The studio just released four new Speed Racer posters and a new trailer on Apple.
As award-winning commenter “Android” says, "Physics called, it wants its laws back."
The studio just released four new Speed Racer posters and a new trailer on Apple.
As award-winning commenter “Android” says, "Physics called, it wants its laws back."
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(caption) Arthur C. Clarke is DEAD?!?!?!
I think that homophobic turtle may need to take a little look at that Racer X poster.
The "X called and it wants its Y back" is the most overused joke ever. It wasn’t even good when it was "The 80′s called and it wants its haircut back". Please, no more calling. No more wanting back.
I see the joke gestapo is out in full force today.
The grumpy old man called, he wants his attitude back.
Andy Rooney called, he wants his bitter back.
*swallowing tounge*
Damn, Stone beat me to it… with a better joke no less.
David Spade called. He wants you to reconsider that rule.
I hope they reconsider how this trailer goes over and re-edit the sound. Who wants the words in speed racer to actually match the mouths?
Don’t you see that we’ve trancended the plane of existence where trite, ironic, and cliche jokes are funny a THIRD time. Follow this timeline:
1. They were funny upon invention, then became old and boring – only a hack would use them.
2. Using the old jokes was funny again for irony’s sake. That quickly became hacky as well, as only unoriginal douchebags were doing it (see ironic ‘Tab’ tee shirt wearers).
3. We, the enlightened, realize the hidden value in reviving the old joke formats not for irony, but for making fun of those who find the irony funny.
The final plateau that only the super-special may acheive allows the use of nods and winks to make fun of those of us who have reached level 3. FilmDrunkards are almost there.
Gary Busey called, and I’m not fucking answering.
It makes more sense in person when you can do those jokes in a dopey voice. I guess what I’m trying to say is, can I have your phone number?
Stone: Britney Spears called, she wants her absurd rationalizations for indefensible behavior back.
Lance called, he wants his thumb back.
Sorry, I got nuthin’. I’m still laughing about Lon Chaney at Trader Vic’s. Stone, you got nommed for that even before I got my COFFEE this morning.
Lance, Paul Bunyan called. He wants his thumb back.
Crap. The first time I post in days and I’m late.
I don’t know the name of the guy playing Speed, but in a few short years he’s gone from fondling Elisha Cuthbert’s tits in The Girl Next Door to driving a cartoon racecar that would make Stephen Hawking spin in his grave if he’d just have the decency to admit that he’s fucking dead already. If this kid keeps following his current career arc, in two years he’ll be playing "Penitentary Mattress" in the movie version of Oz.
It’s ok Heather, we can share Lance’s thumb.
And I durst. Suicide called. It wants Heather.
Jeff Conaway’s son was devastated that he couldn’t have the title role of Speed.
I received a phone call earlier, it was my Mom asking how I was doing. I said I was fine except for these allergies that have been bugging me all week. She recommended a good allergy medicine. But I complianed that I didn’t want to be drowsy, and she side they were non-drowsy. so I’ll stop at the local drug store and pick that up. She also said she had some left over lasagna from last night if I wanted to come by later and have some. To conclude the phone call, she said she misses me and wishes I would stop being such a stranger and stop by every now and again.
in two years he’ll be playing "Penitentary Mattress" in the movie version of Oz
Is the Penitetary where the Wicked Witch of the West holds Dorothy?
Hey, Eib called, she wants her zombie avatar back
theiving scum
I think we’re all missing the really important part of this post: how totally hot the chick in the blue "SPEED" poster is. WAY hotter than the chick in the pink TRIXIE poster. Rawrrrr…
Is the Penitetary where the Wicked Witch of the West holds Dorothy?
Only in my wildest bad girl dreams Fek
I mean, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR….Penis!!!
*Chodin’s big rig pulls up to the weigh station, door kicks open and Chodin climbs out wearing high heels.*
Howdy fuckers.
You always have the best entrances Cho…I am in awe
This movie is going to make people’s brains MELT.
Double-posts make people’s brains melt.
*Monster truck commercial voice* HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE TO EXPERIENCE THE IIIIIINSANE SPECTACLE OF COTTON CANDY AND LOLLYPOPS FIGHTING TO THE DEATH WITH THE IMMENANT FEELING OF VOMITING AND/OR SEISURE?! WELL COME ON OUT TO SPEED RACER! COMING TO YOU IN 2008!