In this new TV spot for Indiana Jones and the Pants Up to His Nipples or whatever it’s called, Indy fights Russkies, runs from injuns, and cracks his bullwhip like it’s 1985. You know, for an archaeology professor he sure spends a lot of time destroying ancient ruins.
He’s really more like a professor of letting the bodies hit the floor (I hear ASU has a great program).
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Is Shia LePoof still in this one? Ah. Don’t care.
*starts singing*
Hover-round, Hover-round…HOVER ROUND!
Pants up to his nipples to hide the colostomy bag.
GRRR…WERTHER’S ORIGINALS!!!
While I won’t go see this in the theater, I will watch it from the comfort of my futon, err, leather sectional couch.
GRRR….TOP RAMEN!!!!
The Mighty Fek’lhr may not have got a COTW this week, but He did get a hummer this weekend, so He feels like He came out ahead.
Should this post have been in the pornstar thread? Dor sho gha!
You know this looks ok, It doesn’t look like he’s aged a bit but the thing that bothers me is Indy was never the most acrobatic guy and now he’s in his 60′s he seems to be flying around all over the place.
I’m betting he gets up and has a viagra every morning.
No, no, he has a Viagra THEN gets up!
There are two adverts for Cerebral Palsy help and info in the top banner ad for this page. Who went and spilled the beans and let it out that this site was inhabited by the brain damaged?
BOOM BOOM……wait you guys don’t know who Basil Brush is so that reference makes no sense.
My parent’s ran into Ford while he was drunk in a bar. I know, I know, this is Canada, isn’t everyone drunk? Yes, we are. It snows a lot and we live next to you guys. Our tourist package is titled "We sweat beer, eh."
parents not parent’s. I’m just going to kill myself.
So will the eventual DVD be sponsored by the makers of memantine, Merz Pharma?
agb:That read like a police report for a drunk driving related accident.
Funny, the brochure I got said: Canada, America’s Hat eh?
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I had been drinking when I first saw this preview and swore that Harrison Ford said "C’mon Retard" to Shia Poof in the first couple frames. When I see it I’ll just add "retard" to the end of every line he delivers to him. Makes me happier.
I just don’t understand how I’m one course away from an English Degree and I can’t craft a fucking sentence to save my life. Grammar pwns me.
Sweetie you’re just obviously drunk/canadian. I like that about you.
Hey Michelle! Punky Brewster is every bit as fuckable now as she was back in the day. I mean, uh, awesome avatar.
::looks around for Chris Hansen::
AGB, is that one course How to Ramble Inanely on and Internet Movie Blog While Spelling Poorly? B/c if so I think you might could test out and be done.
The irony beomes apparent when last year they gave me the editing award at school with a $250 cheque. Yep. I bought a book and paid of my credit card debt like a good financially responsible Canadian. Then I got drunk.
Fuck. Not feeling well today. Should have read How to Inanely Ramble on an Internet etc., etc.
I’m sorry, I thought the title read "New Indiana Jones liver spot."
BEOMES!
Fek,
So you got a BJ and some powerpoints on CD and it only cost you $4K and a weekend.
Awesome!
America; Canada’s basement.
See, I just suck at life.
Yeah, well I live in New Orleans at the foot of the Mississippi River so I’ve got you all beat. Louisiana: America’s and Canada’s excretory organs.
Okay, see you kids later. Time for school.
Thanks JHC! And that puppy is up for grabs too. errr I mean
GRRRR CUJO
I thought Virginia Tech has the nation’s leading Bodies Hit the Floor program.
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Tempe, AZ! My hometown! Eeeh-yo!