Okay, so maybe it’s not that new. Truth is, I don’t really know – what do I look like, a journalist?
Anyway, I’ve still got a boner for this movie, but for this spot, it looks like they stole the patented Jerry Bruckheimer formula of big explosions happen and then a black person says something funny about it. See chase scene from The Rock for details. I should really start hanging out with a black guy all the time. They often react to things in the way I might, if only I weren’t so pale and uptight. Perhaps one day I’ll find myself paired with an African-American in a unique situation and he can teach me how to dance and loosen up.
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Now that’s wahIcalla close encoun’er!
Oh snap!
Okay, so maybe it’s not that new. Truth is, I don’t really know
*starts slow clap for Lance*
I have a black friend who I trained to say, "Whachootalkinbout-DYNOMITE-This is the big one, here I come Elizabeth-Did I do that-YOU SOOOOOOO CRAAAAAAZY!!!"
I will jizz in my pants when I sit down to see this the day it comes out!
(huge Iron Man fan here)
Hey, I had this great idea last night that if you dress up a black guy like a woman
afterbefore you kill them, you can claim it was self defense and not a hate crime because the darky was a violent sex offender/tranny! The Johnson County Sheriff might even give you a medal.…
GRRR…AFFIRMATIVE ACTION!
Robert Downey Jr. will, of course, return the favor by offering the black (faced) perspective on war in the new Ben Stiller movie. Nome sayin?
Wasn’t it the black cop who saw an explosion in "Die Hard" and made a funny remark about it who finally made the white cops believe something was going on in that building?
Lance is on FIRE today. No really.
You are onto something there Fek… They should have Robert dressed up in black-face making his own Bruckheimer-esque post-explosion joke in his own movie. GENIUS!
I am glad that my unabashed intolerance can still suck the wind out of the sails around here!