03.05.08 MAD MAX’S RETARDED BROTHER
Alternate Headline: OOH WAH AH AH A
MTV has this new clip from Doomsday, which is quickly shaping up to be the most ridiculous thing ever.
In it, Rhona Mitra dodges buzz saw blades from one of those clay pigeon launcher dealies in her magic Bentley. Then she crashes through a school bus that instantly explodes because apparently it’s made of butane and kindling. I guess it makes sense that school buses would be built that way. I mean, if the bus crashes, it’s probably better that all the kids on it die upon impact. Less whining.
Anyway, it’s nice to see that they’re marketing a $175,000 car to people who watch WWE. Great strategy. I can see the commercial now… Comforting Female Voice Over: "The Bentley Continental – Grace. Refinement. Beauty." *Car smashes through exploding bus in post-apocalyptic wasteland* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR/LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR…
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MAD MAX’S RETARDED BROTHER
This so makes me want to buy a Bentley. Unfortunately the price makes me not.
They should do a promotion where they enter the Bently into a NASCAR race!
In fact, that could be Will Ferrel’s next movie! He wins a Bently, and then enteres it in a NASCAR race!
Wow that was bad. Like Mad Max mixed with the Keystone cops.
MAD MAX’S RETARDED BROTHER
Confused Corky?
Then she crashes through a school bus that instantly explodes because apparently it’s made of butane and kindling.
The Mighty Fek’lhr guesses that the producers of this forshak-fest never saw the episode of Mythbusters where they tried to shoot and blow up a propane tank with a 9mm (a la James Bond in Casino Royale).
To make a long story short, they had to use a mini-gun (600 rounds/minute) with incidenary rounds to make the fucking thing explode.
Mythbusters-1
Escape From Resident Thunderdome-0
Bryce. One. Word. SHUTTHEFUCKUPBEFOREHEHEARSYOU!
Morning Eib. Nice tits!
Why thank you Erswi. Good morning to you.
New post, rammalammadingdongs!
I don’t usually comment about Lance’s writeups, but that shit was epic.
*RoboPanda jumps into Bentley Continental, smashes through pile of empty water cooler jugs in slow motion*
Dammit Fek. Just when I start to trust, you pull away that damn football.
I think not Fek. Panda, next time try doing it through the pharmaceuticals. Always a big laugh there.
Then she crashes through a school bus that instantly explodes because apparently it’s made of butane and kindling.
Your ignorance is killing me, Lance. Bentleys were originally built by the British Government as anti-troop-transport weapons. They could easily destroy a deuce and a half, let alone a wimpy school bus. This feature remains part of the production models today, explaining a portion of their high cost.
The remainder of the high price is for the tiny, magical unicorn below the dash that orally pleasures the driver with the push of a golden button.
This can be followed by one of those Air Force commercials that make kids believe that if they join, they get to play with computers in a really cool "mobile HQ" like in Die Hard 4.0.
Am I the only person who looks at Rhona Mitra and imagines her with no genitalia from her season on Nip/Tuck? And am I the only person who wants to nail her in the butt?
Please, Luch, next you’ll be saying that the Navy is not like Top Gun. Poppycock
WHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!
BTW - Your Mom=Tiny, Magical Unicorn
She had genitalia, it was her brother who was the Ken doll. But, yeah, i do picture it anyway
Sorry, Eib. I was distracted by your bearded waffle… I mean, giant breasts.
*The Mighty Fek’lhr spins Weird Al’s "Angry White Boy Polka"*
OH WHA AH AH A!
doo doo doo de doo, doo doo doo de doo *accordian*
i guess I should change my avatar, so you people listen and take me seriously again.
*the viewscreen suddenly pops on*
Don’t even think about it, Eib!
*static, then the screen goes off*
I suggest some type of breakfast food with hair.
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