CRAP RULES CRAP-DOMINATED MARKET
03.10.08
10,000 B.C. had the number one B.O. this weekend, grossing $35.7 million, which was only slightly lower than most analysts’ estimates. By comparison, 300 took in $71 million on the same weekend last year. Advantage: things that don’t suck.
Meanwhile, Semi Pro fell 62% on its second weekend with $5.8 million, and Martin Lawrence’s College Road Trip made $14.5 million. "That’s so Raven!" said industry analysts.
In any case, none of the movies out right now are remotely interesting, and my time would be better spent planning a tea party with my Bruce Greenwood-inspired RealDoll than discussing any of them. Sitting near a busy intersection this weekend was obviously more interesting than watching movies.
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I went to see 10,000 B.C. but my wooly mammoth broke down on the way. I went to see College Roadtrip this weekend but I overslept and dreamt I showed up with no pants on. I went to see Semi Pro this weekend but I was cut from the team.
Sorry, I heard NBC just renewed Last Comic Standing so I’m working on my D-minus material.
that shit was horrible burns
Looks like poor grasp of positional advantage guy is still struggling to get a good picture. Can’t he get cable?
Last Comic Standing is getting renewed, yet Terminator:SCC is on the fence? Oi vey!
::slaps forehead::
What they didn’t tell people is that the overpass is made out of black ice and baby oil and lots of laughs. Kisses and hugs.
I was gonna see 10,000BC but I stopped for a rack of ribs before the showing and my fucking car tipped over on its side. Ok, no, it really didn’t.
Baby oil is made the same way as olive oil, right?
"10,000 B.C. had the number one B.O. this weekend"
it apologizes for that. its prescription deodorant isn’t working as it should.
The convergence of a great number of suck-ass film, one of which is a white guy in dreadlocks and a white male in Afro, coupled with the return of striking writers….Good God, man, that’s a portent of the Apocalypse!
Read Rev. 8:13. It’s all there! "And I beheld, and heard an angel flying through the midst of heaven, saying with a loud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth whosoever see three movies in one week that truly suck or further gaze on "New Old Christine."
It sure is Donkey. All you gotta do is squeeze em until they pop and then the oil gushes right out. Also, it’s nice if you can get the cold-pressed variety.
Watch out for the non-virgil baby oil though. It often leaves a haunting.
virgil=virgin. Stupid homework.
I didn’t know you were a fan of Odyssey brand baby oil AGB.
I only go for the best and/or what’s on sale.
I keep telling you of the coming Zombie Apocalypse. No one ever listens
MMMMMMMM………..BRAINS!!
I went to see The Bank Job but my check bounced. I went to see Vantage Point but someone was blocking my view. I went to see Horton Hears a Who but a little voice told me to wait for DVD.
Now where’s my $250,000?
Durst, indeed.
It’s not your fault Burnsy, it’s Monday. I think everybody left to get coffee or heroin or something.
BOO YA! The Mighty Fek’lhr got a nod! (First good thing to happen all day…more later!)
I’ve been out looking for extra-virgin baby oil but haven’t been able to find any. I guess they shouldn’t have let Jesus grow up…
This movie is the equivalent of a mayonaise-covered head of lettuce in August on the tin roof of a home in New Orleans covered in human excrement and old Ramen noodles.
or….
Peter Jackson would eat this movie for dinner with a side of fries
If they could invent spears like that in 10,000 BC why couldn’t they get on thier cell phones and call for a friggin pizza?
Luch, who’s been telling you about my house in New Orleans?
AGB, thanks for the nom but that story wasn’t really true. I would never be on my way to see this fuckin piece of shit film. The rest is all true though. Except for the ribs and the car. I made that up entirely.
Erswi, my psyche is shattered. I beleived it all.
New up, Liars and perverts
Erswi, go to your front door.
I’ve been out looking for extra-virgin baby oil but haven’t been able to find any. I guess they shouldn’t have let Jesus grow up…
It’s not exactly oil and I’m not a virgin anymore, but I’ve got some ::ahem:: lotion you could try Donkey.
Ha fuckin Ha Luch! Joke’s on you! I’m at work, there isn’t anyone even at my hou . . . hey! Wait a minute. I gotta go home.
It takes a hero to change the world does it 10,000 BC?
Well Hitler changed the world – does that make HIM a hero?
"Well, to aryan skinheads yes"
Touche 10,000 BC. Touche.
Qaplah!!!!
I rule your market!!!