03.25.08 EDDIE MURPHY HAS LOST HIS DAMNED MIND
Eddie Murphy has made a lot of crappy movies. Like, A LOT of crappy movies. And yet, he may have topped himself with Meet Dave, his latest.
Seeking a way to save their doomed world, a crew of tiny, human-looking aliens arrives on earth in the perfect disguise–a spaceship shaped like an ordinary man. [MovieWeb]
No, really, that’s the actual synopsis. You’d think this would be something I’d make up, like, “Eddie Murphy’s in some trouble… when he has a to run a day care center… full of bunny rabbits!” or, “You’ve never seen Eddie Murphy like this before! [quit cut to Eddie Murphy heavily made up to look like Asian girl with down syndrome] ‘Durr, I rike chow mein! [winks at camera].”
But I didn’t make it up, because what’s the point? Eddie Murphy has made satire obsolete.
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EDDIE MURPHY HAS LOST HIS DAMNED MIND
Maybe tiny aliens could make a spaceship look like Richard Pryor and slap the shit out of Eddie.
Boy, all that Shrek money allows him to do all these fine cinematic gems in between those films…
I’ll be honest
I chuckled when he booted that cat.
what the f*ck?
So it’s like Pluto Nash meets Men In Black meets Human Excrement?
Bill Cosby said, "Fuck Eddie, maybe you should stick to all the cursing."
At least it looks like he held up well during re-entry.
Ford’s been working on an Eddie Murphy shaped car. The Pluto Nash Rambler.
I cat-kick got me too, just not engouh to make me actually want to see this.
So who’s playing king Jaffe Joffer in this remake of Coming to America?
Why can’t James Earl Jones do it? Gravitas.
Eddie Murphy’s next project is called, "Don’t Blame Me, White People Are Paying Me To Do This."
Did I see Josh Brolin?
ANd as bad as the trailer is. i’m more offended by the love interest being a white woman.
GRRR…Interracial!
When you think of garbage, think of Eddie. I dunno, it seemed harmless enough. A bit of Steve Martin from All of Me. A bit of Eddie Murphy from Coming to America. At least the spaceship wasn’t Queen Latifah.
Fuckin squirrel beat me to my punchline. Fuck you squirrel, well played.
Eddie Murphy is the anti-Tyler Perry.
Make all the shitty movies you want dude. NOTHING is gonna take away the fact that:
A) you got blown by a tranny
B) neither of you were drunk
C) you let the tranny live
Dor sho gha! J is correct!
KILL THE INFIDEL!!! (Murphy, not J)
Elizabeth Banks is on notice. Being ridiculously hot only gets you so far before poor movie choices leave you Henstridged.
Amen J. Amen, ummm to you? How does that work exactly?
<——— Birfday boy. Recognize.
BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy BJ Day Stone. Good luck collecting on that.
Happy birthday Stone.
Now that that’s over with, why does the interior of the Eddie Murphy spaceship look like the inside of a Volvo?
That’s not a typo, I did mean the car.
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