LOST BOYS 2 TRAILER: SUCK MONKEY?
03.12.08The trailer for Lost Boys 2: The Tribe hit the web today (high quality version here), and besides the fact that there’s not even a mention of Greasy Sax Dude, the quality of the franchise seems to have mimicked Corey Feldman’s career trajectory.
Though it’s called "The Tribe", it doesn’t seem to be about Jews at all. Hollywood’s continuing anti-semitism is truly sickening. I’m calling for a boycott. What’s that? It’s going straight to DVD? Oh. In that case… proceed.
[Thanks to 'RoboPanda' for the tip]
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I still don’t give a shit about this movie.
/President of the Prayer of the Rollerboys Fan Club
Join us, Michael…
In a shit remake.
Losy Boys 3: Shower at the County Jail
You know, it’s not that I hate everyone aged 13-21 and want them all to die from high-velocity lead-poisoning of the taint, it’s that I hate what happens when shit gets marketed to them.
Oh, and my sister’s a suck-monkey? Tell me something I don’t know. Now give me five bucks and go to the back of the line.
I bet Kiefer Sutherland got Corey Feldman fired from Chevron because of this.
This is going to kick more ass than From Dusk to Dawn 4!
The sadness of it all. I still have my original poster they gave out at the sneak preview of the first.
Me=old nerd
Lost Boys: The Tribe
I remember this movie when it was called Major Leage.
no mames!! no greasy sax dude, no corey haim, bastardized version of cry little sister, ’tis a sad day in mudville indeed
Wait for it…
I get it Stone.
You’re starting to sound like me now.
and by me, I mean every Matthew Broderick character
Was Corey Haim to busy to re-up for this as well?
Corey Haim is back, people, and he’s ready to work.
He’s out of teef to sell and he’s ready to make amends.
Does "going straight, to DVD" mean that Corey isn’t a fag?
Empty homoerotic spankbank :(
The bloodsucking
Brady Bunch!MTV Real World Cast!I’m jealous Eib…and apparently the same age. Go Cougars!
Greasy sax is the best kind, in my opinion.
we are kindred, michelle
Is the Greasy Sax anything like the Rusty Trombone? I hope it is.
Kindred = Drunkard lezzie fantasies!
Death by
stereo!Ipod!Question: In China do they have the "slant Ipod"? I mean tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?
I only lived, really truly lived, for the few seconds when I thought maybe the lead singer of Rascal Flatts appeared in this.