Chapter 27 is a movie about Mark David Chapman, the guy who shot John Lennon. It stars Jared Leto, overweight and overacting in the lead, alongside Freckletits Lohan.
According to Collider, it’s finally getting a limited release March 28th after being plagued by bad reviews, protests from Lennon fans, and being leaked on the internet more than a year ago.
I think their biggest mistake was giving a lonely stalker like Mark David Chapman a love interest, and then casting Lindsay Lohan. Everyone knows a guy who was boning Freckletits would never shoot John Lennon – he’d be too busy having crazy sex and getting tested for STDs. But – hey, look! It’s Judah Friedlander and he’s not wearing a hat with something stupid on it! Lamest. Schtick. Ever.
Interesting sidenote: The actor who plays John Lennon is a guy named Mark Lindsay Chapman, who was turned down for a part of Lennon in a 1985 Lennon biopic for NBC, because his name was too similar to Lennon’s killer.
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I continually get turned down for the lead in my church’s Good Friday play, "Whip him, whip him good" because of the similarity of my name.
Would you believe John Lennon was played by this guy:
[www.imdb.com]
It’s Jared Leto, playing Phillip Seymour Hoffman, playing Mark David Chapman. Talk about acting!
I’m "phat". That’s what the coloreds all say, anyway.
Wow, Jared Leto’s looking very BTK this season.
Did he fall off the Subway bandwagon?
He looks more like Julia Sweeney playing "Pat Riley".
"What’s Pat short for?"
"Paaaaaaaaaaat"
who was turned down for a part of Lennon in a 1985 Lennon biopic for NBC, because his name was too similar to Lennon’s killer
This is why I was forced to legally change my name from John Bob Booth in the fourth grade. I was the only one who could grow a beard long enough to portray Lincoln.
My name is Lee Harvey Oswald and I still fuck Maryilyn Monroe
‘s corpseto this day.That must be why Steve Noose was turned down for the role of Jonathan Brandis in: Who? The Jonathan Brandis Story
Jesus, even his gorgeous blue eyes got fucking fat.
It looks like a poster for "My So-Called Carbs."
The reason I don’t drive a Prius is becuase that way I have to stop and get gas more often. And we all know that anyone who stops to put gas into their car, has a potential chance at fucking her.
*feel free to insert Lindsey Lohan’s name anywhere in that last sentence*
boosh 4 me.
Wait, wait wait…in this version does Mark David Chapman eat John Lennon to death? Anyways, in real life I have no problem believing that Lohan would bang some bloated loser if it was her only option at the time.
Leto’s head looks like a fucking Mason jar.
Just in time for Easter! Anyone else want to dip his head in food coloring and sprinkle glitter on it!?
The protest from Lennon fans went on for days until somebody had the idea to face the crowd, stand tall, and yell "Look! Over there! That guy driving a Hummer just threw some non-biodegradable trash out his window!"
He then fled in the ensuing maelstrom.
Getting fat for a movie role has got to be like the best gig ever.
This could have been Andy Milonakis’ big ‘serious role’ break.
Jared Letgo of himself.
This is also the album cover for Leto’s new band:
30 Seconds to Myocardial Infarction
He’s never 30 seconds away from a Mars bar.
The album got mixed reviews. The bass riffs were good and the beats were solid, but the heavy breathing over each audio track was just too distracting for most critics.
Chodin: “Woah baby, why are you trying to do a Mark David Chapman impression?”
WhoreEx: “Huh?”
With Lindsay Blowhan in it, it seems more like Herbie Fully Loaded with Leto as Herbie.
He almost too fat for the dvd.
New up, you fat fuckers.
Mark Lindsey Chapman was also Anton Arcane on Swamp Thing The Series.