he’s fake peeing just to look at the cock on the guy in the next urinal.
Jack- Were you at Body English on Wednesday? You would have so gotten served.
Wait, did you mean lyrically?
It looks like you did. My bad.
Jack you were the alley to my oop on the durst. Nice.
this post has dursted like be-fo, this post has dursted like be-fo!
I WANT A LAP DANCE FROM SOME HOES, I WANT A LAP DANCE FROM SOME HOES!
Okay everyone, I linked a picture near the bottom of the post. Please look at it.
What’s sad is I think I know that girl. Or I am that girl. Uh, I mean uh, me… the Hulk.
…Dammit. Stupid fake user names.
SHOULD BE LOGGING OUT BEFORE, SHOULD BE LOGGING OUT BEFORE.
Me too.
Friday night happy hour, 2 for 1 dances.
I was going to make a pencil fighting joke and then top it off with a bunch of No Fear t-shirt jokes, but I had to go get a haircut instead of being here for this thread. So I’m nominating this whole damn thread because…
MY HAIR WAS ON THE FLOOR, MY HAIR WAS ON THE FLOOR
Hey Pauly, not to be a bitch or anything ‘cuz I got… well, nothing to contribute to this pun war, but I think "whores" woulda been better than "hoes" given the initial material we all had to work with. I’m just sayin’.
I’ll be getting that fa-sho, I’ll be getting that fa-sho!
Sorry Al, but Strippers prefer ‘hoes’ over ‘whores’.
It’s tough to beat. The deal i mean. Not my dong.
I’m off to see this cool MMA movie i heard about. Peace pillow biters.
It’s pillow fighters. DUH.
*incoming transmission*
The Mighty Fek’lhr had the qovlpathiest day at work. At least He has His Klingon Shakespeare books to comfort Him!
/flips through a few pages
/tosses book across room!
KLINGON SHAKESPEARE’S SUCH A BORE! KLINGON SHAKESPEARE’S SUCH A BORE!
*end transmission*
qovlpathiest? While I am not sure what that is, somehow I think that best describes my day at work. And it isn’t over yet!
Yeah well my boss just looked at me, eyebrow raised, and said "you can stay late tonight, right?" If not for my being an hour late this morning, I would have thought he was suggesting something other than "work"…
qovlpathiest-When Kahless hates you and makes you gargle a 5 gallon bucket of his Gah/Taco Bell/Grapenuts diarrhea, it is like that.
Buit he raised his eyebrow, right? That can only mean one thing. And to top it all off, now you are going to be late to the pillow fight.
The Mighty Fek’lhr is concerned that "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" and "Oh wha ha ah ha!" might be getting a little played out here on Filmdrunk. He suggests that we add this one to the rotation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EHFhc3BUms
Thanks for the description, Fek. That is pretty much how I had it figured.
"I will happily defend myself. When they see that I have no fear, they’re like, ‘what have I gotten myself into?’"
So says the little bitch after He sodomizes the tahQeq with
BLOODThe Eiffel Tower. Dor sho gha! That little cunt in the banner pic is about as intimidating as a guy in aKlingonGreen Arrow costume.The Mighty Fek’lhr would like to give that little shit’s uneducated ass this tip:
You don’t have to feel fear to be picking your teeth up off the ground while The Mighty One urinates on your domestic partner.
Nice! Not to toot my own horn but how about this one…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5ZZbtev_dU
Fek, you forgot about Saliva’s "Click, Click, BOOM!"
QAPLAH! Someone posted the video of The Mighty One kicking Faris’ ass!!!
http://tinyurl.com/ytqsed
Much better song about seven words:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-rjzfj9UOg&feature=related
HAHA! I almost posted Bring the Noise.
Shit, Fuck, Satan, Death, Sex, Drugs, Rape
That’s going to be on my Hallmark card for my Mother. Her B-day is next week.
Do you know what is really disturbing about that "WWE crotch gesture" pic? The Mighty Fek’lhr can’t figure out how Lance got pics of His wedding?
That can’t be your wedding. I imagine your wedding with a Star Trek theme, and the Priest would be Dooter’s Dad.
How come she’s looking at me like I’m a fucking Cheeseburger in that pic?
How come she’s looking at me like I’m
afuckingCheeseburgerHamburglar in that pic?Fixed! QAPLAH!
The banner pic is sooooooo homoerotic. The kind of pose Ryan Reynolds used to do. Sean, please pull your pants up. We can almost see your vagina.
Why does it look like Alien is about to burst out of his gall bladder?
That’s simple, Al. Because it IS!!
Haha, take THAT Fairy Faris!
Incidentally, I’m very sad that I missed the pun war…but the pillow fight is still on, right?
At least it was a Civil pun war
When it comes to pun wars, Jacktion! is a 5 star General. *****
I don’t know how he does it.
On Topic:
Did someone kick Sean Faris’s dick in?
That’s it? 200 years of American culture has come to blood table tennis with glandular cases in orange jumpsuits?
That sounds about right.
Okay, Ladies. PFC? Anyone, anyone?
Empty pillow case :(
*Pauly in drag, says in high pithced voice*
I’m ready!
I lied! My pillow case is not empty! It is full of KY and lots of fresh batteries. Tuck your junk and get ready!
Hey, Paulette. Something is fishy here. I think it is the high pithced voice.
I said "fishy". I set em up, you knock em down.
3 posts in a row. Not sad at all.
*Pauly returns in regular regular clother but forgets make up is still on*
Sup? Someone say “fishsticks”?
Regular regular clother? You have a pretty mouth. Squeal like a pig!
Sorry, the ‘n’ in “clothen” suffers from ED shrinkage
I, however, suffer from stupidity.
Plus my proof reader, Pedro, got deported.
Well, it’s lucky for you that I have some Viagra and my cleaning lady, Maria, in my pillow case! Let’s dance!
Paulette?
*deep in space loud, rumbling belly laughter is heard*
The Humble Chino made The Mighty Fek’lhr laugh? I don’t know what to do with myself. Oh wait, yes I do! I know just what to do with myself!
*Pauly glances in mirror, seen make-up*
Well it’s oavious that I was looking to get more than my cover blown.
Paulina needs Pedro! VOTE FOR PEDRO!
Just fuckin’ with ya. I love Pauly!
Vote for Swordfish…
(as biggest wate of money ever invened)
GRRRRR starving CHILDREN!!!!!
or invented
I may be drunk as a cunt…
oooh! A man with bunny ears. Step into my lair. I mean,
MILK AND COOKIES!
I’ll find another quick. Trust me. I can recruit at any hot dog stand, jewlery shop, tire shop, check cashing place. Here, it’s all one building.
When it comes to pun wars, Jacktion! is a 5 star General. *****
I don’t know how he does it.
And to think, my mom said that making puns would never get me any respect in the world. IN YOUR FACE, MOM! I guess we know why I’m still alive, and you’re not!
i love swordfish. Goes well with fava beans and a nice chianti.
I would fuck Sean in the ass and spin him around like a Faris wheel.
Jamaican Jack! says IN YOUR FACE, MON!
I would beat the crap out of this guy and break his jaw. All the saliva would just come pouring out of his mouth, and he wouldn’t go to work because he’d be so emabarrassed. They could make a movie about it called Faris Drooler’s Day Off.
I wanna put a pin-wheel in my dick hole and have him blow me.
See! I can’t do shit right.
That has got to be it for the Faris pun, right? You must be so em-farised.
IT’S NOT FARIS!
I will kill this guy, bury him, and then plant elms on top of him so you won’t know he’s there, because you can’t see the Faris for the trees.
Oh, and Chino, I was out of Faris puns until you challenged me like that. Nobody calls me out, and gets away with it.
Well, all is Faris in love and war.
THis douche looks at his reflection everyday and says, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the Faris of them all?"
There’s no end as FARIS JackSEAN! is concerned.
FUCK!
Faris is a tough one to pun.
Oh well, I don’t caris.
Sorry ’bout that.
They should build a land bridge between Alaska and Russia and name it after this guy:
The Faristhmus.
Yeah, I went there. Don’t make me bust an archipelago joke out on your ass!
Faris is all man. That’s why he made sweet sweet love to my Strata Chocolata that time….
Roger Maris > Faris > Arli$$
Guys, I hate to tell you that I have to leave, and I can’t ever comment on FilmDrunk again.
Remember, we’ll always have Faris.
1 thread
2 pun wars
I want to fuck myself sooooooo bad.
Ok, I’m busted. Jack! you are the winner. I should have known better. I will never hariss you again.
That was supposed to be a pun (harass) I told you, I’m busted.
This dude has an underground lair, and the only way he knows what’s going on above the ground is by looking through his Fariscope.
I cant keep up. I comment in slo-moSEAN.
no?
Does he have a karis-ene lantern?
I have a colony of super-intelligent worms that live in my digestive tract, and they give me the power to make all these puns. They’re intestinal Faristes.
Farisites.
Fuck.
I’m going to bed.
I love maris-chino cherries.
Hey! I used the pun plus Chino! Yay me.
It put’s the loSEAN on it’s skin, FARIS it gets the hose again!
Fuck.
I’m going to bed
Ok, I’ll meet you there. I’m taking off my under-waris.
Pauly returns in drag*
Check under my dress, FARIS no panties.
Did everyone go to bed?
Oh nevermind, I just caught up on the comments. Seems you did. Together. Fuckers.
Fuck. I’m still in drag.
Pauly, serious question – you saw No Country?
Not yet.
Don’t shoot me, please.
Oh for fuck sakes. I figured you guys had already beaten the dead horse of the ending to death already. Nevermind then. Once again, no help at all. Are ya at least drinkin’ with me?
(and yes maybe I am a little drunk, because I did’t realize until re-reading my comment that it is indeed difficult to beat that which is already dead to death. God I suck)
Seagram 7 and tea. Pacifico.
Disgusting yet ingtriguing. Do you have a newsletter I might subscribe to?
Way to pooch the screw.
Not yet. I need to hire another proof reader.
If that was in reference to something in the last page about Maria, I’m not going back to check. Is your av a pic of you? Because that’s kinda what I’m imagining you look like right now. Are you telling me to peace out or giving me the finger?
No, just refering to a comment above.
Yes, that’s me. Taking a shit. Giving it hell.
i just sat the mist, and i loved it, awesome movie and perfect ending i give it 4 snaps in a circle
A BEXMAN FILM!
That wasn’t the Stephen King adaptation you’re talking about is it? God, I hope not. And I hope you "saw" it, rather than "sat" on it.
i saw it and it was awesome, and it was the stephen king adaptation
Blarg!
You guys wernt like havin a convo or anything where ya?
Al is drinking wine.
If u make me go to bed I"ll curse you"re mother
Fuck this! Means defeat.
WE CAN FIND SOME GUYS JUST LIKE HIM IN THE WealthyCupid.c o m
I want to fuck rony.
Lucky rony. Who is he?
Can I bum a smoke off someone?
FUCK MIKE!
Um, I guess that was a bit redundant. Yeah sure here, have a smoke.
new up on saturday :O
Thanks.
I hate starting a new work week.
LET THE MONDAY END NOW, LET THE MONDAY END NOW
The U.S. Armed Forces are determined little bastards
WILL OSAMA HIDE SOME MORE? WILL OSAMA HIDE SOME MORE?