Friday Free for All is a regular feature on FilmDrunk in which I post random videos from around the world, and from movies new and old – united solely by their awesomeness. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com, and no, I’m not going to post your boyfriend’s hilarious 12-minute parody of The Bourne Identity.
If you haven’t seen Wicker Man, then you probably haven’t seen Nic Cage punch a woman while dressed as a bear. And that, my friend, is a real shame.
Super mega bonus! After the jump, check out Crispin Glover doing the strangest acting job ever in River’s Edge.
[Thanks to Robby and Ufford for the tips]
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McFly creeps the shit out of me. Like, “mom walking in on you masturbating and says ‘Oh God, I’m sorry’ but then lingers in the doorway for a little too long before shutting it again” creeps the shit out of me.
"You’re my density."
I wouldn’t even let Crispin Glover work in my slaughterhouse.
Shit, I wouldn’t even let Crispin Glover work in YOUR slaughterhouse.
"About yourself you duuuuuuumb fuck!"
I’m saying that to somebody tonight.
Zog no eat Crispin Glover coyote.
Second thought, Zog would eat Crispin Glover coyote.
“Now I’m not dressed as a bear, but you ARE a woman so….*PUNCH* !!!”
I’m saying that to somebody tonight.
Not satisified with the rug on his head, Nic Cage now sports the seldom seen full body toupee.
Bear Punch > Donkey Punch > Fleshlight > A Tube of Ready Made Cookie Dough
Keanu and Dennis Hopper ruled in River’s Edge as well.
’You’re not my dad, man! You’re just here to F**K my mother and eat our food. MOTHERF**ER! FOOD EATER!’
I read an interview with Crispin Glover, and in his living room he had an antique gyncologist chair. I have never been able to look at him without shuddering ever since.
Crispin is creepy like the guy that sits in the corner of the community pool, and his hands are underwater, you can’t see him jacking off but his shoulder is jerking and he’s biting his lip while looking at you dead in the eyes.
Does Leelee Sobieski technically count as a woman?
Uhhhhhh he’s so creepy, a friend of mine used to work out at the same gym as Crispin Glover who apparently worked out every day and was disturbingly strong. So he could hold you down for your amateur gynecology appointment I assume.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
::drive by post::
FUCK WORK!!!!!!!
Crispin Glover agreed to be in two films directed my McG. Obviously he’s a fucking lunatic.
Burnsy, "My McG"?
He’s everyone’s McG.
That JHC is working on Good Friday is disturbing enough, but all the rest of you are going to hell, you realize this, right?
Crispin Glover as Andy Warhol in The Doors was about as far as a stretch as the width of a cunt hair cut in half long ways.
Ugh, what a horrible faux paux. Unless he really is my McG. Then I could make him stop.
This is where we Jews have it over you goyum. No hell.
Top that, bird rapists.
I think the other guy in the car is a fat and young Eli Manning
I’d love to see Crispin Glover and Gary Busey in a staring contest. Too bad you wouldn’t actually be able to watch it. I’m pretty sure that those who cast their eyes upon those two staring each other down would have their faces melt off like those Nazis with the Ark of the Covenant.
Crispin Glover and Gary Busey are pen pals. Telekinetically.
I’d love to see Crispin Glover and Gary Busey in a staring contest.
This would be the psychopathic realization of ‘crossing the streams’.
No hell in my religion either, Stoney, but I’m not turning down a Statutory Holiday. In fact, I’m prepared to embrace any number of new religions if it means more paid time off.
Ted Kaczinski thinks Crispin Glover is a creepy fuck.
In fact, I’m prepared to embrace any number of new religions if it means more paid time off.
Salam Malakim, my sista.
Crispin Glover and Danny Glover are related by the fact that they both have black hearts.
Jews have a hell. It’s called retail.
Crispin Glover is nothing less than the most profound genius in entertainment. I caught his latest movie at the Egyptian, where he stands on a box before the move and does a slideshow. Then, the best part. The movie is about a guy named Paul with Cerebral Palsy who, in every scene, fucks a woman and then kills her.
let me reiterate here:
The movie is about a guy named Paul with Cerebral Palsy who, in every scene, fucks a woman and then kills her!
I.Shit.You.Not.
[www.crispinglover.com]!.htm
BONG, I might add.
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*takes high school diploma and places it gingerly in the toilet. Flush*
OK, do "Robby" and "RoboPanda" run this site?
Unresourceful Jews have a hell. It’s called retail.
Mazel Tov.
Jews have a hell. It’s called retail.
Not kosher bro!
They just added Kosher bro to our local cannibal eatery’s menu. Smells like sweatsocks and cheap beer, but tastes like Axe.
I don’t mean to interrupt this little circle jerk, but there’s a new post.
Jesus, um, Jesus – you can let a guy finish every now and again…