
According to CinemaBlend, The Universal Society of Hinduism is demanding an advance screening of Mike Myers’ new movie The Love Guru for Hindu leaders.
The request comes from a fear that the movie appears to be lampooning Hinduism while tossing about Hindu terminology frivolously, according to a press release issued by the group. President of the Society, Rajan Zed, stated that Hinduism should not be taken lightly, as the oldest and third largest religion in the world.
Reached for comment, Rajan said, "’His karma is huge’? What does that even mean? Is that supposed to be some sort of lame dick joke? If one is to make a double entendre joke, at least one of the words in it has to have more than one meaning – that is the basic definition of double entendre! Rajan does not believe that is the case here. Do not get me wrong, Rajan loves dick jokes. But ‘His karma is huge’? That is not funny. That does not even make sense. Rajan watch movie trailer and the whole time Rajan think, ‘Has not Rajan already seen these jokes somewhere before?’ And then Rajan think, ‘Austin Powers! Rajan already saw all these dumb gags in the Austin Powers movies.’ Rajan is offended by this Love Guru, for he presumes Rajan has never seen an American comedy movie before. Rajan has seen many comedies. Rajan loves Wedding Crashers. But Rajan thinks Love Guru deserves direct-to-DVD release. That is all – Rajan has spoken."
MINI UPDATE – As pointed out by commenter "The Luchador", Myers may think he’s getting a pass because he’s buddies with Deepak Chopra [ha, more like DeeBAG Chopra - Ed.]. Relevant video after the jump.
Ahh, nothing better than a comedian who will seriously discuss "his craft", is there?



That is going to be one smelly advance screening.
Hindus hate Mike Myers? I didn’t even know I was Hindi!
Too bad the Muslims don’t hate Mike Myers.
The Universal Society of Hinduism is demanding an advance screening for Hindu leaders.
Just another example of foreigners trying to get free shit.
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They might as well have it in Orlando, J.
Convenient stores around the country will close for 2 hours in honor of this advanced screening.
The Mighty Fek’lhr feels that movies that outrages religion should be shown to children of that faith.
Rajan watch movie trailer and the whole time Rajan think, ‘Has not Rajan already seen these jokes somewhere before?
Zog offended. Zog demand man with big thumb give Zog advance copy all material sound like Zog. Zog no approve this post.
Meyers thinks he has an "in" because he’s banging Deepak Chopra.
See here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABAHR0oNusM
Why can’t these yIntaghs hate this movie because it sucks (like we do)? Hating it for any other reason is a waste of time.
I guess if I was from Canadia, I’d be offended that he doesn’t ever play a Canadianian. But that’s just me and I’m outta pills.
I don’t hate it because it sucks, Fek. I hate it because Mike Myers sucks. Subtle difference.
Rajan Zed should shut the fuck up and clean the Slurpee machine. Leave the Western hate to the Muslims, they’re the professionals.
So who should be demanding an advanced screening of "You Don’t Mess with the Zohan", Israelies or Hairstylists?
So if the Muslims hate us and the Hindus hate us and the Hindus and the Muslims hate each other . . . who the hell is going to be the first to shoot Mike Myers in the fucking head?
What? Where did you think I was going with this?
Mike Myers died out three films before Will Ferrel. They both suck and so will this piece of shit.
Ooooh the Hinus are pissed! That is just behind pissing off the Care Bears Society in terms of physical danger.
Hindus.
Shit. Can’t type for crap today…
My only comfort is that somewhere, some psycopath is writing kill Mike Myers with an axe over and over again, in the daily planner section of his transformers trapper keeper.
*is the thought
My mom is a nurse and sends me a Deepak every time I get sick. Clears me right up.
Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. What’d you say about my Transformers Trapper Keeper? It’s pretty fuckin boss, right?
Next for Meyers: working on the screenplay re-write of Rushdie’s The Satanic Verses.
Fuck, put an extra "e" in Myers. I’m an idiot.
Im not going to fuck around here, the only Hinduism I know of is from Indiana Jones movies and they can take your fucking heart out of your chest with there bare hands.
I was about to write "bear hands" and thought it would be great if a requirement of Hinduism would be bear hands.
Mola Ram, mola ram!
I’m getting tired of Hollywood ruining my happy childhood memories. Mike Meyers making shitty movies, the Transformers movie, the upcoming G.I. Joe movie. I swear, if they let Michael Bay make a My Little Pony movie I will just up and die from a broken heart
GRRRR….. Dental Procedures without the Use of Novocaine
I should study up on that whole spelling and punctuation thing.
Shallow: I don;t know dude, they hate to bear arms…
I almost reached Nirvana once, but Courtney Love took me down with her heroin-tipped blowgun darts.
Galley maaah, galley maaah…
Shallow-Technically, I think those guys worshipped Kali.
INDIAN THRILLER! Lance, I love you.
He demands his pretty ponies to be AWESOME.
"In everything that I’ve read, enlightenment is lightening up."
No Mike, you dipshit, enlightment is lighting one up. Geez, everyone knows that.
FUCK MIKE!!!
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Kali Ma
Shakti Dei
Austin Powers 4 >Love Guru
GET WITH IT MYERS!
" If [Mike Meyers] were an ice cream flavor, he’s be pralines and dick."
My fucking radio just woke me up and it wasn’t even plugged in. Damn you Mike Myers.
"Hindus hate Mike Myers"
Who doesn’t?
Shat da fak hup ya curry munchin dot heads! You have a elephant head god, a purple fuck that lives in the center of the earth flippin switches, you worship cows and if one walks into your living room and shits on your rug you get happy, and every year you all jump into the Gangese river to take a bath in raw sewage and several thousand die from disease. You are your own fucking joke!
Wow Craptastic. Dude, it’s a website making fun of movies. Calm down. Go bust a nut or soemthing. Yikes.
Craptastic = Mike Myers?
Every country worship’s something! Look at people here.
"HAHA those fucks worship cows! How dumb is that? Now excuse me but I have to take my dog to doggie yoga and buy him a belt so that is doggy pants dont fall off, but yeah HAHA those fucks treat cows like they are human or something!"
Well, I for one feel shamed by my insensitivity to a faith that worships purple elephant gods, think hamburgers are a sacrilege and have to dodge corpses in their holy river.
What was I thinking?
Though in all fairness to me, my thoughts were more along the line of what a sad waste of time this movie will be. Holy Jumping Cats, just imagine how many brain cells were destroyed in the production of the mess.
Yeah, swimming in shit in the Gangese is said to strengthen your immune system, in the same way drinking the water in Mexico does. You just get really sick first. Where was I going with this?
Ah yes, fuck you racsist peoples. I don’t know what pagan figure you worship, but I’d rather hot in hell than worship beside thee.
Oh, and Mike Myers is terrible. But you already knew that, right?
Tlaloc’s the name. Rain God’s the game. Checks and still-beating hearts accepted.
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LOOK AT THESE RACIST WHITE MOTHER FUCKERS WHO ARE IMPLYING HINDUISM IS STUPID. LOOK AT YOUR OWN SILLY RELIGION FIRST BEFORE MAKING ANY OTHER STUPID COMMENTS.
A TALKING SNAKE????????????? A 900 YEAR OLD MAN WHO TOOK 2 OF EVERY SPECIES ON THE PLANET AND PUT THEM IN A BOAT??????????? AND YOUR ONE TO TALK ABOUT HINDUISM LOL!