‘INCREDIBLE HULK’ PREVIEW TEASER
03.11.08Don’t adjust your monitors, you read that headline correctly – this is actually a teaser for a trailer, which premieres tomorrow. The Louis Leterrier-directed (previously of The Transporter) Hulk redo (not a sequel to Ang Lee’s Hulk) stars Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, and Tim Roth, and opens June 13th.
Children having children, trailers having trailers – what’s the world coming to? Still, it’s far less disturbing than the teaser for the poster, which was just Ed Norton wearing a nightie and smeared lipstick looking directly into the camera holding a finger up to his lips.
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I think it’s fucked up that they just redo a movie a few years after it has came out. If that’s the best that they can come up with then I hope that all of Hollywood from the Execs and Studio Chiefs; to the Writers; Directors and Actors; choke on a dick.
Why don’t we just pick the top ten grossing movies of all time and just remake them over and over. That has to be the greatest idea in cinematic history (and a good business decision), right?
But won’t people get bored of watching the same movies over and over again?
Of course not, they are stupid, fuck them. And hey, how can you not like E.T? You’re fired! Green light the E.T. Redux.
Someone is in a mood today…
I think this will work on the internet too. I’m going to wait five minutes, and then repost everything bryce said.
I’ll have to send an agngry letter to the Ministry of Silly Walks. You wouldn’t like it when I get angry (letter writing)….
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teaser for trailer = brochure for doublewide
Which, after seeing this, is what this film will be equal to.
GreenWhite trash.Is this the "sweded" version?
Ok, are these guys so excited about their movie they think you will care? Or is this the marketing department equilvalent of "Hey guys, look over here!"?
Ohhhh I hope they remake Norbit but I want to see it this time with Michael Clark Duncan. Ohh and maybe the Fantastic Four but this time with Star Jones, Michael Clark Duncan, Doug Henning and Laetitia Costa. What I’m saying is Quizons commercials aren’t enough the world needs more Michael Clark Duncan.
Hey, if watching a commercial that tells me about an upcoming commercial can’t get me to watch a program on MTV, then I just don’t know what will (bring back Liquid TV)
Hey, if watching a commercial that tells me about an upcoming commercial can’t get me to watch a program on MTV, then I just don’t know what will (bring back
Liquid TVRemote Control).[(fixed)]
Quizons = my favorite non-affiliated franchise since I ate at MacDonald’s.
Oh, I loved the old Mtv, before the Real World.
disclaimer
The Real World is in no way affiliated with,or related to, the actual world we, or anyone else lives in
Real World was most definitely the first sign of the MTV Apocalypse. That and Road Rules. I fuckin hate those shows. And then they put ‘em together? Fuck you very much MTV.
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Incredible Hulk teaser? I thought you had some Henn and Hypnotiq up in this bitch for me.
I think the major studios should participate in an annual competition. Select one script, – new or existing – agree on a budget, and each do their version of it simultaneously. Release them all on the same night, and guage reaction.
It’d be the cinematic version of ‘Spec Racing’ – where a team is given a set of rules by which to build a car. Each team then takes their identically prepared car racing. It’s a test of driver, not budget or car.
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Tim Roth would make a good "The Mole" from the Fantastic Four #1.