PROM NIGHT IS A MASTERPIECE
03.20.08In case you had any intention of seeing the Screen Gems remake of Prom Night, they’ve released this official clip to give you an idea of what a bad idea that would be.
Besides that the big scare is a lamp, I’d also like to point out their awesome editing. Shot 1, 2:28 – five to six feet in front of lamp, and even at that distance, it comes up to her nose. I’d estimate it being about nipple high at best. Quick cut to: Shot 2, 2:29 – Oh my God, I’m crashing into a lamp that’s as tall as me!
I hope they win an award for this. And that it’s made of chocolate because hey, everybody likes chocolate.
[Source - thanks to 'Robo' for the tip]
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Fek’lhr’s prom night? Star Trek re-runs, loneliness.
Full cummel :(
Are those breasts? I might watch the 15 seconds or so of this movie in which breasts are revealed. Other than that, FUCK PROM!
I went to Prom for all of 20 mintues and then went home to play Boggle with my parents and boyfriend. Which is scarier? I’m going to go with lamp. I love lamp.
I don’t know what the hell Martini’s talking about. I love lamp.
Damnit Michelle! You beat me to the bad joke. Motherfucker.
Whoa? What? Thanks to Robo for the tip? On a first name basis now, are we? I guess that’s the type of preferrential treatment he receives for constantly giving Lance the tip, just to see if it feels good.
I spent my prom night vomiting up Mad Dog 20/20 and Funyons while jerking off in the back seat of my girlfriend’s car…who actually went in the prom and danced with my then best friend, who fucked her all night long after they dropped me off a blcok away from my house.
Make that *block*
The Mighty Fek’lhr and The Mighty Kurgan are going to go shoot up some high schools. BRB.
Kurg, you got ckoc blcokked!!
That’s what you get for taking a 6th grader to prom. Ohhh I keeed.
I want to go see this in a wheelchair. I’ll sit in the front of the theater where they allow space for cripples and face towards the back, taking turns leering at the high school girls for five minute increments. Their boyfriends reactions are bound to be better than this movie.
I went to the premiere of Prom Night and was kicked out because I kept grabbing girls’ tits and smoking doobies in the bathroom.
Scariest light – the violently shaking railroad crossing light in Close Encounters
Lance, if you look closely you’ll notice that the lamp directly behind her in pic 2 is at nipple height while the one to the far right is more at head height. Clearly these deviant lamps switched places whilst she wasn’t looking in order to confound and frighten her.
Also, I love lamp as well.
That’s some damn scary light Stone Soup. Damn scary. Also some scary ass mashed potatoes.
Well, as it turns out "shooting up" high schools with semen isn’t as outrageous and fun as it sounded like 15 minutes ago. The Mighty Fek’lhr pumped out two loads and was spent.
Did you then pass out on the teeter toter Fek?
Awww he looks like an angel. An angel with his pants around his ankles.
What the hell’s a teeter totter for? Real men play tether-ball!
Actually, Close Encounters probably had the scariest selection of actual lights (not to be confused with lighting effects).
God damn, that movie is friggin brilliant.
I see someone’s been sucking on Spielberg’s peen. Next you’ll be telling us how great Indiana Jones and the All of This Didn’t Used to Be Here is gonna be the blockbuster of the year.
God I hope it’s not
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that chick on the Disney Channel (shut up – I have two young daughters), which all but guarantees that dress is coming off at some point in this flick.
Come on, give me some credit. I’m not gonna compare the story of one man’s quest to avoid a broken hip to Close Encounters…
I’m pretty sure that you set the ringer to the Close Encounters music on Indy’s Jitterbug phone, you could freak him right the fuck out.
I’d like to see that Raven chick do a nude scene. No wait, BTK scene. I get the two confused so easily.
Dude, don’t be talkin smack on the Jitterbug phone. I just bought my mom one and now she doesn’t have to call me everytime she needs somebody’s number because she can’t work out how to program them into her phone. Fuck, she really is annoying.
Did they copy the audio tracks from Half Life?
Hey, I’ve got no problems with the Jitterbug. I think it’s just darling when my grandfather calls just to say "Can you hear me now? Haha, I love that commercial because you see it’s a guy on a cellular telephone like I am now which we didn’t…blah blah blah"
I was watching Family Guy at 2 in the morning today and they ran the entire trailer for this during the commercial break. I am horrified to discover that Stringer Bell (Idris Elba) is in this movie. The Wire managed to have a huge cast of the best actors working today and most of them are now in Arby’s commercials, playing dead bodies on network tv, or making crap like this. I’m going to become one of those people that refuses to watch anything made after 1997 and sits in their house analyzing the commentaries on their DVD box sets and sharing my wisdom with people on message boards.
To prevent this fate, I will now drink this bottle of Drano.