03.05.08 DIE YUPPIE SCUM
A while back I brought you news of Made of Honor, a rom-com that joins a proud tradition of bad made/maid titles, and whose plot is virtually identical to My Best Friend’s Wedding.
Anyway, thanks to a new contest, YOU can get married at the premiere – it’d be like a McDream come true!
[To enter] go to the website and submit a photo of you and your beloved, along with the story of the moment you realized you were meant to be together [From the first second I saw her I just knew she was the stackedest Ukranian on the whole dang internet]
[From the entries will be chosen] 20 semi-finalists, who will submit videos of themselves answering the same question…The contest will be featured on Entertainment Tonight. The top four will move on to the coveted final round, where your video and story will be judged and voted on by the public to determine which lucky couple gets the grand prize… A trip for four to the premiere city [Fingers crossed for Wilmington!]. …The bride’s gown (provided by Selia Yang), the groom’s tux, a bridal bouquet (provided by Fleurop), his-and-hers wedding bands (provided by Damiani), and a $3000 gift card to Bed Bath & Beyond. [Cinematical]
Bed, Bath and Beyond is the 9th circle of hell. You go in looking for a bath mat and spend the next three hours feeling like a failure because your ceiling fan cord doesn’t match your duvet cover (sweet lord, doesn’t anything go with mauve?). But I guess it’s either or that or forever hold your piece. Get it?? Oh my God, feel the PUNishment! *sigh*
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DIE YUPPIE SCUM
My wife entered us into this and now I get more spam. Bitch!
A wedding story you can bore your kids with for years to come.
Oh Lord.
I take it back. It is possible to hate beige.
Caption: "Anybody order a pizza?"
I really dont understand why the majority of women (filmdrunkfemmes aside) like this crap. It doesnt happen in real life, no matter how many times you watch Bridget Jones Diary, eating a box of Oreos.
Bed, Bath and Beyond is the 9th circle of hell. You go in looking for a bath mat and spend the next three hours feeling like a failure because your ceiling fan cord doesn’t match your duvet cover (sweet lord, doesn’t anything go with mauve?).
Agreed. The last time I went to BB&B it was just to get a new shower curtain. I ended up with a whole bathroom towel set ($130???) and I still felt like an asshole for not getting a new comforter to match my sheets…
GRRRR…MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!!!
$3000 gift card to Bed Bath & Beyond
Why not just give the bride the gift card and give the groom a boot to the nuts? At least he wouldn’t have to waste his time in BB&B and still get the same effect.
Feklahr (the half-ogre bezerker in my avatar, not the Klingon) would stroll into that fucking premiere with his barbed tessto (giant club) and fucking brain all of the fucktard shitstains that wasted their fucking lives by doing this kind of shit.
However, he would take the groom by the neck and leg and tear him in two as a sacrifice to His god, Zarathos, condemning the girly-man groom to an eternity of emasculating anguish and homosexual torment.
After that Feklahr would just spaz and kill everyone he could see. And wipe his ass with the bloody wedding gown.
I like Feklahr.
Bed, Bath and Beyond is the 9th circle of hell. You go in looking for a bath mat and spend the next three hours feeling like a failure because your ceiling fan cord doesn’t match your duvet cover (sweet lord, doesn’t anything go with mauve?).
Tell me about it. I’m always complaining to my wife that the carpet doesn’t match the drapes. But really, what kind of drapes are going to match an unkempt carpet anyways?
I like that they are required to submit a photo because ET doesn’t support the union of two uggos. Which is good, because fuck babies who aren’t cute.
Feklahr:
Now THAT I would watch. Especially if you wait until after Seacrest shows up for the interview (you know he will)…
Who doesn’t like Feklahr with people skills like that?
Feklahr would fight Uwe Boll. WITH HIS THUMB!
$3k at Bed Bath and Beyond will cover 1/3 the cost of a set of Calphalon cookware. I don’t even know where Calphalonia is, but those fuckers sure can make a pan.
Bed Bath and BM totally rocks, it’s one of the few public restrooms in Chelsea.
Holy Christ is there anything that Terry Bollea won’t pimp himself for? Fly Fishing?
What’s next, "Massengill, because I’m a douche so you should buy one too….BROTHER!!"?
Totally Hetero, fun fact: Patrick Dempsey is also a racer. He drove at this year’s 24 Hours of Daytona. He crashed into the wall on pit-out, but still did ok…
McShit
And he looks just like Chris O’Donnell in that picture which made me think of Kinsey where he talks about "having a third leg" and needing to bone his wife which totally made me puke. Ohhhhh good good bye delicious bage.
bagel. I didn’t just make up a word
It’s Eibs boobs, so distracting.
Oh God, did I Durst? I feel so dirty.
Not to be confused with Matthew McConughey and Kate Hudson’s latest film "Maid of Boner." This housekeeper was born to poke around!
Im more than boobs, people!
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