
Warner Brothas is supposedly still shooting two Hobbit movies in 2009 and 2010, despite the director not having signed a contract and the Tolkien Trust suing the franchise for $150 million. But, hey, we’ve still got casting news. Today’s rumblings come from Sir Ian McKellen’s website, which recently published this fan Q&A:
Q: So has it come to pass, good Sir McKellen? Shall the dreaming masses with their musty books and their blackened pipes at long last hear those immortal words issue from under that famous nose? "Yes, yes, my dear sir –and I know your name, Mr. Bilbo Baggins. And you do know my name, though you don’t remember that I belong to it. I am Gandalf, and Gandalf means me! To think I should have lived to be good-morninged by Belladonna [Ed. Note - That's also a famous porn star's name!] Took’s son, as if I was selling buttons at the door!" Looking about, I find I share the same hopes as millions of others, so I ask, a single query in a chorus … Will you again be our Gandalf in The Hobbit now that the deal is settled?
A: Yes I will, if Peter Jackson and I have anything to do with it, he being the producer and me being, on the whole, a very lucky actor. …Encouragingly, Peter and Fran Walsh have told me they couldn’t imagine The Hobbit without their original Gandalf. Their confidence hasn’t yet been confirmed by the director Guillermo del Toro but I am keeping my diary free for 2009!"
Well, duh. If offensive gay stereotypes have taught me anything, it’s that all gays dream of playing a wizard. In related news, the guy who asked that question probably gets his ass kicked a lot, and he probably deserves it.
UPDATE: Now with video – thanks to BGavin for pointing out my oversight.



Oh yeah? Well Peter and Fran Walsh have told me they couldn’t have Hobbit babies anymore after the accident and asked if I would consider doing it with that midget over them and giving them the baby and to that I say GOOD DAY SIR.
I feel like wizards would have the power to give themselves larger wangs
I feel like Wizard tonight like Wizard tonight!
Why don’t they just get the wizard dude from the Alltel commercials? Have you seen him bust outta the side of that
panelpedo van? Gotta be a mo.More importantly, will Peter jackson portray Beorn?
Musty books and blackened pipes? Sounds like a scene from Hairy Putter and the Sorcerer’s Bone.
Hahaha Burnsy! Stupid American. The real title is Philosopher’s Bone. Dumbass.
Perfect opportunity for an Extras clip. YOU BLEW IT!!!
…but I am keeping my diary free for 2009!
An excerpt from Ian McKellan’s diary from (*Date smudged, 2005)
Dear Diary, Today I just, like, soooooooo wished that we weren’t just actors, but really had these superpowers because I could, like, totally pull those hunks Wolverine and Prof X closer to me using just my mind! (*giggle).
Gosh, sometimes my mind just, like, wanders all over the place or some junk!
P.S. I am toooootally jonesing for a bagel right now, like, it’s not even funny!
I guess it makes sense that a guy that has been acting like a queen his whole life would want to play a wizard again. Just from personal experience, it’s a bitch being a sexually dynamo all the time. It’s nice pretending to be an ugly slob every now and again.
i NO tyPE woTha fukc dOTAY>
SEXUAL
NEW UP! REALLY!
"I kill Gandalf!"
If anyone has any idea what I’m referencing, I pity you. And me. But mostly you. And me.
Jack, from which Spawn
action figuredoll is your avatard?Don’t touch me, Frodo!
The Hobbit, WITH BLOOD!
The Hobbit will be like LOTR but with explosions!