MEGA WICKER MAN: NOT THE BEES!
03.25.08This clip was already on GorillaMask today, but seeing as how it references both a movie (Wicker Man) and a specific clip (after the jump) popularized by FilmDrunk, I thought it was worth the re-post. Also, it made me laugh a lot. In fact, I think I may have inadvertantly lactated.
Wicker Man is the funniest movie of all time.
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I don’t..remember this scene. I thought they just pwned him and then set him on fire..
I rather be set on fire..*shrug*
Hahahahaha!! Funniest thing I have never watched… because I can’t watch stuff… at… work…
Jellybean Tempo Monk :(
Man, that Katrina and the Waves edit reminded me of when I used to crossdress for my uncle.
The more I look back on Nic Cage’s career, the more I really wish his name was Asswipe Johnson.
It’s oz-WEE-pay!
Bjardkirk… that’s a tough name to crack.
Is it just me or that a huge fucking thumb?
It’s just you, catch me. That’s the guy from Double Dragon.
Bees and wicker? Fucking amateurs. All us real down home country folk kill our victims with corn. Specifically, high-fructose corn syrup. It’s in EVERYTHING. He who walks behind the rows demands it. He also demands that I wear this dollar store mask and own a working record player that plays a public domain childrens’ song whenever city folk are around. I don’t know why.
They should re-remake the Wicker Man and in the end they crush the cop with Lance’s huge thumb…
Thanks bryce. I was going to rent The Wicker Man tonight, but I think I’ll just watch Intervention on A&E.
BREAKING NEWS:
I just found the hand that Lance’s thumb belongs to!
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"you’ll have to bear with me" get it? bear with me. There’s seriously always a bear with me. Watching…waiting. HAHAHAHA get it? screw you.
Lance, I need a Bret Ratner post so I can tear down Red Dragon (I watched it for the first {and last} time this weekend).
You mean you didn’t find it totally hot when Frank Whaley gets his face shot off?
I guess I just really hate Frank Whaley.
P.S. I had no idea Brett Ratner directed Red Dragon. I need a shower now.
BK-I almost fucking returned it without watching it when that assclown’s name appeared.
GRRR…HARVEY KEITEL!!!
Did anyone here ever see the original Wicker Man with Christopher Lee. It’s actuallly more bizarre. But not as funny.
I’ll give him some credit, Red Dragon wasn’t nearly as shitty as his other movies.
Lance, that is like fucking saying "Silent Lushitity" is Queensryche’s least shitty song. It doesn’t make that song suck less or make me want to kill all people any less.
Look at that fucking cast he had, and he got NOTHING out of anyone. Harvey Keitel looked like a guy that was just trying to get out of an uncomfortable situation, maybe one where a fan met him in the bathroom and wanted an autograph so bad he offered to hold his dick while he pissed so Harvey would sign his denim Winger jacket.
Ugh, I am not going to go on at this point, but that movie was the shits. Bret Ratner needs to be tarred, feathered, run out of Hollywood, and raped by every death row inmate in America.
THE KLOWN HAS SPOKEN!
Bret Ratner should’ve stuck with making Hip-Hop videos.
*Exhales bong hit*
I knew Pauly would understand. He’s like the smartest guy here (other than me).
Fek, I am smiling nest to you….in silent lushitidy.
In Seattle, nest means next.
That makes me like, the smartest human, Fek.
*draws finger guns from hip holsters*
BANG! BANG!
*blows smoke out from finger gun barrels, spins, puts finger guns back in hip holsters, twists mustache*
That was really disturbing. loved it. watched the movie for the first time since HBO is free this month.