03.14.08 SEAN FARIS WILL FIGHT YOU, BOOKS
Never Back Down star Sean Faris was recently interviewed by Lanie Barron of The Seaholm Highlander, a high school newspaper in Birmingham, Michigan. I hope Lanie’s okay, because Faris sounds dangerously hardcore.
"I don’t have any fear or insecurity of anyone who wants to approach me and start something," added the self-assured actor. "I will happily defend myself. When they see that I have no fear, they’re like, ‘what have I gotten myself into?’"
Omg, run for your lives he’s a male model! Of course, his confidence isn’t limited to the octagon bars where Paris Hilton hangs out.
Sean is also in the middle of producing his own independent film, The Glass Eye, a film he feels especially passionate about. "It’s phenomenal. Sean Penn will sit down and watch that movie and say, ‘Damn, that was a good movie.’ I’m doing those to gain respect."
Wow, Sean, you’re a really cool guy. What can high school kids do to be like you?
"I don’t recommend going to college if you want to be an actor… If you want to be an actor the thing you need to do is go to classes in LA and go take the college of life."
Apparently, classes at "the college of life" involve modeling and Michael Bay movies. I think they should add a new Oscar category for keeping it real and give the award to Sean Faris, seeing as how he keeps it so real. They could set up a bookshelf next to the podium and when they announce his award, Faris could smash through it in a yellow Hummer and then jump out and do that WWE crotch gesture thingie and be all like "Suck it, books!" And then he’d headbutt the presenter and leave the stage with Disturbed playing - OOO WHA AH AH A!
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SEAN FARIS WILL FIGHT YOU, BOOKS
I’m thinking about coppin’ a squat outside a theater that’s playing the premier for "Never Back Down" with a flask of Beam and my tactical baton.
You just know
someone’sthis fag’s gonna feel froggy walking out of that bastard, and I’ve had a bad week.I like what he said. And I hope that "looking like I have no fear" so that the assailant gets worried about what he got himself into is his only plan. Because, pre-thought out plans always seem to work out so well in a real life fight, don’t they?
I like looking at him. But does he have to speak?
I almost got into a bar fight last night, but the fact that I
have no feartold him that I can smell his pussy and he doesn’t want Pauly to knock him out and shit in his mouth was good enough.Coinky-Dinkely, that was the same bar that almost 2 years to the date, I took out some guys eye.
Congrats Sean! You just made my "Must punch in the face if i ever see you in public list".
Rosie odonnell- You’re safe. For now.
Well, at least he’s telling the drama club kids not to go to fucking college so they can annoy the shit out of everyone else at parties then graduate and continue waiting tables while bitching about their student loans. And I’m not just saying that because his chest is making me say nice things. GRRRR BAD FINANCIAL PLANNING!
He is so ask for an ass kicking. I predict, we will see something about him getting a big bodyguard, or beat down, real soon
*Pauly flexes biceps*
You guys want "The Lullaby" or "The Bed-Time Story".
I always take my "handicapped parking" symbol with me when I go to bars. I have it on a chain around my neck. Someone tries to start shit, and BAM…whip out that MoFo and he’s done. Then he asks me if I want a drink. Apparently, they aren’t adverse to date raping the handy capped at gay bars.
Pretty sure the College of Life consists of "Dong Sucking 101" and "A2M - Does it make you a better actor or singer?"
This guy really wants to get into fights. Every single interview he’s like "If people want to fight me, bring it on!"
In reality his response to getting into a fight would most likely be crying and pleading "Not in the face, please. I’ll suck your COCK!!!"
Seriously, I’m not one of those "I’m so tough" guys, but if I saw this dick in a bar, I’d fucking choke him out from behind, and fuck up his face while he was out.
HAHAHA I said Dong. wheee
This guy has to be a thumb-puncher. I don’t think lack of fear can make up for ass kicking ability. All he’s saying is that he’s not afraid to get fucked up.
I’m going with JHC to the theater.
I don’t have any fear or insecurity of anyone who wants to approach me and start something.
How do you have insecurity of someone?
Does Sean Penn know he’s about to get date raped by this dude? Shhh it’ll be our secret
All you cocksuckers are gonna be so sorry you ever fucked with this kid. He’s on the fast track to being the most powerful man in Hollywood. He’ll have you all killed.
He’s not afraid to get into a fight. As long as it’s a thumb fight. Or a water fight. Or a pillow fight.
Let’s get readddddddddddy, to EXFOLIATE!!!
This is just like the time I watched American Ninja. I went to school the next day thinking I was a bad ass for having watched it. Apparently Jared Christensen watched it more than once.
I like how he says "I will happily defend myself"
That gives me a nice mental picture of him lying on the floor in the fetal position smiling as people kick his ribs.
SLOUGH SLOUGH SLOUGH SLOUGH!
I guess he could be allowed into our Pillow Fight Club provided he doesn’t speak and brings some delicious snack cakes or beverages. Or try to suck our dongs. On account of the second rule of pillow fight club is we don’t have dongs.
Yeah, I think he’s having a hard time seperating ‘reality’ from ‘acting’. Just because you played a pilot doesn’t mean you can actually land a plane (exception John Travolta).
Isn’t that like Travolta, always fucking up my theories (and not calling after he promises to…)
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
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