MAD MAX’S RETARDED BROTHER
03.05.08Alternate Headline: OOH WAH AH AH A
MTV has this new clip from Doomsday, which is quickly shaping up to be the most ridiculous thing ever.
In it, Rhona Mitra dodges buzz saw blades from one of those clay pigeon launcher dealies in her magic Bentley. Then she crashes through a school bus that instantly explodes because apparently it’s made of butane and kindling. I guess it makes sense that school buses would be built that way. I mean, if the bus crashes, it’s probably better that all the kids on it die upon impact. Less whining.
Anyway, it’s nice to see that they’re marketing a $175,000 car to people who watch WWE. Great strategy. I can see the commercial now… Comforting Female Voice Over: "The Bentley Continental – Grace. Refinement. Beauty." *Car smashes through exploding bus in post-apocalyptic wasteland* LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR/LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR…
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This so makes me want to buy a Bentley. Unfortunately the price makes me not.
They should do a promotion where they enter the Bently into a NASCAR race!
In fact, that could be Will Ferrel’s next movie! He wins a Bently, and then enteres it in a NASCAR race!
Wow that was bad. Like Mad Max mixed with the Keystone cops.
MAD MAX’S RETARDED BROTHER
Confused Corky?
Then she crashes through a school bus that instantly explodes because apparently it’s made of butane and kindling.
The Mighty Fek’lhr guesses that the producers of this forshak-fest never saw the episode of Mythbusters where they tried to shoot and blow up a propane tank with a 9mm (a la James Bond in Casino Royale).
To make a long story short, they had to use a mini-gun (600 rounds/minute) with incidenary rounds to make the fucking thing explode.
Mythbusters-1
Escape From Resident Thunderdome-0
Bryce. One. Word. SHUTTHEFUCKUPBEFOREHEHEARSYOU!
Morning Eib. Nice tits!
Why thank you Erswi. Good morning to you.
New post, rammalammadingdongs!
I don’t usually comment about Lance’s writeups, but that shit was epic.
*RoboPanda jumps into Bentley Continental, smashes through pile of empty water cooler jugs in slow motion*
Dammit Fek. Just when I start to trust, you pull away that damn football.
I think not Fek. Panda, next time try doing it through the pharmaceuticals. Always a big laugh there.
Then she crashes through a school bus that instantly explodes because apparently it’s made of butane and kindling.
Your ignorance is killing me, Lance. Bentleys were originally built by the British Government as anti-troop-transport weapons. They could easily destroy a deuce and a half, let alone a wimpy school bus. This feature remains part of the production models today, explaining a portion of their high cost.
The remainder of the high price is for the tiny, magical unicorn below the dash that orally pleasures the driver with the push of a golden button.
This can be followed by one of those Air Force commercials that make kids believe that if they join, they get to play with computers in a really cool "mobile HQ" like in Die Hard 4.0.
Am I the only person who looks at Rhona Mitra and imagines her with no genitalia from her season on Nip/Tuck? And am I the only person who wants to nail her in the butt?
Please, Luch, next you’ll be saying that the Navy is not like Top Gun. Poppycock
WHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!
BTW – Your Mom=Tiny, Magical Unicorn
She had genitalia, it was her brother who was the Ken doll. But, yeah, i do picture it anyway
Sorry, Eib. I was distracted by your bearded waffle… I mean, giant breasts.
*The Mighty Fek’lhr spins Weird Al’s "Angry White Boy Polka"*
OH WHA AH AH A!
doo doo doo de doo, doo doo doo de doo *accordian*
i guess I should change my avatar, so you people listen and take me seriously again.
*the viewscreen suddenly pops on*
Don’t even think about it, Eib!
*static, then the screen goes off*
I suggest some type of breakfast food with hair.
I’m sorry Eib, what were you saying again?
Hey Fek: did you see this?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7278927.stm
Bad news day for the geeks. Empty jenkem balloon :-(
Since I am His jinx slave, I must listen. *sigh*
I like how, whatever the sickness that strikes that city is, it makes people get stupid face tattoos. I hope the opening scene involves a full moon and Mike Tyson biting people to explain all of that.
Wait, Erswi, do you just love me for my boobs?
Bryce, what fucking multiverse do you hail from?
Donkey-that was helluhfine!
Um, your Mom’s?
Of course not Eib. You’ve got an ass and vagina as well right?
OH SNAP! Someone get Wilmer Valderrama’s ass and whatever he/she that’s pumping it in here to officiate this battle!
BONG!!!!!!!!!! (Bryce)
MAD MAX’S RETARDED BROTHER
Angry Arnie
Pissy Pants Peter
Miffed Mark
Distraught Derek
JHC, you forgot Marc Summers!
Fek: I take it you got this news already? Just remember that my news has to be carved into a cocnut and then carried here by dugout canoe…
I’ve got a lovely pair of cocnuts.
How come I never get chased by sub-human, Mad Max-esque, ruffians in a school bus while I’m drunk driving?
Because that would explain all the damage I have on my car when I awake from the black-outs.
Carving out a cocnut sounds incredibly painful.
The mighty Fek’lhr is just ribbin’ ya, bryce. It is just funny because He threw a big shitfit yesterday about Gygax dying.
I just found a site about celebrities who look like old lesbians. I’m on page 8 and they haven’t posted George Lucas. Weird.
http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/
Nice AGB, very good find.
Has anyone fished out their Beta VCR tape of Beastmaster to verify the ferret plotline? It’s not that I don’t trust Biquini Steve, it’s just that he’s relying on Wiki for proof. It doesn’t even recognize FilmDrunk as a legit website. Assclowns.
My procrastination is finally paying off!
In looking for a suitable Podo & Kodo pic for an avatar the other day i found this site which claims to be for a Beastmaster series:
http://tinyurl.com/2zvemw
This shit is gonna make more money than Star Wars.
I would nominate that Charlie, but since it doesn’t exactly stay with the topic of the thread, Lance would probably just wipe his ass with it. More money that Star Wars. Ha! Ironically, if Lucas had made the exact same movies in order of their episodes instead of the way he did, you would probably be right.
Hey! Where the fuck is JWiaDH? Did he die and I missed the wake?
Yeah, not so much Charlie. I remember this show from when I was a kid and it was pretty fuckin crap. It used to play in syndication on what they called the Action Pack! Pure fucking shite.
<— Rockin’ Fuck Tha Police like a true teenage white boy in Nebraska in the 80′s.
and Durst….
New post!
Leave it to me to durst a thread with NWA.
Cock punching has always been an effective martial arts strategy for me. And it doesn’t require a lot of training and discipline, just surprise and good aim.
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your fans all over the world will miss you. Rest in peace! I just find you on the celeb and millionaire dating site seekamillionaire.com and wanna have a chat with you there. What a shame.
Told you it was a car ad.