03.05.08 MAD MAX’S RETARDED BROTHER
Alternate Headline: OOH WAH AH AH A
MTV has this new clip from Doomsday, which is quickly shaping up to be the most ridiculous thing ever.
In it, Rhona Mitra dodges buzz saw blades from one of those clay pigeon launcher dealies in her magic Bentley. Then she crashes through a school bus that instantly explodes because apparently it’s made of butane and kindling. I guess it makes sense that school buses would be built that way. I mean, if the bus crashes, it’s probably better that all the kids on it die upon impact. Less whining.
Anyway, it’s nice to see that they’re marketing a $175,000 car to people who watch WWE. Great strategy. I can see the commercial now… Comforting Female Voice Over: "The Bentley Continental – Grace. Refinement. Beauty." *Car smashes through exploding bus in post-apocalyptic wasteland* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR/LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR…
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MAD MAX’S RETARDED BROTHER
I’m sorry Eib, what were you saying again?
Hey Fek: did you see this?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7278927.stm
Bad news day for the geeks. Empty jenkem balloon :-(
Since I am His jinx slave, I must listen. *sigh*
I like how, whatever the sickness that strikes that city is, it makes people get stupid face tattoos. I hope the opening scene involves a full moon and Mike Tyson biting people to explain all of that.
Wait, Erswi, do you just love me for my boobs?
Bryce, what fucking multiverse do you hail from?
Donkey-that was helluhfine!
Um, your Mom’s?
Of course not Eib. You’ve got an ass and vagina as well right?
OH SNAP! Someone get Wilmer Valderrama’s ass and whatever he/she that’s pumping it in here to officiate this battle!
BONG!!!!!!!!!! (Bryce)
MAD MAX’S RETARDED BROTHER
Angry Arnie
Pissy Pants Peter
Miffed Mark
Distraught Derek
JHC, you forgot Marc Summers!
Fek: I take it you got this news already? Just remember that my news has to be carved into a cocnut and then carried here by dugout canoe…
I’ve got a lovely pair of cocnuts.
How come I never get chased by sub-human, Mad Max-esque, ruffians in a school bus while I’m drunk driving?
Because that would explain all the damage I have on my car when I awake from the black-outs.
Carving out a cocnut sounds incredibly painful.
The mighty Fek’lhr is just ribbin’ ya, bryce. It is just funny because He threw a big shitfit yesterday about Gygax dying.
I just found a site about celebrities who look like old lesbians. I’m on page 8 and they haven’t posted George Lucas. Weird.
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/
Nice AGB, very good find.
Has anyone fished out their Beta VCR tape of Beastmaster to verify the ferret plotline? It’s not that I don’t trust Biquini Steve, it’s just that he’s relying on Wiki for proof. It doesn’t even recognize FilmDrunk as a legit website. Assclowns.
My procrastination is finally paying off!
In looking for a suitable Podo & Kodo pic for an avatar the other day i found this site which claims to be for a Beastmaster series:
http://tinyurl.com/2zvemw
This shit is gonna make more money than Star Wars.
I would nominate that Charlie, but since it doesn’t exactly stay with the topic of the thread, Lance would probably just wipe his ass with it. More money that Star Wars. Ha! Ironically, if Lucas had made the exact same movies in order of their episodes instead of the way he did, you would probably be right.
Hey! Where the fuck is JWiaDH? Did he die and I missed the wake?
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