NEW ‘DOOMSDAY’ CLIP LOOKS… UH…
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This is the new age-restricted clip (you have to enter your birthday in order to watch it, so basically it’s restricted to those who can subtract 18 from the current year) from Doomsday, written and directed by Neill Marshall (who previously did The Descent, which was admittedly pretty sweet).
Doomsday’s wikipedia page describes the scene:
A massive car chase scene was also filmed for Doomsday, described by Marshall to be one part Mad Max, one part Bullitt (1968), and one part "something else entirely different".
Um, yeah. I’m assuming they finished the Mad Max part and then ran out of time. I can’t believe this is a real movie. It looks Mad Max re-imagined as a Bentley commercial. Plus, no feral boy? What the fuck.
Interesting side note: The guy who played the Feral Kid in Mad Max is now 35, lives in Palo Alto, California, runs a lawn supply and nursery where he "specializes in unique hybrid varieties of orchids", and is engaged to the former child actress who played the little girl in Aliens. If that’s not true it’s the lamest hoax in history.
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GRRR…ESCAPE FROM THUNDERDOME!
She turned me into a Newt!
DAMMIT! My original post was along the lines of ‘This is exactly the type of movie the Mighty Fek’lhr would make… but with more homosexual bum sex.’
And I was right!
Residents Escape from Mad Evil York New Max!
This is a typical Saturday at the Jesus Ranch
He mostly comes at night . . . . mostly.
Not enough people called Newt…
This is exactly the type of movie the Mighty Fek’lhr would make… but with more homosexual bum sex.
Is there any other kind of "bum sex" (well, other than selling a handy/gummy for a hit of crack)?
Biquini Steve: Are you talking about Chuckles the Clown?
*shudder*
Fek . . . I’m assuming you got better?
Max Escapes From Mad Evil Residents in New York!
There are many types of bum sex Mighty One. But only one type interests the crew of Grethor.
Cough!HomosCough!
"Your shit is our bread and butter"
Isn’t that what the "2Girls1Cup" slogan?
True story: this weekend my brother goes, “What’s that new movie coming out where like they put up that big wall and the city is-” and so I cut him off and reluctantly ask, “Doomsday?”. He then goes, “Yeah, that looks awesome!”.
It took a lot of strength to not throw my steak across the table and then stab my only fucking brother in the heart.
The Citizens of Grethor prefer the "Cardboard Box Gloryhole in the Alley" for bum sex.
The Citizens of Grethor prefer the "Cardboard Box Gloryhole in the Alley" for bum sex.
For the love of God, won’t somebody think of the children?
I heard the Feral Kid is from Oregon.
Doomsday, anagram for:
Sodomy Ad
The Mighty Fek’lhr rests His case!
What’s with the soudtrack? Is this a real movie or a clip from the new Men at Work music video?
My neighborhood is lousy with feral kids. But if you snatch one up by the heels and do the helicopter, it clears a path. The cattle guard option on my new Cherokee works great too! It’s so hard to get good traction on feral kids.
This movie comes with a can of Foster’s and a Vegemite sandwich.
This movie needs more Feral Kid…
In fact, all movies need more Feral Kid.
The first time I saw Doomsday, it was pretty good…then a few years later I saw it again and it was so-so. Then I saw it again several years later and it was a piece of shat…and so it goes.
Can you imagine how cool movies would be if they only had Feral Kid, Weird Al, Ash (Evil Dead/Army of Darkness), Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Lee,
and Ernie Reyes Jr.????That would fucking rock!
All the feral kids in my town dress like ninjas, although i doubt they have the discipline for the training. Unless getting shitboxed is now part of the ninja code. My sartori is this: Zen in the art of buttering bread.
How about Michael Berryman?
I hope Will Smith sees the error of his ways and decides to make The Feral Karaite Kid.
The Karaite Kid?
Show me "Sand Floor"!
It’s pretty hard to top Ernie Reyes and the rest of the Surf Ninjas
DEF Michael Berryman!
It’s pretty hard to top Ernie Reyes and the rest of the Surf Ninjas
How about Gedde Watanabe?
Bolo Yeung?
Remember that scene where Audrey Hepburn bites Rex Harrison’s nose off in My Feral Lady? "I ate you ‘enry ‘iggins you fookin’ mook."
Richard Kiel as well, Fek.
I hope Will Smith sees the error of his ways and decides to
makeThe Feral Karaite Kid. Indulge my rape fantasy!What? oh.. grrr brown sugar
Where did she get her car serviced and detailed in a post apocolytic world?
The previews looked like the Underworld chick was in it, and I thought FAP FAP FAP.
Looks like it’s Rhona Mitra, FAP FAP FAP still.
Someone needs to point out to them that if you want your car chase to be badass, laying a Frankie Goes to Hollywood song on top of it is not the way to go.
Hold on. Fuck off a minute. I’m going through Michael Berryman’s imdb filmography and it lists a Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time. Why was i not informed there was a Beastmaster 2? I hope those two ferrets are in it again, or does one die at the end of Beastmaster?
chodin, i would’ve castrated my only brother if he said doomsday looked ‘awesome.’ he nearly did not survive the beatings i gave him for a week after he went AND paid to see ‘cloverfield.’ may god have mercy on his soul.
get in tha choppa!
Oh yeah, where the fucking hell did the Road Warrior wannabes get hold of Morris fucking Minors? Is this movie set on the Isle of Man?
I think I may have slept on my funny wrong last night. It’s tingly and doesn’t do what I want it to.
Oh fuck, I hope I didn’t have a stroke.
Rhona Mitra is actually in the next UnderWorld. Prequel.
I’ll see this because The Descent was a damn fine movie. Damn fine.
Charlie Bronze, I’m pretty sure that either Codo or Podo (sp?) perished at the end of Beastmaster. I’m not completely up-to-snuff on my Mark Singer knowledge, but I did touch myself thinking about Tanya Roberts the other day. Just sayin.’
Did someone mention Richard Kiel? Man, this place is GREAT!
Where did she get her car serviced and detailed in a post apocolytic world?
ApocoLube – it’s on 59th.
Marc Singer doesn’t appear to be in Beastmaster 2. I guess they couldn’t afford him, or find him.
Where did she get her car serviced and detailed in a post apocolytic world?
ApocoLube-alypse – it’s on 59th. Full service hee hee hee
And for the record – Brad Bird has nothing to do with this production.
I are sadded.
I really liked God Soldieds and The Descent — the first trailer for this looked like fun. This just looks like it’s trying REALLY hard to be Mad Maxine.
Though if Bentley used that clip for their actual advertising, I’d be very very happy.
Jezus, I’m not drunk.. yet. I meant DOG SOLDIERS.
The best thing about Richard Keil is that nearly all his google photo results show him groping people’s heads like they’re a guinness world record breaking zit on his tragically mongoloid forhead.
If I remember correct, both ferrets made it Charlie. One fell in the quicksand, but I’m pretty sure Greasy McSixpack fished him out.
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Seemed more like a car ad.
How does the old chestnut from MST3K go…?
"Wow. Oscar Wilde only wished he was this gay."
And sorry to burst your bubble Lance, but last I heard Emil (Feral Kid) was running a successful jewelry store in Sydney.