In the lead up to the release of The Love Guru a series of mini videos featuring Mike Myers as "Pitka" has hit the web.
They’re called “Mini-Sutras”, and I’m not sure what the point of them is. I think maybe if you can watch more than 90 seconds of this you get a prize.
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ike Myers bangs a hot chick in every movie he is in.
Is this just an effort to snort coke off of Jessica Alba’s chest?
"Jessica its going to be a really funny DELETED scene"
"Where is the camera mike?"
He forgot Guru from Gang Starr.
When does So I Married An Axe Murderer 2 come out?
Harriet, Harriet, hard hearted harbinger of haggis
Mike Myers should make a movie with Eddie Murphy! That is sure to be some human excrement level unfunny shit right there!
… Oh, wait.
Lance, why can’t I see the text editing boxes anymore? Is it just me? I can’t live without my crossout humor.
I already can’t see 50% of the imbeded video but in this case I take it as a blessing…
We’ve got a piper down!
Mike is just thinking about Mother Earth here guys! He’s recycling all his old material in an effort to reduce his "comedy" footprint.
FUCK MIKE!!!!
Zog say ‘That Man, Baby!’
I think maybe if you can watch more than 90 seconds of this you get a prize.
Fuck if I’m gonna watch this shit then. I never win. At anything. One time I thought I might win a nut punching contest, but I lost the coin flip to see who got to throw first.
Suck my Chakra
Jack would you like some cubby wubby womb room tea? You know, on account of your parents
I need therapy. You know, on account of my parents.
Jack’s parents used to Love Guru.
I need a calculator to count my parents.
What?
Wayne’s World 3 would have been made if Dana Carvey hadn’t died of cancer last year. Mike is just grieving and doesn’t know where he is.
Our Love Guru out of control with each passing day.
JHC, that pun actually gave me a spontaneous nose bleed. How the hell did you manage that?
Jesus, first you take Jack’s parents, now his puns?
You’re ‘son of God’ priveledges of yesterday are officially revoked.
Fuck Mike cuz he just Duuursted.
This one time, after drinking at this one bar, I took this one chick home and shot my Guru all over her chest.
Funnily enough, Fuckin’ Mike’s court date is today. Like, in 30 minutes. From that one day where he went to that mac lethal concert and called me to brag, then got a dui. Facing 45 days in lock up. FUCK MIKE indeed.
Okay, back to work. See you all through a portal via outlook.
In honor of JHC and Pauly, I’ve changed my avatar to Hangover Cat, larger image here:
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Like Jack!’s parents, he is also dead now.
empty litter box :(
Sorry guys. Hey! Off topic, but do yourselves a group favor, and go "over there". Find Crabbus’ latest post and read his last 20 gems.
They’ll turn that frown :-( upside down 8==D:-)
So what do you think, in the photo: is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
That cat personifies my hangover perfectly, Peet. Well done.
It should be called "The Glove Guru", starring OJ Simpson. "This June, heads will roll!"
I prefer the Australian version of this movie in which Mike Myers must battle, and then seduce, some mutated turtles who are really into martial arts. I believe it’s called The Love Kranguru.
Damn Stinky, that sucks. I’m not a cat person, but it looks like you got plenty of
enjoyment out oftime with that pussy.Hey Nom, in jail…they’re gonna’ FUCK MIKE
Mike Myers will play Michael Myers in the next "Halloween". It’s going to be Gurusome.
Mike Myers goes to Asia and romances blossom: The Rove Gulu.
Crabbus’ is channeling Shamrock.
The story follows a farsi woman as she tries to rebound after the loss of her husband from a fatal camel breeding accident.
In theaters in time for Ramadan- How Ashwani got her Guruve back.
I thought this Chinaman was saying I was the "Oragami Guru". Turns out he was saying I suck at Oragami and I should’ve used glue.
Next time, on a very special Winnie the Pooh and friends, the innocence of the Hundred Acre Woods is lost forever when Christopher Robin finds Tigger and Pooh each in compromising positions with Kanga’s retarded son: The Pooh Guru.
Mike Myers stars as a 70′s swinger who has just awaken from a coma, will he find love in the 21st Century, find out this summer with Guruvy Baby!!
Next time on To Catch a Predator. Is Mike Myers simply a mystic for hire, or a sinister date rapist? Find out on the next TCaP: Whose Taking The Guru Fees?
Fuck!
*Who’s
Is the prize intracranial hemorrhaging? Because I got 90 seconds in and then started bleeding out my ears and eyes.
> ENTER THEATER
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a guru.
Mike Meyer’s Great Dane has developed the uncanny ability to bring soul mates together. Scooby Guru opens wide Valentine’s Day 2010.
New postal
Mike Myers stars in a tale about on hot day in the bronx, Guru the Right Thing, coming this Labor Day
Mike Myers plays a news caster who’s tagline brings him ridicule and hate mail from the Hindu segment of his audience. No Gurus is Good Gurus with Gary Guru opens wide on Pearl Harbor Day, ’09.
you are right… the prize must be big… i couldn’t make it past 1:05
I watched 1:24. is my prize that i get to shoot myself in the face?
Mike Myers seems to think just the word Guru is comedy gold. He is soooo fucking wrong:(