GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAAAA!!!!
03.13.08This video was on GorillaMask a few days ago, and I should be flogged and ridiculed for missing it. It’s a six-minute rap song about Predator, and it’s worth watching every second.
Puts my 27 Dresses ballad to shame, that’s for sure.
[Thanks to champion fartist BDarbs for the reminder]
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DO EEET! DO EET! KEEEL MEEEE!!!!
So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meat grindah!
thanks for the credit, dick. No wonder Grandpa hates you so much.
That fucking video PWND my dick.
Class dismissed…
I dont have a grandpa.
(Sad face)
27 Dresses? I wouldn’t wish that on a broke-dick dog.
Once he serves his Governor duties, Arnold should head this Comic Book franchise. This is an untapped goldmine.
http://www.marvelfamily.com/WhosWho/whoswho.asp?castid=19
I tried, but halfway through, decided I’d rather see Matt Damon remake Old Boy.
Slack Jawed Faggots isn’t used often enough.
God knows there’s a hell of a lot more of ‘em now than there were back in the 80′s. They’re like rabbits. You see one, you can be sure there’s another one getting ready to eat your carrot as soon as you look away.
Willie, I used to ride the short bus as well – AKA Jerome Bettis’ cock. (yes I just made a sports reference on a movie site)
Durst?
I aint got time to Durst.
(yes I just made a sports reference on a movie site)
Does that get you extra points?
Does that get you extra points?
I was hoping this place worked like High School.
It does, just with a lot more sexual frustration.
You wouldn’t believe how many women I seduced with my Dennis Rodman jokes.
Arnold Scwartzenegger may have killed the Predator, but Chis Hansen could have caught it.
Is that "The Streets"?
I was hoping this place worked like High School.
It is. I eat lunch alone every day.
If a girl is hot, but smells like patchouli…do I “fold” or go “all in” ?
Arnold Scwartzenegger may have killed the Predator, but Chis Hansen could have caught it.What the hell does Hansen have against child molestors anyway? They’re making love not war.
Go all in a fold, Chod. And fuck all over the place.
Chodin, I’d suggest a check-raise on the flop to see where you stand.
Superb.
Why can’t we get more stuff online like this?
*Chodin grabs ‘said girl’ by the wrists.*
I’m gonna make fuck to you!
Chodin, Go fish. Sorry that’s the only card game I know.
I’m gonna’ show her my heart and then club her ass.
must…resist…pun….
Fuckin’ spades.
I learned how to play spades in prison.
*leans over and whispers*
We’re still calling black guys spades, right?
Oh………OOooooooh.
I once had sex with uno old maid
BLAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
I don’t know what you’re talking about Pauly. I call black guys ni…..oh, it’s really not important.
I play alot of solitaire in the shower.
Sticky bath mat :(
You should poker in the the diamond.
The black knights who say… Ni!
I like to shuffle the deck in the shower.
I like to ejaculate on playing cards.
GUMMY RUMMY!
I found a Jujubee in a the the diamond once. Really wierded me out.
SYNCHRONIZE SNATCHES!
I found a Jujubee in a the the diamond once. Really wierded me out.
My girlfriends pussy juice looks like melted Velveeta.
Like the girls’ swim team.
I like to play 52 pick up. That’s where I throw a deck of cards on the ground aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand have sex with a middle aged woman.
Do you provide the limp noodle, Bob?
My girlfriends pussybone looks just like a dick and smells like my asshole, how odd is that I ask ya?
If I found a girl who’s pussy dispensed candy: first I’d marry her and then I’d let my teeth rot.
You ever think, Bob, it might be melted Velveeta. Did she eat a lot of grilled cheese?
I dunno, but pulling her "lips" apart is not unlike pulling apart the bread on a grilled cheese.
If a girls pussy dispensed candy, her pussy teeth would rot, would they not?
Better a grilled cheese than a tuna melt
If you find a YooHoo and Fritos in there, I’d suggest that might be her lunch box.
Whenever she wants me to go down on her I just tell her I’m lactose intolerant.
If that he lunch box, then i wanna stick my dick in the Snak-Pak.
Rotted pussy teeth means she needs an appointmentn with the orthodentataist.
My ex-girlfriend’s pussy neither had teeth nor dispensed candy, but it still managed to rot.
Your thoughts on the subject, Pauly?
Well….my ex girlfriend, wait I just made that up.
so uh what do breasts and the inside of a lady feel like? Warm apple pie, right?
Yeast is only good for making beer. I’m just saying…
My stupid dslexic mother tried to feed me with her pussy.
Well Chodin, all that exposure to sun light* may have caused it to go bad.
*Enough dick to wrap around the world twice.
I’m not even going to watch this clip. And it’s all of you guys’ faults. And it’s your fault that I’m commenting on it too. Fuck you guys.
OT: Did we determine RoboPanda’s whole post op tranny commentary was all a big fairy tale?
Chodin’s broad was a Sundevil Pauly.
Pauly, I’m just glad that we both snuck in there somwhere between 1-5069, and not somewhere in 5070 – 100567.
Phew!
*Chodin wipes brow*
Hey Nom, I even bothered to turn on my speakers for about the first 10 seconds of it. And I’m still angry about that.
Watch your mouth SuckMe…she went to hair school, but lived right next to the Arizona State campus. She was never a sundevil…but she fucked all the sundevils on campus.
Dodged that bullet like Neo, Buddy Buckarooster.
Soylent, I hopped in here after that whole ULTRA DURST yesterday…I kinda’ wanted to be like, “Robo, honestly…nobody fucking cares (in a good way)”. I mean, I’d say we kill more babies and blacks on this site than trannies, anyday.
Even if she was a Sundevil, SMB. That doesn’t keep the nickle between her knees.
Well the whistle has blown and another day of work-release is over. The bus is waiting to take me back to prison. See you guys tomorrow.
Chod I agree if I wanted to hear about other people’s reality I would not post stupid jokes on movieblog. I would uh, wtf was I talking about?
Well I mean, DUB and Pauly are both mexicans…we talk about how evil they are all the time. I think we’ve got some ham-sandwich-sexuals in here, we rip their buttholes all the tyme (like the spice). Lance has a huge thumb that we all talk shit on…you know, it’s just what we do. It’s like ‘In Living Color’: we get away with it because we make fun of EVERYTHING.
I’m just sorry that I was only born “drop-dead gorgeous” because we never make fun of that.
Some one mind filling me in (Very short version) on this Robo thing?
Sundevils go over the middle. They make miracles happen.
I didn’t even know trannies were becoming extinct until RoboTranda’s meltdown.
Drop dead gorgeous people are all post op tranny beaner fags!
Lucky for me, when I’m made fun of, I can counter my spic-instinct to stab a mother fucker with alcohol.
SheHe said something about a life expectancy of fourty and not being able to drink until you were middle aged. Seriously, WTF did that mean?Wow, sorry i missed it.
You guys want to do some more pussy jokes now?
That’s a touchy subject for me. By "touchy subject", I mean I got blown by a pre-op. But it happens to everybody, right?
RIGHT?!?!?
I think we should just drop it, guys.
You guys want to do some more pussy jokes now?
Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn’t."
I was thinking about getting an op untill RoboTranda totally scared me off of it yesterday. Having a pussy made out of your scrotem skin isn’t worth the bloody beat downs.
True Story: I walked in on Jonathan Davis of Korn getting blown by a she male named Jodi Strawberry.
You guys want to do some more pussy jokes now?
Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y’know I’d like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine’s as big as a house!"
I think we should just drop it, guys.
Seconded. Damn, why can’t I edit comments.
I curse the filter at my work. I can’t comment on topic because I can’t see the topic.
True Story: I walked in on Jonathan Davis of Korn getting blown by a she male named Jodi Strawberry.
Diid she eat his Korn-hole?
woah woah woah don’t go all doctress leisa on us here!! (if you need a moderator i’d gladly ban some of these fuckers… call me )
BT Don’t know, I quickly fled to go do a keg stand and smoke a joint.
Hey check it out ^ I said something about staying on topic..ha..ha ha.. he hee. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
So um….
….my ex-girlfriend was a HUGE whore?
Pauly–That’s a touchy subject for me. By “touchy subject”, I mean I got blown by a pre-op. But it happens to everybody, right?
Pre-Op trannie: Blown by a pre-op he/she means your de gey.
Post-Op trannie: Blown by a post-op trannie means your just a little wierd.
Atleast that’s what my uncle Samantha told me.
Yes she was Chod. Yes she was.
Lance feel free to delete my last comment. It was…insensitive.
If I was the moderator, fuck…I’d probably ban myself.
I’m a shithead.
My whore ex girlfriend prolly fucked your whore ex girlfriend. My whorex (<new word! QAHPLAH!) fucked the majority of Maries stationed in Yuma. So in the AZ whorex circles they may have crossed paths.
Small world
Special-Op Trannie: stealth blow job.
Bannana banna bo banna fee fy fo fanna… Amanda… hug and kiss
I like to ride ponies in the rain. Just thought I’d share that.
Whorex would be a good name for a roach motel style BTK contraption. You could set it up in pubcrawl areas to capture the high density of skeevy matress backs that circulate in these areas.
I’m gonna Durst this fucker and bail! Fuck OOOOooooooooffffff…..f
Lance—- “Damn, why can’t I edit comments.”
Because this is America, America.
In Soviet Russia men with big thumbs delete insentive comments.
I like your style crap.
Also noted in America spelling doesn’t count. Whew!
DURST!
This video reminds me of a time when Carl Weathers got paid for things other than parodying himself.
my name is durst…..finally good to be able to admit that.
I just found naked pictures of my Whorex on my old phone last night…fucking hilarious!
Michael Clark Duncan is the new Carl Weathers
Michael Clark Duncan is the new Carl Weathers
Sorry I just double clicked the mouse (not fingering myself).
Imagine if MJF commented here? He would have filled up a page with one comment.
Didn’t Stone Soup do that in the CotW once? He musta been having a seizure.
Durst is directing a movie called Comeback. I’m guessing it’s a prequel to last years The Comebacks (which starred CARL WEATHERS).
Nom-nobody is allowed to admit/confess anything else ever again. Unless it’s totally untrue.
Carl Weathers cut off his own kid’s foot with a lawn mower
. On purpose. YOU AH WAN AGHLY MADDAFAKKA!
That was your life’s epiphany, Bob.
my name is mud
That was your life’s epiphany, Bob.
I was quite pleased with how I tied those together AND stayed on topic.
My whorex fucked the majority of Maries stationed in Yuma.
310 A2M Yuma?
Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…ohhhh Lord, Kumbia…EVERYBODY! Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…ohhhh Lord, Kumbia…EVERYBODY! Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…ohhhh Lord, Kumbia…EVERYBODY! Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…ohhhh Lord, Kumbia…EVERYBODY! Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…ohhhh Lord, Kumbia…EVERYBODY! Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…Kumbia my lord, Kumbia…ohhhh Lord, Kumbia…EVERYBODY!
Kumbia DURST my Lord…
Let’s have a camp fire and make smore fif’s.
I used to call my girlfriend smores cuz she was a cracka on the outside and had a warm gooey white substance on the inside.
Smores remind me of my Whorex, because I should have thrown her ass in a fire.
Correction: I s hold have shoved a goddamn stick through her and then thrown her in the fire.
Whorex should be the name of the Vagisil Screening test
Lance totally deleted my last account, so know I’m using my original account that I lost the password on. I win!
Wait, I’m still here.
I lose.
Whorex should be the name of the Vagisil
Screening testtest Screening.Someone needs to start writing Vagisil: The Movie.Lance totally deleted my last account
I disabled your login until tomorrow morning – don’t you read your email?
"Lance totally deleted my last account, so know I’m using my original account that I lost the password on. I win!"
and….did you learn your lesson? Are you ready to leave the corner? You sure? Okay then. Stand there for 4 more hours, then you can get get out of time out.
*…meanwhile, yet four hours later somehow…**
Thats my big boy! Hey, whats this I have!? It’s your Toy Rubber ball! Would you like to play with it? Well, maybe later…
How the fuck did the Nominus just get logged in as Marc Summers? This makes no logical sense. Pray for me. Or do that crazy VooDoo dance or whatever that you crazy athiests do…
I can’t resist Lance’s avatar, I have to say it:
Lance has broken every [space bar] he’s ever used.
“don’t you read your email?”
Nope, that was a junk account, I forgot the password for it. Why what did it say… Plus I’m at work, who reads email at work?
Okay, it’s obvious…. I’m never going to http://www.filmdrunk.com again. From now on, it’s http:/filmdrunk.com or bust baby! Oops. And Bust. AND.
Predator. I fucking love that movie. Best guys’ movie ever. How come no one ever coined a phrase for the opposite of a chick flick, or is every movie that isn’t a chick flick a guys’ movie? How about dick flick?
So, i gather from whizzing through this thread that there’s been some shenanigans today. You crazy kids.
“How come no one ever coined a phrase for the opposite of a chick flick…”
It’s called a porno.
In soviet america, porno calls YOU. Bitch.
<Jumps around corner with dick in hand doing helicopter>
BOO!! MUTHERFUCKERS!!!
Ha! You thought I had left because I said I was didn’t you? But I was really lurking… waiting… for the oportunity to emasculate myself…
Nah.
Side effects of whorex may include but are not limited to; Dry powdery penile discharge, an urge to kill anything that lactates, binge drinking, and gruge fucking. If you experience any of these side effects contact your doctor immediately so he can tell you to SACK THE FUCK UP BITCH BOY!!
If not a porno Charlie…
…then it’s a Brono.
foock spleling
binge drinking, and gruge fucking
That’s the title of my new rock song.
Talk to the festering sore at the base of your penis to see if Whorex is right for you.
Snoop Dogg to remix the theme song for the ABC soap opera "one life to live".
I don’t know why, but I’m offended at that. And I’ve never watched soap operas. And snoop dogg sucks. Not one good album since Doggystle. This, is rape. Of someone. Not sure who.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080313/ap_en_mu/people_snoop_dogg;_ylt=ArKKeAQ9nL1_1F9X9a7Iswus0NUE
Ummm, I’m scared to post now. Scared in a I might catch something way.
Anyhoooo good cleeep
All yours ulyDan, but if it hits big I get a taste of the royalties, and a groupie, and the road blow, and…ya that’s it.
binge drinking, and gruge fucking
Or could just add a ‘d’ ^ and claim everything, but I’m sure when I get big, they’ll be nuff debauchery to go around for all.
In Soviet Russia, Whorex fucks YOU.
With intellectual property like that, I’m fucking renting.
In Soviet Russia, Hop Hippy’s you.
In Soviet Russia, Choppaaaaa gets ta’ you.
The Mighty Fek’lhr didn’t think it was possible to get any more ghey for Lance. He stands corrected.
So your saying, Fek, that you woudl sit on that thumb?
Pauly, that video is so cool, He would let Lance fuck Him in the arse, video-record it, and post it on YouTube…WHILE HE SUCKS THE THUMB!
The only way this could be better is if Professor Hiro Beatdown took out that Ana chick.Fek, your avatar: is dat de’ guy from stweet fighter (E.Honda) ?
Chod, is your avatar that guy from Donkey Kong?
I’ve always wanted to Hundred Hand Slap a bitch. Like My Whorex.
<====== Actually, The Mighty Mol’tar is a flaming hunk of forshak.
Set up or not, The Awesomest Thing You’ll See All Day clip over on WL made me laugh. Just thought i’d share that with you. You’re welcome.
In Soviet Russia…you weren’t allowed to make a wage that was equivalent to your worth. And my mom told me that they couldn’t choose their own spouse. Also, And episode of "you can’t do that on television" led me to believe that if they took over nickelodeon, the slime would be red, and would be triggered by the word "Free".
Spitzer’s call whore is a struggling musician. I know that comes as such a shock.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/03/13/spitzer.kristen/index.html
Nom, that was inspired.
Bronze, that was great.
Chod, Pauly, you guys are fucking hawt for each other.
What-ev, Bob! I broke that story earlier. BOOSH!
Dude, that youtube clip was pretty fucking cool. "That…was a bad idea…". Pretty fun stuff.
:thanks to charlie bronze for the tip::
*Chodin winks at Pauly, then continues to jack off in the circle*
Chod, Pauly, you guys are fucking hawt for each other.
Can you smell him on me?
*Pauly winks back and continues to jack off in the circle as stipulated in Rule #7 of CJC*
*outgoing transmission*
DOR SHO GHA! Get your dishonored klingonorhea ass back in character you fuck!
Kah PlaH!
*end transmission*
Chod, Pauly, you guys are fucking hawt
for each other.*Pauly says in homo fashion*
Qhauplah’d
My friend just texted me that he saw Screech at the grocery store. I’m still waiting for word on whether he was sporting a Dirty Sanchez or not.
AW cum on, bob. The set up in the first sentence was perfect. I don’t know you, but I think you could have done better in the second. I’m dissappointed with you mister! You should apologize to those blessings you take forgranted.
empty ballon of bob’s spooge :(
I added the extra s to pis you off. Give it back.
I’m sorry Nom. I only know Screech from his porn work.
*Chodin raises his fist and swings it like Arsenio Hall*
WHOOOOO-WHOOOO-WHOOOOO-WHOOOOO!!!!
Then, with that faint, fleeting smile playing about his lips, he faced the firing squad, erect and motionless, proud and disdainful, Charlie Bronze the Undefeated, inscrutable to the last.
Day off tomorrow. I’m going to be gambling and boozing – great plan, huh – so i hope none of you are too inspired tomorrow. I hate having that nagging feeling that if i don’t catch up i’ve missed out on some top notch tomfoolery.
Don’t worry about me, CB. My inspiration is inexistant. Raped. Like my wife say’s I did the other nite. Jokes on her, in Kansas, it’s all "why wouldn’t you have sex with your husband". Spousal rape. A great thing! In Kansas.
I was planning on Chris Crockering tommorrow if someone made a child molestation joke so you’ll miss that. (sobbing) "You don’t know what it’s like getting your virgin starfruit ripped open by your drunken step-daddy! It’s not funny! It fuckin hurts!"
Wow, it sure got gay in my absence. Do you guys always climb all over each other as soon as the last female leaves the room?
Al, I never got off the top of you. You didn’t notice me latched on to you, fucking away at dat ass while you went to take a piss. TITE’N DAH FUCK UP! Loosey Loonie!
Oh, except for you, Nom.
Not me, Al. I’ve learned to dispense my golden nuggets and leave before these succubi try to fuck all the humor or out of me.
I’m still here, El Guapo!
I did notice Nom, I was just hoping that if I ignored you long enough, you’d slink away quietly.
I don’t mind the succubisexual ones. You just have to utilize them correctly, and they succume whiles they’re succubUS…ing. You.
Is "humor or" the new American version of "humour"?
sorry for my absenteeism hombres. i was hustla’d from work therefore ive b33n c0nstantly inebriated for the past week. am i drunk now? YEAAHHHHHHH BOOOOIIIIII!!!!
drunk ON!
And Jack, watching these guys dogpile through the keyhole is borderline gay. So you’re not entirely out of the woods in my book.
Tyler Perry allready has a new movie coming out in a couple of weeks. It’s called meet The Browns, and you’ll never guess why. New Black stereotype: Black people make movies faster than white people.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1047494/
I’m still convinced that "humour" is nothing more than a joke that got out of hand. Stop it. It’s gone too far.
That sucks dub. i got a job for you.
finally 6 o clock i’ll see you guys durst horribly tomorrow, party on dudes!!
Dude, six oclock was over 2 hours ago. Bex, not to be a jerk, but you aren’t of the ‘black’ persuasion, are you?
Don’t judge me. You whored it.
Speak for your own lame-ass time zone, Nom. When Bex says it’s 6, by god it’s 6.
Get with the times lady. Start, then stop, being bouty bout it.
Bex and I are in a time zone that doesn’t have to change. Also, Bex and I are Mexicans from the future.
"bouty bout"? You realize with my accent I’m reading that as "booty boot", right?
Are you coming on to me again?
I’m always coming onto you. And them. I spread it around. Gets all over the place.
Hey, don’t you two start to cum on eachother just yet- there’s still a baby in the room.
there’s still a baby in the room.
Oh Shit! Oh yeah…I’m Coming!
and that baby aint gonna feed itself.
Is it creepy hanging out at the laundry mat and stealing women’s soiled panties when they’re not looking? You should see the looks I get from people when I tell them I do that.
Probably looks alot like the look I get everytime I post. Kind of a "THAT is your comment? Why would god make a world where shit happes….and you are living proof"
I think this was a durst. I’m pushing the button anyways. Fuck you Mike.
Forrest Gump says "shit happes".
It’s cheaper than buying some used ones on the net. Plus with the laundry mat they don’t charge extra for a poo skid.
I didn’t spell it right because I read that "Shit Happens..and you’re living PROOF" keychain when I was a kid at spencers gifts. And if felt so guilty about not adding extra quote mards that I dropped my gun and missed the ‘n’. I want to apologize to all of my fans. I’ve let you down.
FUCK MIKE!!!
I’m not fluent in gibberish, or engrish for that matter, sir
I”m fluent in “taking shits” and “taking shits on wooden chests”.
They were both A.P. classes in high school.
True story: My dad’s name is "Mike", and he is actually an ok guy. he let me smoke weed in his basement.
Another true story: I don’t want to say I am "T-Bone from Candyland drunk", but the world is spinning the wrong direction.
If that isn’t the definition of an "ok" father, then I don’t know what is. If you’ll excuse me, my son wants me to get his friends some crack. BRB.
Did we lose Jack? He must have a life. I have one – I’m sitting here doing work from home because I screwed around with you jerks too much during the day. Boss’ll be back tomorrow and I’m sure he’ll want to see some progress. I doubt "OHMYGOD I FINALLY GOT A COTW NOMINATION!" will impress him much.
Fuck it, I’m having a bath. I’ll be coming back naked and wet.
Did we lose Jack? He must have a life.
Ha HA!! Good one Al!
My Dad let me smoke weed all the time, but it’s kinda hard to punish your kid from the grave.
Fuck it, I’m gonna’ go take a bath too.
I’ll be back in a wet suit with a lobster.
*Chodin sticks on his flippers and walks away from the computer backwards*
….and then everyone says "Pauly, you are fucking awesome!" and then they throw rose petals at my feet and girls are throwing their willing bodies at me along with some of the guys. Then I raise my arms in which at the same time fire works go off. Then I make my exit, riding a horse named "Calibur" into the desert sunset.
thats good stuff guys. Take a viagra, keep it up.
This is fucking great:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWoAXXbzFBg&feature=related