HOLLYWOOD STILL HATES YOU
03.25.08
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Regency has picked up a pitch about two shipwrecked brothers called… Cutlass Island. I hope they paid less than a dollar for it.
The story deals with a secret piece of legislation signed by Abraham Lincoln in 1863 called the Unique Lands and Species Act. The brothers uncover the mystery of the historic document and its lost world, Cutlass Island. The fantasy adventure is in the vein of "Harry Potter" and "Jurassic Park," with the boys swearing to protect the islands against those bent on destroying them.
Not surprisingly, Regency was also the studio responsible for Shutter, Jumper, and Meet the Spartans, and that’s why everyone who works there is going to burn in hell for all eternity. I’m reminded of the best SNL Weekend Update joke so far this year: “Hollywood estimates that the writer’s strike cost $2.5 billion in lost revenue – or in other words, ten movies about treasure.”
A National Treasure ripoff from the studio who did Meet the Spartans… I’m speechless.
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Why don’t they just make a movie about a movie that rips off other movies?…eh too logical.
I’m pretty sure the only secret act Lincoln signed in was the creamy man thigh act.
I didn’t realize that the lead in Meet the Spartans was Sean McGuire. I’m sure that less than 1% of anyone cares about that…
Anyway, fuck this? OK then!
Lincoln’s secret act? A sex act called the Gnasher. while giving oral you slip out your wooden teeth and at the vital second of climax you use you dentures to clamp down hard enough to break the skin on the clit/bell end.
BOOSH!!!
I think it would be more logical if they had Taft sign the secret piece of legislation. Only, it wasn’t secret, people just couldn’t read the location of Cutlass Island written into the act because he spilled barbecue sauce all over it.
This reminds me of my favorite Abraham Lincoln joke:
Q: What did Abraham Lincoln say after a long night of drinking?
A: I freed the slaves so this country could be even more liberated to the extent that people in a fabricated Californian city will one day waste small fortunes on films that are only entertaining to retards because they feature interesting noises and bright colors?
Alls I know is last night me and Steve watched "Meat The Spartans", and it was daLISH!
"Tonight we dine…….at Ssssssspagooo’s!" *squish*
I’m going to make a documentary of two friends who set the Regency offices on fire, then sit on a nearby hill and pick off the employees fleeing the blaze with high-powered sniper rifles. Catch Broiling for Columbine at this year’s Sundance festival.
The only secret act that Lincoln was involved in was the unexpected intermission at Ford’s Theater.
A Lincoln’s way better than a Cutlass. Fugettaboutit.
"Lincoln’s Secret Act" is that he was a cast member of Our American Cousin and his death was staged as the finale of the show. It’s common theatre knowledge.
I hate you so much, Stone.
Hey, Regency also did Mr. and Mrs. Smith. While the movie itself may not have been only good, not great, you can’t argue the fact that the making of that movie caused the end of Jennifer Aniston’s marriage should be counted a success for everybody (except Aniston, of course).
I never realized that Regency really meant – I shit in your eyes and tardfuck your brain ya sucker dipshits! – I always thought it had something to do with Enlightenment period goverrnmental bodies.
Happy B-Day, Caldo de Piedra
Regency has picked up a pitch about two shipwrecked brothers called… Cutlass Island.
This industry news brought to you by General Motors.
Lincoln’s Secret Act was that when he was by himself, he would put on blackface and sing "Candy Man" whilst cross-eyed.
There is a glitch in the Matrix, Lance. Where did the previous posts go? The Eddie Murphy one from this morning is now #2…
I hate you so much, Stone.
Just because I didn’t take the time to Google the name of the play?
I might as well hop on this bandwagon too:
Happy Birfday Stone. Even if I really knew you, I still wouldn’t get you anything.
Stoney, if this movie studio keeps this shit up, it may go the way of the Oldsmobile.
I’ma guess that this is still Fat Penguin fallout from Bren-dawn’s big fucking deal exclusive last week bryce. At least that’s the party line I keep hearing whenever I complain to management.
Happy B-Day, Caldo de Piedra
Muchas Gracias, mi amigo. Me gusta mi cumpleano.
20 bucks says Jack! didn’t have to Google it. Fuckin theater geek.
Where’s Zog Durst at today? I need a ruling on whether he would call you Rock Water.
Stone! What the fuck did you just say about a cum piano?
Confession though. I too knew the name of the play. I am not however a theater geek. I am a history geek.
I’m just a geek.
I’m a pedantic geek, I actually do bite the heads off live chickens.
What happens if you spoof a comedy and make is serious?
Do you piss blood?
I love it when this place gets high brow.
*SMB sparks corn cob pipe*
Hollywood execs wouldn’t know an original idea if it fell out the sky, pulled off its pants and face-mounted them while singing "Lincolnshire Poacher" and vibrating at 11545 kHz.
Fuck this, I got my money saved for House Party: The Musical.
I SMELL PUSSY!
Lance, you have confused and frightened me with your crazy posting voodoo.
erswi: I used to have a cum piano, all 88 keys were white.
ESTAS BRUJERIA!
I liked Kid ‘N Play. Class Act was some funny shit. Those two had a pretty good thing going there for quite a while. Gave Mah’iiiiiiinnnn his break didn’t they?
When you tried to play it did the keys all stick to your fingers Stinky? I hate it when that happens. Quick tip, use baby wipes afterwards.
This is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2!
He is a Star Trek geek.
I thought comedy spoofs of movies were just porn, no?
Erswi, you would have made yourself $20 if anyone had accepted your bet.
I’m a science geek
I’m a flirtatious drunk [at said-designated family gathering events].
I’m an asshole. So I’ve heard, but what does My slut of a Mother know anyway!
WHERE’S MY STOVE TOP STUFFING, SLUT!
I am a banana.
*knock-knock-knock*
I’m a convicted sex offender…
…and I just moved in next door. HOWDY NEIGHBOR!
*pokes head through front door, looks around quickly*
Stone Soup three days older than dirt.
Zog make joke.
The girls say I’m like a pineapple. All rough and rugged on the outside, and sweet inside. Stupid bitches.
*evil laugh*
The girls say I’m like a pineapple grenade. A little tug, a little toss, and I go off and ruin everything.
Is it wrong to avoid watching a movie or tv show, or avoid reading a book just because I know I won’t like it?
People get all pissy with me all the time because I refuse to watch or read certain things because I feel it will either bore or disinterest me. How is that a problem?
I don’t put a fucking gun to anyone’s head and demand they like Punisher comics, but because I won’t read Harry Potter (or some other shit like that) I am "close minded"?
Will anyone answer all of these questions?
All the answers you seek are in my new pamphlet titled "I am open-minded" is secret code for "I’m just as closed-minded as everybody else, but on top of all that, I’m also an overbearing asshole"
Fek, I don’t want to even read your comment.
It looks too long and I have a feeling that I’m just not going to fucking like it.
Is it wrong to avoid watching a movie or tv show, or avoid reading a book just because I know I won’t like it? No, I do the same thing.
People get all pissy with me all the time because I refuse to watch or read certain things because I feel it will either bore or disinterest me. How is that a problem? If you’d rather spend your time with your fifi, I don’t see that as a problem.
I don’t put a fucking gun to anyone’s head and demand they like Punisher comics, but because I won’t read Harry Potter (or some other shit like that) I am "close minded"? No, slightly ajar perhaps.
Will anyone answer all of these questions? Nope.
If Mighty Fek’lhr choose not decide, Mighty Fek’lhr still make choice.
Fek: You should strive to be more like Abe Lincoln, he was very open minded.
Fek- Some guy in my office has been bugging me to watch How i Met Your Mother. Why waste an hour of my life if i know it’s not for me? I say fuck ‘em. Read/watch what you want.
*Cranks up Born in the USA*
Fek, you should come to one of Pauly and I’s Klan meetings one of these times…
…it may just open up your close-minded, little, fucking head.
Fek, did the Jews have a choice back in WW2?
If I don’t like it, I’m not fucking with it.
I actually don’t associate myself with people who don’t put The Last Unicorn in their top five movies of all time and own a Hello Kitty backpack.
So…. Fuck you guys!
It’s just one of those things, I can always tell within the first 5 minutes of a movie, a commercial for a tv show, the first paragraph of a book, or the first 30 seconds of a song whether or not I will like something.
It is simple, things I enjoy, I enjoy from start to finish. If there is a part I don’t enjoy, I am not enjoying it. It never fails, songs I like, I like from the opening second. Books I like, I like from the first page. I have never been reading a book and said to myself, "Well, the first five chapters were crap, but now it’s getting good!" That book would be sitting in a garbage can after page one if that were the case.
People of Earth, don’t get all pissy with me! There’s some shit I like, some I don’t, and that’s all there is to it!
(BTW, this isn’t directed at anyone here, it just happened to be something I was thinking about.)
Fek, people who say that suck. Fuck them. Or BTK them. I wont read shit I dont like. But I just look at them like they are idiots to suggest it. Makes them go away.
When masturbating, I usually give up within the first 5 minutes…
8=D;(
Fek, do you ever watch a show you know is going to piss you off, just so you can spout off at the first moron who expectantly asks if you’ve seen it so they can launch into a boring speech about how good last night’s episode was?
Don’t tell me I’m the only one people…
I used to walk out of shitty movies. I had a friend who would name movies she loved, and you could bet money I had walked out on them. She would try to argue with me about it, but I didnt care. She is a tool.
You may be on your own Quixote. Sorry.
“I used to walk out of shitty movies.”
I like to walk in on good movies and then just hang out in the aisle and go: “Holy fucking shit! Are you seeing how great this is right now!? If someone gets up and tries to leave the theater, I’m going to fucking stab them like we’re at ‘The Signal’ !!!!! “
Fek, I’m same way. If someone says “Oh, you should watch it, it’s pretty good.” Given the person and/or previews I may have seen. If it doesn’t grab my interest, I feel like I’ll be wasting seconds of my life on that bullshit.
I could be jacking off.
To the continued amusement of
my colleaguesmyself at work, whenever a new song is given an over eager build up on the radio by some dj, i give it one second of the intro and shout "Shit!". Never gets old.To be fair Charlie, you’re from across the pond aren’t you? If so, I thought all they played in Europe was either Techno or Amy Winehouse. You’re golden by shouting Shit! no matter what.
Lance’s comment about the Canthecubsmendmyheart.com guy over at WL:
Dude, just start wearing eyeliner and listening to Panic at the Disco like everyone else. Midwesterners are weird.
I need a vote from my fellow Midwesterners? Aside from its obvious geological positioning, should Chicago be considered a midwestern city? I say no.
Also, I’m completely fucking retarded.
I need a vote from my fellow Midwesterners
?Aside from it’s obviousgeologicalgeographical positioning, should Chicago be considered a midwestern city? I say no.Chicago is an East Coast city that got the terrible misfortune of mid-western geo-positioning and linguistics. Kinda like N.O. in that way. We’re more of a 17th century city with the unfortunate plight of it being 2008 and all.
I say unfortunate in that it is, so far as I know, illegal to own blacks.
Aside from its obvious geological positioning, should Chicago be considered a midwestern city? I say no.
Hell no. To be fair though, most national meteorologists consider Ia. Ne. Ks. Mo. to be "Plains States". I find that offensive. Mostly because we’re not plain. Christ, just look at the posts You, Fek, Nom, Michelle and I make. Plain? More like plain fuckin’ goofy.
JHC, yup. Here’s the current Radio 1 playlist that i get subjected to day in day out for 8 hours:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/playlist/
i’d say it was roughly 50/50 US to British acts. There’s actually about 10 tracks on there i enjoy hearing but, for fuck’s sake, if i hear Nine in the motherfucking Afternoon one more time i’m going to leave the room until it’s over.
Oh yeah, and Hugh G. Rection. He’s pretty busy banging hot chicks and what not to post a whole bunch though.
Donkey: About time you retired that animal, cheap fuck…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7311990.stm
I am from the midwest, too, and the only thing I like plain are mustache rides. Hitler staches don’t get the job done and handlebar staches tickle. Burt Reynolds staches are just right.
Bryce,
I’ve been trying to get that fucking primadonna to quit for years now, but I couldn’t force her out. Something about knowing some Russian mafiosos. It wasn’t just the nodding her head to the music or the occasional dump she took on stage. She would constantly lock herself in her dressing room and cry about why her name wasn’t on the marquee. She couldn’t perform without her daily carrot enema and, quite frankly, we were all getting tired of her rampant anti-semitism.
Wow! I’m on the "to be fair" diet here lately. Dumbass…..
Does this monitor make my ass look fat?
::leaves to get a MY footlong sweet onion teriyaki chicken sub from Subway::
It’s 75 degrees in our fair city. Compare that to the 50 in the Upper North West and 34 in the Middle East.
Haha! That donkey probably eats better than 90% of the Russian citizens.
Now that I think about it, it probably smells better than 90% of the Russian citizens too.
What that donkey lacks in not being an actual person she makes up for in not being an actual Russian person.
Fek: You should strive to be more like Abe Lincoln, he was very open minded.
Especially around the exit wound area.
"Sic Semper tyrannis!"
Anyhoo, is it legal to kill someone for eating their yogurt loudly and scraping the container for a good 5 minutes? Preeety sure it is.
What are we talking about?
Michelle, is it one of those yogurt cups that has around 400 calories being eaten by a fatty who says things like "I’m watching what I eat" ?
If so, BTK away!
dammit! I’m racking my
selfbrain trying to remember what the hell the name is of Pauly’s avatar. I know he was Aussie, but for the life of me, I’m drawing a blank!Yahoo Serious
(Not in Double Dragon)
Fuck! Thanks Donkey. Wasn’t he in Frogger?
Nah, that was Yahoo Amphibious.
Greg Pead
Its 78 degrees here. but 2 weeks ago we had snow. Texas is a very strange place
Fek: You should strive to be more like Abe Lincoln, he was very open minded.
Especially around the exit wound area.
Set. Spike. Point. High fives!
It’s 85 degrees here. Every day, hot and sunny… It gets boring after a while.
Are you in Arizona, bryce?
He was in Young Einstein. Does that count? Did he ever do anything else? IMDB says that he has written, produced, and directed three movies. Wanna take a guess how many movies he’s acted in?
It’s getting hot, and my buzz isn’t going to keep itself going.
Carrot Top is the new Kathy Griffen who was the new Yahoo Serious.
His Wiki page says he tried to sue Yahoo over using his name and that Clay Aiken once said that Yahoo Serious should play him in a movie about his life because people said they look alike.
Really Clay? Does Shia LeBeouf not have a kid sister?
I’m down in the islands. And it’s nearly rum o’clock…
Austrailians love him Erswi. Dont they? I dont know. I got nothing, and yet I keep typing.
Here, we drink Bacanora and catch Scorpions to sting joints and smoke them.
Einstein was from Walla Walla Creek, right mate? And his best mate was Mick ‘crocodile’ Dundee…
It’s 65 degrees in Kansas City and it snowed two days ago. There are advantages to living in a land of mullets and Nascar apparel. Every day is a surprise.
Ok, free anal and blow jobs if someone will give me some nicotine.
seriously.
Pauly: That’s crazy dude! How do you roll a joint small enough for a scorpion to smoke it?!
Donkey is a Midwesterner? So is Michelle?
Nom, J, should we beat them into the gang?
Those were flurries Heather.
Also, you forgot to include "Crystal Meth Capital of the World"
You’ll be amazed what Scorpion pinchers can hold, bryce.
*Crosses fingers*
True, and with those claws you wouldn’t need a roach clip…
Seriously though, a wet-back put me up on letting Scorpions sting them joint and fill it with venom, then you smoke it. ¡Que Loco!
*Chodin bursts through hotel door, spraying champagne all over the Goddamn place.*
FUCK THE ‘DAYS INN’ !!!!!!
If I can catch it on my tongue, it is snow. <— Something my dad told me when I was seven and on my knees?
I didn’t want to get into specifics, Donkey. The "City of Fountains" doesn’t like to brag.
*chodin notices heather crapbag.*
Hmmmmmmm, I thought it smelled like “lack of hymen” in here…
He was a wet-back named ‘Lucky’. He was a weed mule from Hermosillo. He would sing Pink Floyd’s "Another Brick in the Wal" but make up his own words.
Pretty sure that qualifies me as snow.
Snow the Rapper?
Chod, quit talkin shit to my girlfriend or I will TYPE REALLY HARD!
INFORMER fasdjghargiojarigjiarjgjareigjr rgrjgirj play em I likka boom boom down!
Chodin, hey! I thought I heard the footsteps of low self-esteem and life-long virginity creeping up behind me. What’s up, girlfriend?
At least you’re on the Missouri side heather, aside from the Legends, the Kansas side of Kansas City is where all the
actioncriminal activity is really at.Hey, boyfriend. You are looking super tall today. XOXO.
Eibz, a carton of Winstons, two $10 cigars and a pipe full of Reiner Red Label are in the mail as we speak. Call me.
Look heather, just because we didn’t smoke a joint-comment award this week, DOESN’T mean you’re allowed to bleed all over the place.
*notices puddle of blood at heather’s feet*
Yeah. I avoid North KC because I choose life. If I’m traveling past downtown KC, I wear blackface for security.
Luch: this is between me and the beast…
First day’s flow is ALWAYS the heaviest.
I mean
GRRRR……OIL CHANGES!
I got yo back angel face, I’ll be standing over here.
Oh, Chodin… If there was anyone I’d want to ride my CotW coattails, it’d be you baby.
Luch: this is between me and the beast…K.
I’m down with any new members of the Midwest 3. Before joining though, you need to know 2 things.
1) Ass Grass or Gas. Nobody rides for free.
2) Whatever Fek says, goes. Don’t ask why, you won’t like the answer.
Nite all. Off to the proctologist.
I’ll bring back a lolly.
Wait a minute. Eibz, when you say free anal and blowjobs are we talking about seperate experience with some down time in between? Or are we talking A2M? Cuz if we’re talking A2M, I am on the fucking road to Texass right fucking now!
I wore blackface to a Wizards game once… not as popular with the Argentine district as I though it would be.
Pshhh, Lord knows your crotch looks like Florida heather. I wouldn’t ride your coattails with Fek’s sick dick.
Ah is a, Ah is a, Should I save her?
I want to be saaaaaved!!!!
Pauly- That stinging joints thing was bullshit right?
*Looking for scorpions in the parking lot*
Oh JHC, I can offer ass and gas.
Nope, Suckme, True Fuckin’ Story.
Iill smoke Ass Grass.
ROLL IT UP!
Donkey, I’ve been meaning to
askaxe you all day. Your avatar? Edward James Olmos, yes?BTW, did you know that as burros decompose, they give off an incredible amount of methane?
Ha! you thought I was beating a dead horse!
Edward James
OlmosBowl-of-oatmeal-face?Actually Erswi, It’s Abobo from the Double Dragon movie.
mmm Erswi, the details can be worked out.
The Donkey doesn’t lie
Donkey, I have never been to a Wizards game because soccer is for queers.
Chodin, I’m still not sure why you think claiming you wouldn’t ever hook up with me hurts my feelings, as if you believe you’d have a chance in the first place. But, good comeback.
Believe it or not; in this scene, he’s being force-fed spinach by Alyssa Milano as a means of interrogation/torture.
Even worse Heather, this is back when they were just known as ‘The Kansas City Wiz’
I played soccer once……
once.
Me too.
Wait, soccer is the one where you put on those giant oversized boxing gloves and punch eachother right?
If you punching cunt, then that’s Foxy Boxing.
Well if soccer is for queers, just call me . . . . the most hetero man any of you have ever met in your lives. EVER!
Sorry. My work as a spammer sort of "pours over" into my comments sometimes.
Heather, I hate to break it to you, but I’m gorgeous. I shit prime rib (medium rare) and I cum whipped cream.
Do you piss Mountain Dew?
He’s right Heather. If he was a guy, I’d fuck.
Huh what? I go away for 10 minutes and you guys fill in 2 pages. Oh the bon motts I meeeesed
I’m an army brat for the record and went to HS and College in MO. I live in Brooklyn now. On account of that’s how I make rolls.
And that yogurt eating girl is smacking her gum now. I’ll be logging in tomorrow from prison. Byeee
“Do you piss Mountain Dew?”
I don’t know Pauly, do I ?
It’s more like Gatorade. Maybe a little more sugar in your diet?
Chodin, I care about as much about your appearance as I do about masturbating with a thumbtack popsicle.
Thumbtack popsicle huh? Pretty hot, tell me more.
She loves you for what’s on the inside, Chodin.
Heather, I once cured a chick’s root canal by French kissing her, and then there’s the time I repaired an elderly woman’s hip by fucking her missionary.
I am the Golden Child.
*chodin snatches up a bottle of Hi-C and bites the fuck through it*
Oh, and was there a reason Robo isn’t in the gang? We did verify his Midwestnicity, didn’t we?
2) Whatever Fek says, goes. Don’t ask why, you won’t like the answer.
Why does He always have to be the leader? Just because He has photon torpedoes (sperm) and disruptors (cell phone calls during movies)?
*Chodin finishes his Hi-C*
Wow…this party fucking got dead.
Dead?
*shoves open coffin lid and winks to Chod*
*Chodin reaches into coffin, pulls out DB’s Dead Nazi Mother. Props Dead Nazi up over shoulder*
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh, I’m a Dead Nazi….boooooooooo…..
*finishes his keg hand-stand*
What the fuck? Can’t have a party without Pauly?
Pauly means party in chinese. Because they say their R’s like their L’s and vice-versa.
*Pauly looks around. Notices no one is looking. Proceeds to jerk-off in coffee*
*Chodin comes out of laundry room, zipping up pants. A goat follows behind.*
PAULY!!!!! Quick, give me some coffee before the spuzz dilutes, you faggot!
No need for sugar, it’s sweet enough.
*winks*
*Chodin puts cigarette in mouth, points his handguns at Pauly’s crotch. Winks*
How come around this time of the day it always is
gayjust Chod and I?Get the fuck out of my sleeping bag, Chod! Get your own!
Time zones Pauly.
‘Degrassi’ plays everywhere except West Coast around this time.
The Westside is the best side.
…and Pauly, that’s not a sleeping bag.
That’s a dead chick.
I thought it was because everyones too stupid to have a good time.
Speaking off good times……
*Pauly dials phone number he found on bathroom wall. Chodin’s phone starts ringing*
What in the fuck……..
*Chodin speaks into phone*
Pauly!? What the fuck you doin’ at my mama’s crib????
Tryin’ to get up in your mama’s ribs.
Pshhh, man you tellin’ fibs.
<Pops head in door>
Fuck, it’s gay time? Imouttahere!
<Busts back through door>
Just kiddin fags! Whoes turn in the barrel?
Crap, we need a third for the circle jerk. You game or lame?
…mine tastes like a candy cane!
<drops trou, winks in accordance to rule #3>
What do you think?
You know, anywhere else on the internet, three dudes cybering would be considered gay…buttfuck, not here on filmDRUNK.
Dude, chod, that smells like broken hymen… tears bro, had me in tears.
<– My avi with the mouth eyeballs could make a cockfaced tripod. Wierd, eh?
Eye fucking you would be ideal, Crap. Does your eye swallow?
It’s like bowling ball holes for cocks.
They swallow like it’s the cure for cancer!
Crap, anytime you need a hyman joke: you can count on me.
I’m confused – no, not by you bottyslappers – by the banner ads. Earlier they were for some Dominican dating site. Now it’s Christian cupid. H’mm, i’m not sure about Christians. I mean, c’mon. We’re supposed to be civilised. Let’s knock this god shit on the head, eh? Any of your presidential candidates athiest? Vote for them. Do the rest of the world a favour.
Maybe that was the photographers reasoning for using a bald black woman.
And anytime you need your hymen poked, Holla!
All the politicians here in Amerika are Jesus humpers CB. I think there is one congressman, who came out agnostic after election BTW, and a few state legislators that are honest about their lack of the god dellusion. Just got a muslim elected to congress though. w00t!
Charlie, I agree. I think it’s very poignant how society contrives it’s values…
*A butterfly floats past Chodin. Chodin stands up and follows the insect…*
Anyone who believes in god shouldn’t be allowed to vote. That should sort that out.
Being covicted for assault and being a felon has helped me with not being allowed to vote.
1 in 4 people say they are agnostic or atheist. 65% say they are members of the jesus death cult, but only 40% day that they regularly attend church, yet in a representative government this hypocrytical and dellusional population…
<notices butterfly, claps hand and smashes it, trips chodin>
…is pandered to by all of the political hopefuls. It’s embarrassing for us rationalists and our nation in the world view.
I mean, uh, I like to put hot butter on tortillas fuck them and then feed them to my dog whils singing Butterfly Kisses!
*Chodin stands up and smiles: no front teef *
Which may seems strange, but is cheeper than dog food.
No front teeth, eh chod? <throws arm around shoulder> Do you like movies about Turkish prisons?
It would be more fun if you could vote against and the candidate who gets the most negative votes has to pay a forfeit. Tarred and feathered maybe. Man. i’d bet the electoral turnout would be close to 100% if you knew you had the chance to get some po-faced liar shot out of a cannon.
Is a gay mormon a gaymon?
Or is that like a gay, rasta dude?
It would be a More-man.
Plus: Gaymaican
And what about: Cockasians?
Cockasian? I don’t even know any!
Boosh?
Should I feel bad for breaking my masturbation record on Easter Sunday of all days?
What you jacked off 21 times?
Worse Pauly…666 times.
8====D:(
Fuck this, I’m outta hear. I need a drink and a bong before I punt a toddler.
Adios asshole.
Looks like I missed the circle jerk
So many comments. I actually wanted to see this just to see them push "Britney" into the pit of death.
LSU!!! LSU!!! LSU!!! LSU!!! LSU!!! LSU!!! LSU!!! LSU!!! LSU!!! LSU!!! LSU!!!
*the preceding was entitled ‘an odor to erswi’*
Purple
Nominus is still up? How dare you not be online!