Here’s the latest publicity still from Indiana Jones and the Something of Somethingorother. There are a couple more pics here, including another gem for Karen Allen’s MySpace page, Shia LePoof looking broody, and an action shot of Cate Blanchett seemlessly disappearing into yet another role (oh my God, such a talent!).
Can I just ask – what’s with the bullwhip? Has nobody ever broken this down? He’s a grown man who walks around with a leather bullwhip?
I can only imagine his knapsack is full of lube and anal beads and ticklers and handcuffs and shit. In fact I think that utility belt is actually a strap on he turned backwards for the photo. I imagine the final scene of the movie will be Indy stomping on the bad guy’s nuts with high heels in a seedy motel room somewhere.
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Totally just described the biggest fantasy I never knew I had.
You’d carry a bullwhip too if Calista Flockhart kept hanging around.
Asking us to buy into Shia as a badass is like asking your wife to accept spousal rape as "surprise lovemaking"
It just wont fly.
So that’s why my dad is such a huge fan of Indiana Jones.
At least Indy knows how to punch a
bitchmotherfucker. Nominus would know what I’m talking about if he wasn’t dead.you obviously haven’t seen Indiana Jones and the Golden Shower then.
i won’t spoil the ending for you, suffice to say that it’s not actual gold.
I’m still waiting for a sequel to Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade.
I can only imagine his knapsack is full of dildos and anal beads and ticklers and handcuffs and shit.
Sweet!!! You found my backpack!!!!!
Indiana Jones and the box of stuff that must be put away when he has company.
I think I saw Indy’s classifed ad on Craigslist. It was an honest mistake; I thought "Adult Services" meant someone to take care of my grandparents who
refuse to hurry up and dieare heroically clinging to life.I’m beginning to think Indiana Jones and the Lasso Final, would actually be a better title and premise for this movie.
Dor sho gha! Is that his colostomy bag strapped to his side?
The only thing hotter than Cate Blanchett, is anything with eyes.
I’d seamlessly disappear into Cate Blanchett’s role.
NuhI’msayin?
No. No neither do I really.
I think the old knight in Last Crusade lied to Indy. Might have just been a perv trying to get him to drink his salty cocktail.
The only thing hotter than Cate Blanchett is anything with
eyesa pulse.Fixed.
The only thing hotter than Cate Blanchett is anything with
eyesa pulsea hole.Fixder
Indiana Jones and the Latent Box Office Sensation
One time I lost my car keys. I checked everywhere for those fucking keys (even my ass)- I checked the front lawn, the couch, my bed, and then wouldn’t ya’ know it, the second I throw on a pair of khakis BAM, found those fuckers!
That picture of Cate Blanchett reminds me of this chick I knew when I lived in Germany. the picture of Shia above it reminds me of what she did to me.
*cries*
FunBoring Fact:George Lucas’s dog was named Indiana.
The only thing hotter than Cate Blanchett is anything
with eyesa pulse a hole.Fixdest.
What a bunch of fags (from the pic link):
Christopher sounds highly jealous of Shia LaBeouf. He’s had two big hits last year and is going to have another big hit this year. I bet you anything Disturbia wouldn’t have gotten the money if Shia wasn’t in it and that Transformers would have made less if Shia wasn’t in it. He has a load of fan girls that will help him make the money. I also think this Indiana Jones will be just as good as the original because they made it in the same way as the originals, without CGI.
Also, Shia gets the girls and you’re probably just some geek sitting at home all the time playing your video games and snorting nasel spray.
Awww Shia looks sad that his arms are so small and girly. Awwww
*slap, stupid bitch, get that crap outta yo hair! and do some curls for chrissakes.
For the record, pal, my name ain’t "Christopher".
Nominus would know what I’m talking about if he wasn’t dead.
Nominus is not dead. He has merely risen to a class where he no longer needs to post his own comments during the day. Or, rather, he has transcended to a higher level. A level where he spends his time eating ice cream sundaes and using fine naked ladies as coffee tables, while naked bitches wash his dishes. And JHC is right, at least Indy knows how to properly punch a bitch. Midwest 3, represent.
Did Indy’s arthrtis keep him from buttoning up those last 8 buttons. Them are the hard ones.
Let’s attack their forum!
The
only tThing hotter than Cate Blanchettis anythingwith eyesa pulse a hole.FIXED (by the Hulk)
Yeah that Blanchett, she’s real grot, huh?
*whistles*
Midwest 3 needs to roll down on the Shia lovers with torches and pitchforks!
Everyone’s got a hate on for LePoof, but he was in holes, which is the exact opposite of what I’ve been up to.
Jack-that was good
Cate Blanchett in the Aviator = slamming my penis in a car door (feels about the same)
I don’t know, Fek. It says it needs to be intelligent debate and most of those people are praising Shia.
Has he always sported a purse?
I bet you I’d make more money is Shia LeBlow was in me.
Who said anything about debating? I am flaming!
Flaming them, that is. *I* am not "flaming"…you know what I mean?
Those commenting rules are downright draconian! No hate speech, intelligent conversation only, comments checked for Spam by moderators. I mean, that doesn’t leave a lot of room for dick jokes and references to millionaire dating websites.
Heather, so nice of you to take some time away from “doing nothing with your life” to join us.
Cuz he tips more than the redneck bar crowd, Chodin?
Cate Blanchett destroys viagra boner.
i was looking forward to having this thing for at least 2 more hours.
I am going to keep posting until I am banned. Hopefully they will send me a funny letter.
Nice posts on there Fek’lhr. You sir are a gentleman and a poet.
That’s not a purse, Heather. that’s a fanny pack
“…I’d make more money is Shia LeBlow was in me.”
Who switched the fucking “S” and “F” key on my goddamn keyboard!?!?!
SFD, just find some Zac Effron pics. Your boner will be right back.
Oh how I yearn for the days of Cloverfield marketing. They were smart enough to keep images of the grotesque monster under wraps…
Cheque please!
Czec please!
"… I’d make more money if Fhia Leblow waf in me"
? I’m confused Chodin.
Can I have a morsel of jocular abuse with my rejection?
Fanny packs go over your shoulder?
Chodin, thanks. Nice of you to take time away from being bitter about the fact that I passed your current annual salary when I was four to acknowledge me.
Here’s the latest publicity still from Indiana Jones and the Something of Somethingorother.
Llance, I believe the new working title is Indiana Jones and the Quantum of Colase.
That photo has been doctored. His pants are too low and his belt’s not white.
Well…THAT didn’t take long. They are almost as efficient as Fat Fagturd (Matt Ufford).
Aww man, did I miss it? I assumed yours was about planting your very own Shia field Fek, that wasn’t you?
No, I called them a bunch of shit-fucking ladymen.
…………………………………………………………………………………………………going for a drive…………………………………………………….someplace nice……………………………….
*tyres screeching*
True story; I just went to get some coffee and when the Starbucks-wench asked the dude in front of me (whose summer home, I assume, is a yurt) his name, he told her "Bong."
However, his delivery lacked Fek’s enthusiasm and Barry-White-like bass.
Did he have dumps like a truck, truck truck
Rots like what what what
Bong Bong bong bong boooong
The only thing hotter thanCate Blanchett is anythingwith eyesa pulse a hole.Fixdesterester.
Rotwangchung:
He sent one of his slaves to get him coffee. Now you’re going to get the poor kid into trouble when Fek finds out…
I’ve been doing a GIS on the exquisite Cate Blanchett to embarass some of you bounders. Pictures like this don’t help much:
[thesuperficial.com]
Sorry, Cate. You’re on your own, ten pages is my limit.
~~~~~~~~~~brrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyce~~~~~~~~
Holy Crap, she looks worse than Courtney Love
The only thing hotter thanCate Blanchettis anything with eyesa pulsein a hole.Fixedenheimer
The only thing hotter thanCate Blanchett is anything with eyesa pulse a hole.Megan Fox and Scarlett Johanson dressed as schoolgirls, kissing.
Ok. Now we’re back on track.
Charlie Bronze mercilessly links: [thesuperficial.com]
So she’s got a part in The Hobbit? Andy Serkis is gonna be pissed.
[thesuperficial.com]
Hey! I didn’t know they were remaking Ghostbusters!! They already have the library ghost character cast!!!!
Judging by the bruise marks on her tits Charlie, I’m guessing she’s into clothespins or alligator clips as part of her selection of fannypack sextoys.
Yikes! Talk about zombies in film…..
What does it mean when a busy day a work stresses me out, because I can’t filmdrunk?
The only thing hotter thanCate Blanchett is anything with eyesa pulse a hole.mmmmaaaaatttttttttttt ddddaaaaammmmmmmooonnnnn!
She’s the cinematic equivalent of having to hold hour friend’s penis so he can piss after a horrifying nondescript hand mutilation incident.
It aint heavy, he’s my broheim.
Maybe she was method acting at the time for some role in a Holocaust movie. She was playing the part of one of the shovels that was used to dig the pit some of the victims were dumped in.
*your*
dammit satan.
*santa*
Stone
What’s Lisa Rinna been up to these days?
“..day a work” is what all the badass mother fuckers say.
NEW POST!!!!
Stone
What’s Lisa Rinna been up to these days?
Funny you should ask, Jack. She’s actually trying to get the crowd out of her back yard. It seems people on passing tour busses mistook her for a Rolling Stones concert billboard. They’ve been camped out there for a few days now.
HIS BAG IS FILLED WITH DIAPERS AND FIXODENT