MICKEY ROURKE OUT OF SIN CITY 2?
03.21.08
Question marks in the headline can mean only one thing: it’s time to prognosticate! Will humans land on Mars? Is purple the new pink? Would this monkey let me squeeze her tits for a banana? No one knows for sure, and that means we’re free to speculate wildly! Yee haw!
I was already about halfway through writing this post when I clicked over to Durden to discover Mickey Rourke had also been busted for a DUI on a Vespa – synergy, baby!
My story is a rumor that Mickey Rourke is out of Sin City 2 because “Mickey doesn’t consider Rose McGowan to be a real actress.” The nerve! The chick from Jawbreaker? Not a real actressI?
Anyway, Rourke’s feelings about McGowan are somewhat problematic, since he shares most of his scenes with her, and because she’s boning the director (Robert Rodriguez). If worst comes to worst, I’m thinking they could just hire Nick Nolte and give him a bad facelift (like I did with my last rebound girlfriend). Nolte and Rourke both share a certain je ne sais quois, and stench of liquor.
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In the pic on the left, he looks like he’s thinking, "Yeah, take your fuckin’ picture you little faggot. I got to fuck Kim Basinger AND be Harley Davidson. You’re still just a cop that works in central booking."
Didn’t he quit acting to become a boxer? Someone should of told him he can block.
Rose McGowan = the new Jennifer Tilly
It looks like he’s got the good beginnings of a Lo Pan mustache going on there.
Christina Ricci = the next Rose McGowan
Mickey Rourke had also been busted for a DUI on a Vespa
Modern cars – they all look like electric shavers.
This sounds like a job for BUSEY!!!
He looks like The kids from Scooby Doo are going to pull a mask of his face.
"It’s ol’ man Blake who runs the haunted amusement park!"
I’m still waiting for them to make Chodsin City.
Starring Gary Busey as himself and Chodin as whatever Gary Busey wants to call him.
Rose McGowan is pretty hot in that "I can see the veins in her boobs because she’s so pale" kind of way.
If this is true, I may add Mickey Rourke to me "Not To Be Punched In The Throat" list.
And then make sure he doesn’t steal me lucky charms!
Typos are fun.
Who’d a thunk it? Just checked out the other place and a cat called Al Gore makes a cheeky jibe at the Distress, so she bans him. He came back, though. Good for him. Maybe he’s Jesus?
I wondered if you were from across the pond. Turns out you’re just a wanker.
*looking up wanker in Urban Dictionary*
I would pay to see a heist movie starring Nick Nolte, Gary Busey and Mickey Rourke. The female lead would be a lounge singer played by Amy Winehouse. I would call it the Fabulous Baked Boys.
Guy’cha! This kotal is as ugly as the butt-plugs are long here on Grethor!
BURNSY: "Rose McGowan is pretty hot in that "I can see the veins in her boobs because she’s so pale" kind of way."
From some reason I used to think that was hot too, until you see it in person and she looks likes a mapquest image of the highways of the Rocky Mountains.
What’s sad is that I prefer the "I slept with my face resting on a cheese grater" look to the "my skin’s so tight, it’s shiny" thing he had going a while back.
This just in: Tough times demand tough talk.
On the video clip he does seem kinda cool. Someone should have told him his shirt was unbuttoned though.
Mickey Rourke has the distinct advantage of playing the same character in every film but still being cool. Kind of like the anti-Ryan Reynolds.
Anyone see that movie with Mickey Rourke with Deniro playing the devil. Micky Rourke made the devil look gay b/c he’s so bad ass by comparison.
Thanks Stone, ya asshole. Now I have that song in my head.
Kidding, I’ve had worse.
Geddy Lee >(barely) Axl Rose
Slash > Alex Lifeson
Neil Peart > anyone you can think of
GRRR……..CANADIAN EXPORTS!!!!
Mickey Rourke had sex with guys like Shia LaBeouf in prison… women’s prison.
How could they fire him for that? 99.9% of those polled didnt think she was a real actress either. The only holdout was Rodriguez, who knew she was an actress because she pretended to enjoy sex while Quentin Tarantino watched.
Soylent, Angel Heart was a badass movie. Mickey now sucks. I could prove it with a stick and some rocks
What’s an "actressl"?
What’s an "actressl"?
Thats just Mickey’s bells palsy talking.
New up. Man, I’m just not feeling the juju today.
Is it too late to say Rourke’s face looks like Jennifer Loves Bacon’s thighs/ass?
It just won’t be the same. I mean, i full on beleived that this cut-up coulda been marv. In the same way that i knew Rosario Dawson was a whore and Frodo was a cannibal.
Also.. Rose’s best quality is her ass. Even hollowed out by Marilyn Manson. So unless she delivers her lines bent over a pommel horse .. i’m pretty much bowing out of SinCity2
/\ /\ /\ Mickey?
My spoo did that to Mick’s face. Gotta stop drinking chloroform.