This is a deleted scene from the Juno DVD (out April 15th) called "Café Triste". Triste means sad in Spanish and that about sums it up. Kinda would’ve liked to hear the song about Danny Trejo though.
Side Note: The movie version of Café Triste is nowhere near as sad as the real one – in Berkeley, of course. (video after jump)
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Lance should randomly link to William Hung performing "She Bangs" just to fuck with us.
I hope her next act is Cafe Callate.
Wanted to see this movie ’til i saw who wrote it. …and i’m out.
I read an article today that Diablo Cody has given hope to pther strippers who want to show their talents instead of their sniz. Giving strippers hope is like giving a legless child roller skates.
Miss me,bitches?
I didnt think so.
Never an argument so strong for the Marine Corp to take back Berkeley and kill anything that moves.
Tha lady in the video reminds me of my english teacher my junior year. She was a fuckin’ nut-job. She dressed in 19th century clothing and had a umbrella like she was Mary Poppins. She was an extra in the movie Tombstone and I don’t think she needed any wardrobe. I never knew how the fuck she got to the school, but I imagined it was either by horse or a high-wheel bicycle.
I’d rather give a stripper five bucks than hope. Hope won’t get me a face rub with her boobs. In fact, I’d say that hope is the enemy of strip-club patrons everywhere. Strip clubs are where hope goes to get BTK’ed.
Hope can’t camoflauge C-section scars.
I fucking hate fucking Juno. What a load. I got a dvd screener in the mail last year & by the time it was over I nearly destroyed my t.v. screen trying to kick her in her stupid pregnant belly. Also the music made me want to stab myself in the ears. Fuck that ugly whore that wrote it too. Have a nice day.
Horrible Skittles commercial to the max.
C-section scars are happy trails that you can’t shave off.
I was paying for abortions before teen pregnancy was cool.
Eib!!! Where ya been? Were you trapped in a well? I love well.
C-section scars make me horny.
One of my girlfriends ended up getting a job at the abortion clinic where later she got the employee discount on all her abortions.
I like the old school method. The ol’ "Punch to the bread-box".
C-section scars are just distant reminders of a hole I’ll never be able to penetrate.
One of my girlfriends ended up getting a job at the abortion clinic where later she got the employee discount on all her abortions.
How is my mom by the way?
Strippers named Hope are the worst. They never shave. They never bother putting on deodorant, or brushing their hair. Then, they leave their set early, crying because nobody wants to come near the stage to stuff dollar bills in her g-string.
"I Hope you’re not serious"
Don’t get me started on stippers named Serious…
The fro-y haired kid from Juno is fucking annoying.
I got a dance from a stripper named "Isis" with a lisp and a mean set of braces. I was talking to her with a lisp just to make myself laugh.
Never trust a stripper with a name like Secret or Mystique, because she probably has a bulge bigger than yours.
At the end of the day, do strippers scrub themselves with steel wool to get the "business man" smell off of them? According to my wife, that shit doesn’t work to get their smell off my skin.
Never trust a stripper
with a name like Secret or Mystique, because she probably has a bulge bigger than yours
Fixed!
Cool stripper/car names-
Bad stripper/car names-
Ferrari
Portia (Porsche)
Hummer
Sky
F-150
Corolla
Sequoia
REALLY Bad stripper/car names-
Kenworth
Freightliner
Mack
International
You forgot Peterbilt.
shit
Bad stripper/car names-
Ferrari
Portia (Porsche)
Hummer
Sky
F-150
Corolla
Sequoia
I don’t know Stinky. I kind of like Miata. I think it’s pretty.
really bad stripper names
Edsel
Pinto
Fiesta
Yugo
Easy way to find your stripper name…. the name of your first pet, and the name of the street you grew up on. My stripper name? Misty Clarendon…. sexy…My husbands name is Ginger Swann…
Pupstar Highland?
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Somebody finally wrote a song about Danny Trejo?! That man is a legend.