Hey, remember our friend Marie Cotillard, the best actress oscar winner who’s naked all the time? Turns out she has some theories.
Referring to the two passenger jets flown into the World Trade Centre, Miss Cotillard said: "We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes, are they burned? There was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burned for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed."
Did I miss something? Are there planes being flown into towers all the time and I just haven’t been hearing about it? What the hell, you guys!
Miss Cotillard suggested that the towers, planned in the early 1960s, were an outdated "money sucker" which would have cost so much to modernise that it was easier to destroy them.
It’s true. My father is a wealthy businessman and he always tells me, “Son, the cheapest way to demolish a building is to get some Arabs to hijack a plane and crash it into it. Those guys who drive the big trucks with the ball attached to a long chain? Forget it, they charge a billion dollars a second."
Turning to America’s space programme, she said: "Did a man really walk on the moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don’t believe all they tell me, that’s for sure." [Telegraph]
It’s true, there are just some things the government and big media don’t want you to know. Like that my semen cures aging, for instance. If everyone blew me, what would all the cosmetics companies and funeral directors and plastic surgeons and 60 Minutes reporters do? They’d be out of a job and the economy would collapse – it’d be a disaster. But, baby, you don’t wanna be like all those other sheep anyway, do you? [Thanks to 'RoboPanda' for the tip]
I want more like this!
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