Friday Free for All is a regular feature on FilmDrunk in which I post random videos from around the world, and from movies new and old – united solely by their awesomeness. Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com, and no, I’m not going to post your boyfriend’s hilarious 12-minute parody of The Bourne Identity.
I once thought High School Musical had homosexual undertones. Today’s clip blows [pun intended] it out the water. It comes courtesy of a tip from Robby, who notes:
10 things to watch for in this video:
1. The show’s name is The Naked Brothers Band
2. The song is called "Banana Smoothie", slang for semen
3. Creepy pedophile cameraman
4. Phallic banana microphone
5. Lyrics: "Drink up/taste and swallow it. Get up/get on top of it…"
6. Kid on a fucking leash!
7. Boys with coconut bras flexing stomachs
8. Bukkake style milkshake fight
9. White substance flowing down staircase into kitchen
10. Giant banana fight
I heard Gary Glitter is planning a cover, to be recorded upon his release from Vietnamese prison.
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Holy.
Fucking.
Shit.
With.
Blood.
I didn’t watch it passed that dirty little nig nog named Qassim
THESE.
KIDS.
LOVE.
NUTS.
I just got some banana smoothie on my keyboard.
This reminds me to go pick up the new Jeffree Star album.
Those kids need a good dose of cat piss. And an ass-whuppin’.
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT! EVERYBODY HIDE, CHRIS HANSEN IS COMING!
How am I going to explain this boner at my office meeting in a half hour?
Kids nowadays… <sniff sniff> They queer up so fast.
Burnsy asks: How am I going to explain this boner at my office meeting in a half hour?
Well, if you’re in the IT department, I’d say go with "load error."
That Qaasim kid has more gums than Wrigleys.
That’s funny how those kids are dancing on Natalee Holloway’s unmarked grave.
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna rape you…….
This reminds me of my Senior Prom. It was the "Enchantment Under The Table" dance.
This song reminds me of that Kid’s Incorporated music video "Blow My Load" about spending your entire allowance at the arcade.
Look ya little fags. Just because girls are "starting" at ten years old now doesn’t mean you need to get all gender confused and start fudge packing your buddies with fruit at 12. Little frucking creeps.
Burnsy,
Give ‘em the time tested "Priaprism!" line with a nudge and a wink.
And if they’re Spanish, tell them Tengo Wood sent you.
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Well be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
I need a crash course in Bit Torrent ASAP
I believe this is the childhood developmental stage known as "Pre-Britney."
Let the Bodies hit the sand
Let the bodies hit the sand
Let the bodies hit the……*chick *chick
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!
Sorry, pointless.
I remember playing my 45 of the Electric Company song "Love Pudding" over and over again, then humping my Star Wars sheets until I fell asleep. I never knew why…
I know you’re sorry. And stop calling me pointless.
Why didn’t have they have this when I was a kid? I wrote several dozen pop songs about my "Uncle" Roy and the "games" we played in the basement.
Not really that interestingly, they are really brothers and their Mom was on 30 Something a billion years ago and apparently is now a blow job obsesses song writer/stage Mom.
The more you know
This kids are a hit in Thailand.
We need to start a deadpool for the entire cast of this show (along with method – I’d like to choose the square for the lead singer, meth, in about three months). Oh, and we should have sub-categories for which ones become huge whores and which ones wind up manning the glory-hole at whatever slice of hell night-club where all the ex-members of the Mickey Mouse Club hang out.
This also makes me wonder, when is the Kid’s Choice Awards show going to include an applause-o-meter-death-montage segment like the Oscars?
How the fuck did a 10 year old kid get braids that fuckin’ long? A weave? Look out NFL, he’s going to be an outstanding d-ba
gck. Also, why was the white kid poppin’ and lockin’? Who directed this shit, Randy Jackson?By the time my future child is ready for public exploitation, the world should be ready for a song titles that don’t skirt the issue like this. "Lick My Pre-Pubescent Sex Organ" will be their first big hit.
That kid pop and locked so hard, he fell into a seizure. All he could do for the last half of the music video is roll around in his own banana smoothie.
All this is missing is a 69 between the twins from Suite Life with Zack and Cody.
"This fall on the Disney Channel, The Bukkakid’s Club. Everybody’s coming!"
My kids occasionally watch this show. I already have a countdown clock going on the girl keyboard player, it’s banana smoothies all around the day she turns 18.
I drink your banana smoothie!
Jacktion! That’s a line from There will be Broad, no?
You know, this is all very funny, but in reality, we know that banana smoothies are delicious.
Ladies, call me!
Coincidentally this happens to be Michael Jackson’s favorite break out band of 2008.
…and by ‘breakout band’ I mean ‘kids he’d most like to sleep with’.
Donkey Hodey: I think that line was actually from There Will Be Blood (In Another Two Years or So When These Ugly Broads Hit Puberty).
^WTF?!
I’ve heard banana smoothie facials are good for the complexion. Ladies, call me.
I AM A FALSE PROPHET!!!
Other popular smoothie flavors served at Smoothie City! (We sell smoothies, and that’s all. (4u Fek))
If you don’t think I’m going to sing
"BA -NA -NA SMOOO-THAY"
the next time I
weep in horrorsplooge on my girlfriend’s chest you’re crazyI like how when kids these days act all retarded like in the above video, parents encourage them, not wanting to stunt their development.
If my brother and friends and I had done some shit like that when we were kids, our development would have been stunted too. By death.
Is this the movie promo for House Party 3? If so, pass me two smoothies please because I have been patiently waiting.
I used to do the pop-and-lock. Then I realized that I was white.
Their banana smoothies are pretty thin, till their balls drop at least.
OMG, "swallow it" is actually a lyric. Finally.
You’re not a big NWA fan, are you Michelle?
I was arrested shortly after viewing this video.
dammit!
Freedom_chipmunk is the greatest avatar name ever.
I am LeapinLizard’s burning envy
your a dick. the little kid write the song himself, and i doubt he was talkng about shrimp boating. http://www.finickycritic.com
I CANT WAIT FOR THE KID WHO IS THE LEAD SINGER TO BECOME RUTHLESSLY ADDICTED TO HEROIN.
I just wish the woman in the video had gotten some banana smoothie on her face. It would have been the basis for many an avatar photo.